# A little Friday morning humor

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-little-friday-morning-humor/172496
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 25, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-little-friday-morning-humor/172496 "2005-02-25T03:24:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author: ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-little-friday-morning-humor/172496/1 "2005-02-25T03:24:14Z")

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Shag was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.  
In response, the doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to  
ejaculate, try startling yourself.”

That same day Shag went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. Shag, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day, Shag went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, “How did it go?” The man answered, "Not that well… when I fired the pistol, my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air.

:kekegay: :kekegay: :kekegay: :kekegay: :kekegay: :kekegay: :kekegay: :kekegay:

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### Author: ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-little-friday-morning-humor/172496/2 "2005-02-25T04:20:20Z")

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hahahhahahahahha :kekegay:

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### Author: ![Axe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce73a5/32.png) [@Axe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Axe)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-little-friday-morning-humor/172496/3 "2005-02-25T04:23:49Z")

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Bwahahahhaahhahaha

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### Author: ![mp3ray](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mp3ray/32/5994_2.png) [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2005, 5:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-little-friday-morning-humor/172496/4 "2005-02-25T05:02:03Z")

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nice!

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### Author: ![sunhawk08](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f9b8f/32.png) [@sunhawk08](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sunhawk08)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2005, 5:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-little-friday-morning-humor/172496/5 "2005-02-25T05:19:55Z")

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haha

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2005, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-little-friday-morning-humor/172496/6 "2005-02-25T05:48:43Z")

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:hsugh:

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### Author: ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-little-friday-morning-humor/172496/7 "2005-02-25T15:49:31Z")

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🤣