# A List of Things More Likely Than You Winning Tomorrow’s $540 Million Lotto Jackpot

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**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-list-of-things-more-likely-than-you-winning-tomorrow-s-540-million-lotto-jackpot/263185/5 "2012-03-29T14:49:26Z")

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> [@Reccomend me a Cell Phone Company...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/reccomend-me-a-cell-phone-company/48839/49):
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> Lawyer is a must.  
> Pay him 10 mil so no one knew you won.

checkout that article i posted above. I think some states require you to man up your idenity.

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