# A List of Things More Likely Than You Winning Tomorrow’s $540 Million Lotto Jackpot

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**Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/25 "2012-03-29T17:55:38Z")

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> [@who is going to Armin Van Buuren May 21 at Dragonfly?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-is-going-to-armin-van-buuren-may-21-at-dragonfly/48374/69):
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> :rofl

Don’t tell me you wouldn’t casually slap some hot chick at a bar across the face with a neatly banded stack of 100’s, snap the band off, throw the stack in the air, and announce you’re departing the premises.

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