# A lil Football story... **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 7, 2005, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855 "2005-09-07T13:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/1 "2005-09-07T13:20:39Z")
FOOTBALL SEASON IS AROUND THE CORNER!!! In a school just outside of Cleveland, a first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a Browns fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they are Browns fans too. Not really knowing what a Browns fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all went up into the air. However, there is one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different “Because I am not a Browns fan” says Timmy. The teacher then asks, “What are you ?” Timmy says “I’m a STEELERS fan.” The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asks Timmy why he is a STEELERS fan. " Well, my mom and dad are STEELERS fans so I’m a STEELER fan too." The teacher is now angry" That’s no reason" she says loudly. What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot ? Timmy smiled and said, “Then I’d be a Browns Fan”. GO STEELERS!!! ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/2 "2005-09-07T13:21:24Z")
booya haha :steelers: ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/3 "2005-09-07T13:22:53Z")
haha. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/4 "2005-09-07T13:28:42Z")
booya 🍺 :steelers: :steelers: :steelers: :steelers: :steelers: :steelers: :steelers: :steelers: ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/5 "2005-09-07T13:29:53Z")
way to go timmy. ---
**Author:** ![traydogg6969](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/traydogg6969/32/5999_2.png) [@traydogg6969](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/traydogg6969)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/6 "2005-09-07T14:21:53Z")
> [@fshowcars](#): > > booya > > haha > > :steelers: ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/7 "2005-09-07T14:25:00Z")
hahaha…heard the joke before…well just used different things…use bush and kerry instead ---
**Author:** ![Jordons\_Pontiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@Jordons\_Pontiac](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jordons_Pontiac)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/8 "2005-09-07T14:26:31Z")
:steelers: too bad it’s old, oldie but a goodie. ---
**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/9 "2005-09-07T16:40:21Z")
:bowrofl: never heard that before I like it ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/10 "2005-09-07T20:55:59Z")
I was driving down the highway last night… Doing the speed limit to conserve gas. Some asshat flies up on me and starts to tailgate me… Its like 2 in the morning and theres not another car on the road. So I slow down a little in the hopes that he will use the completly empty passing lane to go around. He still stays glued to my bumper. So I jam on the gas to try and get away from the fuck but he stays right with me. So I slow down, he slows down… At this point I’m fucking pissed. I pull over and he pulls over behind me. I jump out of the car and run back to his ready to beat some ass. So I pull him out of the car and say “who the fuck are you motherfucker!!!” He steps out and immediately says “Sorry, my name’s Kyle Boeller and I cant pass”. :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/11 "2005-09-07T20:58:38Z")
kyle who? ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/12 "2005-09-07T21:12:59Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > kyle who? this sexy chunk of man-meat ---
**Author:** ![Axe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce73a5/32.png) [@Axe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Axe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/13 "2005-09-08T08:10:54Z")
Pretty damn funny…LMAO!!! Go Cowboys…lol ---
**Author:** ![jcf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9bcb4/32.png) [@jcf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcf)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/14 "2005-09-08T15:41:20Z")
haha both are funny and the first one is easily adaptable to any two opposing teams/politicians etc. i like it ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/15 "2005-09-08T18:20:18Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > I was driving down the highway last night… Doing the speed limit to conserve gas. Some asshat flies up on me and starts to tailgate me… Its like 2 in the morning and theres not another car on the road. So I slow down a little in the hopes that he will use the completly empty passing lane to go around. He still stays glued to my bumper. So I jam on the gas to try and get away from the fuck but he stays right with me. So I slow down, he slows down… At this point I’m fucking pissed. I pull over and he pulls over behind me. I jump out of the car and run back to his ready to beat some ass. So I pull him out of the car and say “who the fuck are you motherfucker!!!” > > He steps out and immediately says “Sorry, my name’s Kyle Boeller and I cant pass”. > > :kekegay: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/16 "2005-09-08T22:18:48Z")
i originally heard that as a crack at Vinny Testaverde and the Browns. ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-lil-football-story/176855/17 "2005-09-09T06:49:35Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > i originally heard that as a crack at Vinny Testaverde and the Browns. damn that’s old… to bad it wasn’t a bernie kozar joke