# A chicken and an egg are lying in bed........

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-chicken-and-an-egg-are-lying-in-bed/38197
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 5, 2007, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-chicken-and-an-egg-are-lying-in-bed/38197 "2007-11-05T09:47:55Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author: ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-chicken-and-an-egg-are-lying-in-bed/38197/1 "2007-11-05T09:47:55Z")

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, “I guess we answered that question.”

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### Author: ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-chicken-and-an-egg-are-lying-in-bed/38197/2 "2007-11-05T09:51:48Z")

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I chuckled

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-chicken-and-an-egg-are-lying-in-bed/38197/3 "2007-11-05T09:51:48Z")

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lol jackass

8/10

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### Author: ![Jskrapper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jskrapper/32/7570_2.png) [@Jskrapper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jskrapper)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-chicken-and-an-egg-are-lying-in-bed/38197/4 "2007-11-05T10:21:57Z")

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That was definatley good. :tup:

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### Author: ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-chicken-and-an-egg-are-lying-in-bed/38197/5 "2007-11-05T10:22:59Z")

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haha

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### Author: ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-chicken-and-an-egg-are-lying-in-bed/38197/6 "2007-11-05T11:16:31Z")

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lolol

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### Author: ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-chicken-and-an-egg-are-lying-in-bed/38197/7 "2007-11-05T11:20:53Z")

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i saw a t-shirt a long while back from that Aussie T company that use to be in the mall…was a picture of a chicken and an egg laying in bed…chicken with arms behind head, smiling, cigarette in mouth, relaxed…egg looking angry, arms folded across chest, staring at the chicken…and the caption at the bottom read “i guess we know who came first”

i thought it was pretty funny…

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### Author: ![taurusho](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/taurusho/32/7184_2.png) [@taurusho](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taurusho)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-chicken-and-an-egg-are-lying-in-bed/38197/8 "2007-11-05T11:57:27Z")

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Holy old comic strip batman.