# A List of Things More Likely Than You Winning Tomorrow’s $540 Million Lotto Jackpot

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**Created:** [March 29, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185 "2012-03-29T14:37:48Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/40 "2012-03-30T06:28:50Z")

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> [@Lancer/RS4/205 burnage](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lancer-rs4-205-burnage/48864/11):
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> Question is: What would you do tomorrow if you won the the jackpot?[/B]

I would have a billboard made with a close up of my dick on one side and a close up of my ass with my butt cheeks spread on the other and have it put on 787 where that electronic billboard is saying on the front “our nations government and corporations can suck my…” and on the back “you…”

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