# 56 year old virgin gets shut down

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [September 23, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016 "2009-09-23T13:17:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 18
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### Author: ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/1 "2009-09-23T13:17:09Z")

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> **[56YearOld Virgin Makes Everyone Uncomfortable](http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/56yearold-virgin-makes-everyone-uncomfortable/80756070/)**
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> There is a reason for the virginity.

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### Author: ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/2 "2009-09-23T13:53:24Z")

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wow she got up an talked about being a 56 year old virgin, and also basically told everyone there that she plays with herself and she wasnt even talking about anything that was on the agenda that day:haha:haha:haha:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/3 "2009-09-23T13:55:50Z")

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i assume that was like a local school board thing or something? thats fucking great :rofl :rofl

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### Author: ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/4 "2009-09-23T13:58:21Z")

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Dude if she got some dick, I bet she would be a pornstar

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/5 "2009-09-23T13:59:30Z")

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I’m embarrassed for her…

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### Author: ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/6 "2009-09-23T14:04:29Z")

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Shes says shes a virgin, techincally. WTF does that mean?

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/7 "2009-09-23T14:05:29Z")

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> [@Happy B-Day H2F0V](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-h2f0v/23364/3):
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> Shes says shes a virgin, techincally. WTF does that mean?

shes been fucked in the ass

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### Author: ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/8 "2009-09-23T14:06:35Z")

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> [@Official 24 Thread - 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-24-thread-2007/22722/109):
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> shes been fucked in the ass

hahahaha

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### Author: ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/9 "2009-09-23T14:07:38Z")

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she threw her play hand in the air man what do you think that means NO DICK BUT FINGER FUCKED HERSELF

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### Author: ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/10 "2009-09-23T14:08:42Z")

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🤣rofl:rofl:rofl WIN STATEMENT

> [@Official 24 Thread - 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-24-thread-2007/22722/109):
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> shes been fucked in the ass

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/11 "2009-09-23T14:10:20Z")

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> [@Air intake problems](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/air-intake-problems/23156/21):
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> she threw her play hand in the air man what do you think that means NO DICK BUT FINGER FUCKED HERSELF

calm down

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/12 "2009-09-23T14:40:49Z")

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> [@Official 24 Thread - 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-24-thread-2007/22722/109):
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> shes been fucked in the ass

lol

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### Author: ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/13 "2009-09-23T14:41:54Z")

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fuck, shes a heffer, no WONDER!

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### Author: ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/14 "2009-09-23T14:52:31Z")

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Someone get Ilya quick! She isn’t going to last long before someone pops the question.

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/15 "2009-09-23T14:53:16Z")

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> [@PRICE REDUCED...ALREADY! FS: 2000/Audi S4/6sp/Silver/Onyx/65k/Stg2+/lots of goodies](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/price-reduced-already-fs-2000-audi-s4-6sp-silver-onyx-65k-stg2-lots-of-goodies/22634/56):
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> Someone get Ilya quick! She isn’t going to last long before someone pops the question.

:rofl

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### Author: ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/16 "2009-09-23T14:55:53Z")

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> [@PRICE REDUCED...ALREADY! FS: 2000/Audi S4/6sp/Silver/Onyx/65k/Stg2+/lots of goodies](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/price-reduced-already-fs-2000-audi-s4-6sp-silver-onyx-65k-stg2-lots-of-goodies/22634/56):
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> Someone get Ilya quick! She isn’t going to last long before someone pops the question.

d’awwwww, come on

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/17 "2009-09-23T15:30:48Z")

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> [@FS torpedo heater](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-torpedo-heater/23404/4):
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> d’awwwww, come on

+1 but thats still funny :rofl :rofl :rofl

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### Author: ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/56-year-old-virgin-gets-shut-down/247016/18 "2009-09-23T16:39:54Z")

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She doesn’t say technically is a virgin.
