# A history of suck... (awesome update post 99, then 134)

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 23, 2008, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278 "2008-04-23T09:34:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SVT3945](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svt3945/32/7409_2.png) [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/41 "2008-04-23T10:40:45Z")

</div>

Oh man he is def one of my fav targets !!!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/42 "2008-04-23T10:43:25Z")

</div>

beleive it or not, Vendetta was legitamately NOT cuban, but his friend who was completely retarded and would allow him to post from time to time ( i met vendetta in person)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/43 "2008-04-23T10:44:45Z")

</div>

BS: cuban has no friends.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/44 "2008-04-23T10:44:56Z")

</div>

lol close enough

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/45 "2008-04-23T10:45:37Z")

</div>

> [@focusinprogress](#):
>
> but his friend who was completely retarded and would allow him to post from time to time

same difference.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/46 "2008-04-23T10:46:59Z")

</div>

I don’t think I was around then. What was the original Cuban\_Crisis banned for?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/47 "2008-04-23T10:48:53Z")

</div>

Short version: fucking someone over on a paying for a classifieds item… which snowballed into an unbelievably huge compulsive lie-a-thon.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/48 "2008-04-23T10:49:05Z")

</div>

> [@newman](#):
>
> where is that thread where he was “showing off” his new house and it was pics of 2 different houses?

Didn’t he go to that gymnastics thing with you or something when he was JDMAllstars?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/49 "2008-04-23T10:50:20Z")

</div>

> [@Nikuk](#):
>
> Short version: fucking someone over on a paying for a classifieds item… which snowballed into an unbelievably huge compulsive lie-a-thon.

Was it the computer he bought from a certain board member? Or prior to that?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Oroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c68b51/32.png) [@Oroc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oroc)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/50 "2008-04-23T10:51:40Z")

</div>

gymnastics?! lol

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/51 "2008-04-23T10:58:37Z")

</div>

yeah. gymnsatics rocked.

cuban gyped chino

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/52 "2008-04-23T11:25:25Z")

</div>

for those who dont know what being banned is like…i can put it this way.

the first hour is great, you feel a stress is off your shoulders. the first day is still fairly nice. the first week turns into,“okay, im gonna make another account just to call these mudder-fukkers names and sheeeit” and THEN the first month rolls around and your just like, “damnit! i need christian newman and adam beckington in my life through proxy more than i realize and instead of blowing what little brain matter i have that HASN’T been smoked up in a bong im going to make a troll account so i can sack ride more than a high school girlfriend of a college bound football player”

(and for answers to some of your questions, see lamp’s posts on newman’s dating habits)

p.s. this is not “my” story, just how i “perceive” cuban’s to be.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/53 "2008-04-23T11:26:26Z")

</div>

> [@SoloIIscoob](#):
>
> for those who dont know what being banned is like…i can put it this way.
> 
> the first hour is great, you feel a stress is off your shoulders. the first day is still fairly nice. the first week turns into,“okay, im gonna make another account just to call these mudder-fukkers names and sheeeit” and THEN the first month rolls around and your just like, “damnit! i need christian newman and adam beckington in my life through proxy more than i realize and instead of blowing what little brain matter i have that HASN’T been smoked up in a bong im going to make a troll account so i can sack ride more than a high school girlfriend of a college bound football player”
> 
> (and for answers to some of your questions, see lamp’s posts on newman’s dating habits)
> 
> p.s. this is not “my” story, just how i “perceive” cuban’s to be.

You went bonkers when you were banned, it was really funny.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/54 "2008-04-23T11:30:53Z")

</div>

> [@RuBiCaNT](#):
>
> You went bonkers when you were banned, it was really funny.

hahaha. yes i hope u guys still have some of that somewhere.

i think i called u adolf and this place nazi germany or something.

and to be honest i kinda felt like i was being singled out but in the end…:ham::deadhorse:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/55 "2008-04-23T11:36:23Z")

</div>

> [@SoloIIscoob](#):
>
> hahaha. yes i hope u guys still have some of that somewhere.
> 
> i think i called u adolf and this place nazi germany or something.
> 
> and to be honest i kinda felt like i was being singled out but in the end…:ham::deadhorse:

I am sure they do. I don’t think it was deleted.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/56 "2008-04-23T11:39:09Z")

</div>

[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6695220054615396487&q=family+guy%3B+cookie+monster%3B+&ei=FIIPSLGqIpK2rQL1oaWoBA](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6695220054615396487&q=family+guy%3B+cookie+monster%3B+&ei=FIIPSLGqIpK2rQL1oaWoBA)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/57 "2008-04-23T11:46:37Z")

</div>

> [@SoloIIscoob](#):
>
> [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6695220054615396487&q=family+guy%3B+cookie+monster%3B+&ei=FIIPSLGqIpK2rQL1oaWoBA](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6695220054615396487&q=family+guy%3B+cookie+monster%3B+&ei=FIIPSLGqIpK2rQL1oaWoBA)

hahahah!

My favorite was when you made the user “Jesus” and then said in a thread something to the like of, “these guys are such nazi’s, they are gonna ban Jesus!!” I got a special chuckle out of that.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/58 "2008-04-23T11:52:11Z")

</div>

> [@RuBiCaNT](#):
>
> hahahah!
> 
> My favorite was when you made the user “Jesus” and then said in a thread something to the like of, “these guys are such nazi’s, they are gonna ban Jesus!!” I got a special chuckle out of that.

hahahaha yes! :bigclap:  
i definitely did that.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/59 "2008-04-23T11:53:19Z")

</div>

new mods. can we please have some of my wonderful OG account and troll account convos.?

just for the shits and giggles?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278/60 "2008-04-23T11:55:03Z")

</div>

no ty

[Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278.md?page=2)

[Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-history-of-suck-awesome-update-post-99-then-134/47278.md?page=4)
