# A List of Things More Likely Than You Winning Tomorrow’s $540 Million Lotto Jackpot **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 29, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185 "2012-03-29T14:37:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/1 "2012-03-29T14:37:48Z")
New York Mets Win the World Series **100-to-1** Chainsaw Injury: **4,464-to-1** Fireworks Injury: **19,556-to-1** Date a Supermodel: **88,000-to-1** Struck by Lightning **576,000-to-1** Suffocate in Bed **2,000,000-to-1** Killed by Lightning **2,320,000-to-1** Killed Using a Right-Handed Product (If You’re Left-Handed) **7,000,000-to-1** Killed by the Escape of Radiation From a Nearby Nuclear Power Station **10,000,000-to-1** Dying in a Plane Crash **11,000,000-to-1** Source: > **[A List of Things More Likely Than You Winning Tonight's $540 Million Lotto...](https://gizmodo.com/5897509/a-list-of-things-that-are-more-likely-than-you-winning-540-million-tomorrow)** > > The MegaMillions jackpot was just raised to $540 million, and a $380 million lump-sum cash payout. That's a big enough score that buying a ticket actually makes economic sense, even at 175.7 million to one odds. Crazy! Otherwise play on! **Question is: What would you do tomorrow if you won the the jackpot?** ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/2 "2012-03-29T14:42:16Z")
Quit my job. Buy at least 3 Lamborghinis, maybe 8. Do nothing, only what I wanted. ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/3 "2012-03-29T14:43:47Z")
Me and biker co-worker was just talking about it today. I told him if I won I will buy him a top spec 1199 for each day of the week. I would build a private track and do trackday everyday and just go race everything with wheels on it until I die. Was reading an article online about what you should do after you win. The first thing you need to do is hire a lawyer. > **[Mega Millions: What to do when you win](http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/29/mega-millions-what-to-do-when-win.html)** > > With a half-billion-dollar multistate lottery jackpot up for grabs, plenty of folks are fantasizing about how to spend the money. But doing it the right way — protecting your riches, your identity and your sanity — takes some thought and planning ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/4 "2012-03-29T14:47:25Z")
Lawyer is a must. Pay him 10 mil so no one knew you won. ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/5 "2012-03-29T14:49:26Z")
> [@Reccomend me a Cell Phone Company...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/reccomend-me-a-cell-phone-company/48839/49): > > Lawyer is a must. > Pay him 10 mil so no one knew you won. checkout that article i posted above. I think some states require you to man up your idenity. ---
**Author:** ![Skidplate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/6 "2012-03-29T14:49:29Z")
buy a deuce and a half military truck buy a house on a a couple dozen acres of land build massive garage stock garage with various classics, customs, supercars and an AWD, RB25 powered Datsun 510 build race track buy earthmoving equipment buy a helicopter to take Wayne to get that squid fishing boat off the canadian coast. ---
**Author:** ![daknut93](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daknut93/32/6743_2.png) [@daknut93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/daknut93)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/7 "2012-03-29T14:58:10Z")
id buy my parents everything theyd ever need and then like rocket punch build my own track on my own huge peice of land with a huge garage. probley buy a few dump trucks to make more money ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/8 "2012-03-29T15:01:05Z")
> [@Reccomend me a Cell Phone Company...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/reccomend-me-a-cell-phone-company/48839/51): > > checkout that article i posted above. I think some states require you to man up your idenity. A small “anonymous” charitable donation could over ride some state laws. ---
**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/9 "2012-03-29T15:06:47Z")
Id do 2 chicks at the same time ---
**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/10 "2012-03-29T15:26:07Z")
I’d buy the country of Uganda. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/11 "2012-03-29T15:34:23Z")
I would buy a southern state. ---
**Author:** ![ff\_drift\_lol](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ff_drift_lol/32/6737_2.png) [@ff\_drift\_lol](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ff_drift_lol)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/12 "2012-03-29T15:40:00Z")
girlfriend agrees to try anal ---
**Author:** ![Skidplate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/13 "2012-03-29T15:45:45Z")
getting killed by escaped radiation from a nuclear powerplant is more likely then dying in a plane crash. wow. ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/14 "2012-03-29T15:46:58Z")
Guys, don’t waste your money. Winning ticket in my pocket. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/15 "2012-03-29T16:02:51Z")
My entire department is playing…and then our smaller division is playing as well. So I got two games goin hah. I’d set my parents for the remainder of their life. Set all my siblings. Give a bunch to church so we can finish the construction of our new building. Send some home relatives in Ukraine. Then, I’d immediately start to travel the world and see all the things I want to see without a care in the world. PUT A WHOLE BUNCH IN THE BANK FOR INTEREST. Live comfortably the rest of my life somewhere warm. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/16 "2012-03-29T16:14:24Z")
I would bang a tranny. Nope I wouldn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/17 "2012-03-29T16:22:10Z")
I’d make a TV commercial that tells Rick Sanatorium to shut the fuck up and kill himself. ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/18 "2012-03-29T17:04:15Z")
Pay off all of the debts of everyone close to me. Buy a small house in socal, florida, and tennessee. Invest the rest, continue farming, buy a better bike, finish my miata, set up my family and friends with some nice shit. Then just enjoy life for the rest of my life. No fucks given if people know I won. Only the people that matter would ever see any of it. ---
**Author:** ![yota](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@yota](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yota)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/19 "2012-03-29T17:14:09Z")
college fund for my son set up my parents and siblings tt-r ugr gallardo collector worthy fox body coupe property bank the rest and live off of interest ---
**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/20 "2012-03-29T17:27:24Z")
GET THE FUCK OUT OF NEW YORK. First thing i would so is hire a lawyer. Next pay off my debt, my parents and brothers debt. Pay off there house or buy them a better nicer one drop them each a milly. then probably buy a couple houses two in the US one in Germany over looking the “ring”. Ah dreams can happen right? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185.md?page=2)