# A List of Things More Likely Than You Winning Tomorrow’s $540 Million Lotto Jackpot **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 29, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185 "2012-03-29T14:37:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DRock518](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drock518/32/6363_2.png) [@DRock518](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DRock518)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/41 "2012-03-30T06:55:29Z")
> [@why you don't lift in a corner](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-lift-in-a-corner/48841/22): > > I would bang a tranny. > > Nope I wouldn’t. Bahaha ---
**Author:** ![DRock518](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drock518/32/6363_2.png) [@DRock518](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DRock518)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/42 "2012-03-30T07:00:07Z")
Id buy PJB a house and give him a $1000000 gift card to adult world. ---
**Author:** ![adamea1635](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@adamea1635](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamea1635)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/43 "2012-03-30T07:04:46Z")
Would send Rubino back to his home country… LOL ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/44 "2012-03-30T07:08:01Z")
I would take the annuity and live within my means. ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/45 "2012-03-30T07:36:02Z")
I would take my girl out for a fancy meal, McDonalds or maybe even Burger King I’m thinking and with the extra cash I might let her supersize her meal. Maybe. ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/46 "2012-03-30T07:57:28Z")
I would go make it rain at a strip club while doing coke off the bar. Then I’d go hide out in a cave the rest of my life so no one could find me. This is y I don’t play the lotto. ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/47 "2012-03-30T08:29:02Z")
id honestly do everything within the limits of my money to ruin and wreck everyone elses dreams ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/48 "2012-03-30T08:50:46Z")
I just hope whoever wins is someone who never plays the lottery and just bought a ticket because the jackpot was so high. I love hearing all my lottery addicted co workers bitch and moan when that happens. ---
**Author:** ![indy440](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@indy440](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/indy440)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/49 "2012-03-30T09:00:15Z")
invest it wisely in hookers and cocaine. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/50 "2012-03-30T09:13:33Z")
Just bought my ticket. I then peeled out of the parking lot for good measure ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/51 "2012-03-30T09:15:56Z")
Imagine all the stunting half a billion can afford you. ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/52 "2012-03-30T09:59:26Z")
Thread title needs to be revised, it is 640 now :rofl ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/53 "2012-03-30T10:08:36Z")
So after taxes if there’s one winner you’re looking at 300 mil. Yeah that’s a nice chunk of change. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/54 "2012-03-30T10:21:06Z")
> [@Happy Birthday Don \*carnut\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-don-carnut/48896/3): > > So after taxes if there’s one winner you’re looking at 300 mil. Yeah that’s a nice chunk of change. $462 million cash payout @ $640M jackpot. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/55 "2012-03-30T10:25:38Z")
That’s lump without taxes being lopped off. ---
**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/56 "2012-03-30T10:26:05Z")
I would buy k20power the fastest dakota EVER! lol. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/57 "2012-03-30T10:28:31Z")
> [@Happy Birthday Don \*carnut\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-don-carnut/48896/5): > > That’s lump without taxes being lopped off. I thought taxes is what makes it $462M down from $640M? Where the F does the rest go? > [@The Melting Pot v Big Night Out?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-melting-pot-v-big-night-out/48870/20): > > I would buy k20power the fastest dakota EVER! lol. As long as it’s not carbed. ---
**Author:** ![RTrac1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rtrac1/32/6312_2.png) [@RTrac1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RTrac1)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/58 "2012-03-30T10:29:37Z")
id buy an election ---
**Author:** ![daknut93](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daknut93/32/6743_2.png) [@daknut93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/daknut93)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/59 "2012-03-30T10:30:29Z")
> [@The Melting Pot v Big Night Out?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-melting-pot-v-big-night-out/48870/20): > > I would buy k20power the fastest dakota EVER! lol. he couldnt handle it bro ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/60 "2012-03-30T11:52:22Z")
> [@FS: Chevy Nova](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-chevy-nova/48775/34): > > I thought taxes is what makes it $462M down from $640M? Where the F does the rest go? > > As long as it’s not carbed. Nah if you take the lump sum instead of payments they lop a bunch off for whatever reason. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185.md?page=4)