# A List of Things More Likely Than You Winning Tomorrow’s $540 Million Lotto Jackpot

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**Created:** [March 29, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185 "2012-03-29T14:37:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![DRock518](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drock518/32/6363_2.png) [@DRock518](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DRock518)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/41 "2012-03-30T06:55:29Z")

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> [@why you don't lift in a corner](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-dont-lift-in-a-corner/48841/22):
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> I would bang a tranny.
> 
> Nope I wouldn’t.

Bahaha

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