# A List of Things More Likely Than You Winning Tomorrow’s $540 Million Lotto Jackpot

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**Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/35 "2012-03-29T21:23:54Z")

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> [@HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRENDANSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-brendansi/48887/6):
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> I will for you :rofl

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

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