# A quick story. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 16, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949 "2009-10-16T07:01:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/1 "2009-10-16T07:01:34Z")
So eye wuz driving my Camero when I blue thru a stop sine in front of a polease offasir. Eye new eye wuz in trouble so eye put the petal down to the floor and maid my escape. Eye got home and put the car in the gerage and watched the polease fly bye. Just then the offisir slammed on his breaks and turned around. He came into my driveway and started yelling at me. He started writing me a bunch of tickets and I was like awww man cant you just give me a brake?? He said sun, thats not going to happin. I was very nervis but staid calm. He gave me a pyle of tickets and told me when I had court and that it didnt look good. Eye will keep everywon updated when eye have court. I am scaired. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/2 "2009-10-16T07:01:51Z")
đź–• ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/3 "2009-10-16T07:06:34Z")
đź–• ---
**Author:** ![dreid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dreid/32/7388_2.png) [@dreid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dreid)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/4 "2009-10-16T07:09:46Z")
wut?? wuts da prablem? :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/5 "2009-10-16T07:09:52Z")
Parody fail. You are not stupid enough to do what you are trying to do. Despite the awful spelling, the grammar was still good and the story was told in a logical sequence. That was way easier to read than some of the crap on here. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/6 "2009-10-16T07:10:54Z")
Yeah…it gave me a headache trying to figure out how to spell things wrong. I tried…I failed…but you all still get the point! ---
**Author:** ![Jskrapper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jskrapper/32/7570_2.png) [@Jskrapper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jskrapper)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/7 "2009-10-16T07:12:37Z")
eye donut git it. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/8 "2009-10-16T07:14:33Z")
My hope is that someone reads this and goes…oh man the same thing happened to me!!! ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/9 "2009-10-16T07:16:24Z")
lol baiting retards isn’t nice. ---
**Author:** ![OneFastMonkey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onefastmonkey/32/7241_2.png) [@OneFastMonkey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OneFastMonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/10 "2009-10-16T07:20:17Z")
I think this is a sedlemier repost ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/11 "2009-10-16T07:40:03Z")
lol I can see where you went in and out of good spelling. It’s hard trying to be stupid isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/12 "2009-10-16T08:24:26Z")
oh man, when did u sell the stang and get a camaro ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/13 "2009-10-16T08:42:24Z")
Itshardtypingwithoutspacestoo ---
**Author:** ![02NismoSpecV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/74df32/32.png) [@02NismoSpecV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02NismoSpecV)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/14 "2009-10-18T18:14:30Z")
holy fuck. that gave me a head ache reading that ---
**Author:** ![baseball24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/baseball24/32/7452_2.png) [@baseball24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/baseball24)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/15 "2009-10-18T19:21:39Z")
wat did i try to read… ---
**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/16 "2009-10-18T19:39:08Z")
I demand explanation! ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/17 "2009-10-18T19:43:20Z")
I just pooped. ---
**Author:** ![reval](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/reval/32/5168_2.png) [@reval](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/reval)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/18 "2009-10-18T19:49:22Z")
> [@2TurboZ"](#): > > Sew eye wuze dryving my Camairo wen eye blue thru a stop sine in front of a polease offasir. Eye knew eye wuz in truble so eye put the petal downe to the flore and maid my escape. Eye got home and put the car in the gerage and watched the polease fly bai. Just then the offisir slammed on his breaks and turned around. He came into my driveway and started yelling at me. He started writing me a bunch of tickets and I was like awww man cant you just give me a brake?? He said sun, thats not going to happin. I was very nervis but staid calm. He gave me a pyle of tick it’s and told me when I had cort and that it didnt look good. > > Eye will keep everywon updated when eye have court. I am scaired. eye corrected it four you ---
**Author:** ![BadnewsMike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/badnewsmike/32/7419_2.png) [@BadnewsMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BadnewsMike)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-quick-story/74949/19 "2009-10-18T19:57:46Z")
/\ you missed the I(eye) for “had cort” and the I in am scaired at the end.