# A List of Things More Likely Than You Winning Tomorrow’s $540 Million Lotto Jackpot **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 29, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185 "2012-03-29T14:37:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/21 "2012-03-29T17:29:43Z")
There would be at least one night I’d make it rain. ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/22 "2012-03-29T17:31:00Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![daknut93](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daknut93/32/6743_2.png) [@daknut93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/daknut93)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/23 "2012-03-29T17:41:34Z")
> [@who is going to Armin Van Buuren May 21 at Dragonfly?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-is-going-to-armin-van-buuren-may-21-at-dragonfly/48374/68): > > There would be at least one night I’d make it rain. id make it rain on every hot bitch that walked by just because im.that fucking rich ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/24 "2012-03-29T17:47:57Z")
Lksi told me if he wins hes going to remake the movie goodburger and include samuel l jackson. ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/25 "2012-03-29T17:55:38Z")
> [@who is going to Armin Van Buuren May 21 at Dragonfly?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-is-going-to-armin-van-buuren-may-21-at-dragonfly/48374/69): > > :rofl Don’t tell me you wouldn’t casually slap some hot chick at a bar across the face with a neatly banded stack of 100’s, snap the band off, throw the stack in the air, and announce you’re departing the premises. ---
**Author:** ![daknut93](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daknut93/32/6743_2.png) [@daknut93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/daknut93)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/26 "2012-03-29T18:02:49Z")
throw yoir arms up at yell im.out? ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/27 "2012-03-29T18:13:44Z")
“BITCHEZIMGONE!” Yelled in a Dave Chappelle tone. ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/28 "2012-03-29T18:47:57Z")
If I won the lottery tomorrow I would take 1/2 of the after tax winnings and either donate it to a childrens hospital like St Judes, or I’d use it to start a non profit organization that trains military veterans looking for jobs in skilled labors to help them in their lives after service an at the same time fill some of the odd 600,000 open jobs revolving around skilled labor(welders, plumbing, machinists, etc) The other half…who fucking knows. Probably do alot of fun and stupid shit that’s for certain. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/29 "2012-03-29T18:50:51Z")
Yah… definitely have to do something charitable with some of it… unless you want some bad karma. ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/30 "2012-03-29T20:33:01Z")
I’d pay Specialkid to stop posting on any forums he belongs to. That’s it. ---
**Author:** ![daknut93](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daknut93/32/6743_2.png) [@daknut93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/daknut93)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/31 "2012-03-29T20:38:08Z")
> [@Fs: 94 B20 boosted Civic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-94-b20-boosted-civic/48877/7): > > I’d pay Specialkid to stop posting on any forums he belongs to. That’s it. i thoyght about saying that didntvwanna be a dick.tho ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/32 "2012-03-29T20:44:56Z")
> [@Fs: 94 B20 boosted Civic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-94-b20-boosted-civic/48877/7): > > I’d pay Specialkid to stop posting on any forums he belongs to. That’s it. Would plus rep if i could. ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/33 "2012-03-29T20:47:01Z")
I will for you :rofl ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/34 "2012-03-29T20:50:29Z")
few houses, few cars, take care of friends/family that have helped me out in the passed, give some to charity and ball HARRDDDDD. Just dropped a grand on tickets lol, played $100 at 10 different gas stations. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/35 "2012-03-29T21:23:54Z")
> [@HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRENDANSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-brendansi/48887/6): > > I will for you :rofl You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/36 "2012-03-29T21:28:16Z")
> [@anyone purchase a new Malibu yet?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-purchase-a-new-malibu-yet/48880/23): > > few houses, few cars, take care of friends/family that have helped me out in the passed, give some to charity and ball HARRDDDDD. > > **Just dropped a grand on tickets lol, played $100 at 10 different gas stations.** :skid :skid But if you actually win, can you throw a few g’s my way? :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/37 "2012-03-29T21:35:50Z")
I just can’t even fathom having that kind of money. ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/38 "2012-03-30T04:57:46Z")
> [@The Melting Pot v Big Night Out?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-melting-pot-v-big-night-out/48870/19): > > :skid :skid > > But if you actually win, can you throw a few g’s my way? :rofl I told Lance if I won, id have a raffle to see who id give my pawnshop away to lolololol ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/39 "2012-03-30T05:01:00Z")
> [@Pathetic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pathetic/48888/2): > > I just can’t even fathom having that kind of money. Me either… It’s sooo GOOD… but its BAD lol… I remember watching a documentary once on megamillions winners… As soon as one couple won, there friends started thinking they were snobs and stopped talking to them, another man that was a grandfather won and his grandkids cut his brake lines on his corvette in hopes to kill him and take his money, another guy blew ALL of his money and now lives poor as shit in a trailer park and another guy won like 17 million and just lives in a hotel and hires 1 hooker a night and works at a tow yard for $10 an hour lolol ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/40 "2012-03-30T06:28:50Z")
> [@Lancer/RS4/205 burnage](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancer-rs4-205-burnage/48864/11): > > Question is: What would you do tomorrow if you won the the jackpot?[/B] I would have a billboard made with a close up of my dick on one side and a close up of my ass with my butt cheeks spread on the other and have it put on 787 where that electronic billboard is saying on the front “our nations government and corporations can suck my…” and on the back “you…” [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185.md?page=3)