# A Name That Really Sets A Kid Up To Fail

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**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 25, 2007, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372 "2007-07-25T18:56:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/1 "2007-07-25T18:56:32Z")

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[http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440](http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440)

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**Author:** ![PurpleMongoose](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purplemongoose/32/3349_2.png) [@PurpleMongoose](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PurpleMongoose)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/2 "2007-07-25T19:05:37Z")

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:ugh2:

They’ve got to be kidding, right?

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**Author:** ![wrayzor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wrayzor/32/6021_2.png) [@wrayzor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/wrayzor)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/3 "2007-07-25T19:07:32Z")

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wtf kind of name is that?

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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/4 "2007-07-25T19:56:32Z")

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special k? atleast pick like lucky charms

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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/5 "2007-07-25T20:08:16Z")

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wow

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/6 "2007-07-25T21:08:02Z")

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my neighbor works down mcgee womans hospital… she says people will name their kids all kinds of wierd shit, like names with numbers in them and sometimes even a bunch of numbers like 3435433 🤣 some fucked up shit…

she even says some people will give birth and say “i dont want it” and walk out :nuts:

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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/7 "2007-07-25T21:16:07Z")

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> [@2008 STi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2008-sti/31541/26):
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> she even says some people will give birth and say “i dont want it” and walk out :nuts:

lol.

and lol @ baby’s name.

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**Author:** ![Zack01GC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/8 "2007-07-25T21:52:38Z")

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Wow. They must really want their kid to never have friends.

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**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/9 "2007-07-25T22:01:42Z")

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there was a kid born at west penn

it pronounced she heed or some shit spelled shit head

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**Author:** ![OurLancerEVOs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ourlancerevos/32/3360_2.png) [@OurLancerEVOs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OurLancerEVOs)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/10 "2007-07-25T22:10:56Z")

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Why didn’t my parents name me that? erghh

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**Author:** ![dyingwish](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingwish/32/6041_2.png) [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/11 "2007-07-26T06:50:15Z")

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> [@Who's going to S&R tonight?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-going-to-s-r-tonight/31545/15):
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> there was a kid born at west penn
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> it pronounced she heed or some shit spelled shit head

That lady had three kids:

shitead (pronouned shit -tayed)

twins: orangejello (pronounced orangelo)

lemonjello (pronounced lemongelo)

I heard this from a family obstetrician, now factual backup though

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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/12 "2007-07-26T07:00:21Z")

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heard the name Female (pronounced Fa-Molly)

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**Author:** ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/13 "2007-07-26T07:19:56Z")

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> my neighbor works down mcgee womans hospital… she says people will name their kids all kinds of wierd shit, like names with numbers in them and sometimes even a bunch of numbers like 3435433

1337

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**Author:** ![xlogic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/59ef9b/32.png) [@xlogic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xlogic)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/14 "2007-07-26T08:14:48Z")

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> [@2008 STi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2008-sti/31541/26):
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> she even says some people will give birth and say “i dont want it” and walk out :nuts:

rofl

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**Author:** ![laxian55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47774/32.png) [@laxian55](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/laxian55)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/15 "2007-07-26T09:04:21Z")

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their is a kid in wheeling wv, with the name female, pronounced similar to tomale.

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/16 "2007-07-26T09:16:50Z")

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> [@Sale on Everything](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sale-on-everything/31244/34):
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> their is a kid in wheeling wv, with the name female, pronounced similar to tomale.

:repost:

post #12 😃

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**Author:** ![grnteg98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@grnteg98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grnteg98)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/17 "2007-07-26T09:49:14Z")

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> [@2008 Ford Taurus](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2008-ford-taurus/31334/40):
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> That lady had three kids:
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> shitead (pronouned shit -tayed)
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> twins: orangejello (pronounced orangelo)
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> lemonjello (pronounced lemongelo)
> 
> I heard this from a family obstetrician, now factual backup though

they actually spell it shithead (shi-theed is how they pronounce it). my wife’s friends a teacher and had a shithead in her class last year

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**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/18 "2007-07-26T21:58:46Z")

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> [@Google Images Challenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/google-images-challenge/31557/4):
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> they actually spell it shithead (shi-theed is how they pronounce it). my wife’s friends a teacher and had a shithead in her class last year

must be the same kid my mom was talking about

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**Author:** ![DragonzChick86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@DragonzChick86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DragonzChick86)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/19 "2007-07-27T09:19:33Z")

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wow and I thought my kids name was bad

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**Author:** ![xlogic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/59ef9b/32.png) [@xlogic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xlogic)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-name-that-really-sets-a-kid-up-to-fail/191372/20 "2007-07-27T10:14:05Z")

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> [@06/29/07 - Huge Banger at Jim's (Chino's) House](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/06-29-07-huge-banger-at-jims-chinos-house/31579/19):
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> wow and I thought my kids name was bad

thats cuz it is u wench:blue:
