# A Shift518 Experiment.  Ask random person "When are you going to let me tap that?"

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 31, 2009, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803 "2009-07-31T07:03:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/1 "2009-07-31T07:03:47Z")

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Post results here.

Doesn’t have to be a girl if you’re a pussy about it.

**bennyrizz** : **dude, when are you going to let me**

**bennyrizz** : **tap that**

**bennyrizz** : **?**

**bennyrizz** : **i need answers im busy**

**xxx** : no

**bennyrizz** : **what do you mean no**

**xxx** : thats your answer

**bennyrizz** : **that was not a yes or no question**

**bennyrizz** : **i said _when_ are you going to let me tap DAT ASS**

**xxx** : no

**bennyrizz** : **are you somehow impaired**

**xxx** : no

**bennyrizz** : **ugh, youre impossible**

**xxx** : no

**bennyrizz** : **yo**

**bennyrizz** : **when you gonna let me tap that**

**whitecracka2k4** : whats up

**whitecracka2k4** : tap what?

**bennyrizz** : **dat ass**

**whitecracka2k4** : Whos ass

**whitecracka2k4** : my ass?

**whitecracka2k4** : lmao

**bennyrizz** : **yes**

**bennyrizz** : **your ass**

**whitecracka2k4** : umm next week… tuesday… 3pm?

**bennyrizz** : **dude gay**

**whitecracka2k4** : lol

Started here:

[http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636](http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636)

I’ve seen this on a few other forums, great thing about this game is you either:

-Get laughs  
-Get ass

GO

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/2 "2009-07-31T07:05:44Z")

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:rofl

whitecracka2k4: bennys confusing me  
whitecracka2k4: hes like  
whitecracka2k4: when you gonna let me tap that ass  
whitecracka2k4: im like wattt  
whitecracka2k4: now hes like  
whitecracka2k4: youll see  
krazykaos137: wait  
krazykaos137: what

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/3 "2009-07-31T07:07:06Z")

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me: when are you gonna let me tap that  
Sent at 10:05 AM on Friday

bennyrizz: again?

me: coo, be over in 10.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/4 "2009-07-31T07:15:11Z")

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**whitecracka2k4** : Yo, when you gonna let me tap dat ass?

**TheRonTom31** : buy me something nice?

**TheRonTom31** : a Nice dinner…

**whitecracka2k4** : Dude no time for that shit, when can i tap dat ass

**TheRonTom31** : I need some romancin

**TheRonTom31** : cause Benny is going to get all jealous and catty

**whitecracka2k4** : dude fuck this romancin shit…whens good for you?

**TheRonTom31** : its raining all weekend

**whitecracka2k4** : Bitch so what…

**TheRonTom31** : kills the mood dawg

**whitecracka2k4** : bitch just bend over and let me tap dat ass

**whitecracka2k4** : when are you free

**TheRonTom31** : mailing you fleshlight

**whitecracka2k4** : good for nothing slut

**whitecracka2k4** : what kinda whore are you

**TheRonTom31** : a high maintenace whore

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/5 "2009-07-31T07:21:41Z")

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What a prude.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/6 "2009-07-31T07:21:42Z")

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**kramerbuccs24** : yo

**whitecracka2k4** : yo when you gonna let me tap dat ass krammerbuccs

**kramerbuccs24** : haha

**kramerbuccs24** : was just about to ask you that

**whitecracka2k4** : i know

**whitecracka2k4** : so

**whitecracka2k4** : i win

**whitecracka2k4** : when?

**whitecracka2k4** : where?

**whitecracka2k4** : what time?

**whitecracka2k4** : doggy or missionary?

**kramerbuccs24** : too many details = awkward

**kramerbuccs24** : leave it to the pros, mac, leave it to the pros

**whitecracka2k4** : are you not comfortable with your sexuality

**whitecracka2k4** : you afraid to tell antoner man you want him to pound your starfish in the missionary position?

**kramerbuccs24** : no im very comfortable with being gay

**whitecracka2k4** : your gay ddude

**whitecracka2k4** : gtfo homo

**kramerbuccs24** : ok

**whitecracka2k4** : LOL!

**whitecracka2k4** : wow

**whitecracka2k4** : quick

**whitecracka2k4** : do something manly

**kramerbuccs24** : like jerk off to manly men?

**kramerbuccs24** : im already doing that

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/7 "2009-07-31T07:23:18Z")

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hahahaha

I love how I’m the only person who’s actually asked a female. pussies.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/8 "2009-07-31T07:25:41Z")

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hahaha, ive got a LOT of ppl in my buddy list i’ll be doing this to

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/9 "2009-07-31T07:26:54Z")

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> [@Kittens? (NOW WITH PICS)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kittens-now-with-pics/21078/20):
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> hahahaha
> 
> I love how I’m the only person who’s actually asked a female. pussies.

none of them are at their comps or online atm otherwise i would lol

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/10 "2009-07-31T07:27:25Z")

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'Kenzie, what the fuck am I? :rofl

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/11 "2009-07-31T07:33:29Z")

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I have a girl I could text and ask but I know it will get back to my GF. :rofl

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/12 "2009-07-31T07:33:35Z")

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> [@hey .......](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey/20878/59):
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> 'Kenzie, what the fuck am I? :rofl

Hey, when you gonna let me tap that?

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/13 "2009-07-31T07:34:14Z")

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> [@got out for a photoshoot finally... 56k GTFO](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-for-a-photoshoot-finally-56k-gtfo/21072/19):
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> I have a girl I could text and ask but I know it will get back to my GF. :rofl

just do it and show her the thread.

or text the gf, itll make for a good intitation later :naughty

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/14 "2009-07-31T07:38:51Z")

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> [@got out for a photoshoot finally... 56k GTFO](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-for-a-photoshoot-finally-56k-gtfo/21072/19):
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> I have a girl I could text and ask but I know it will get back to my GF. :rofl

do it anyways, im-a do it to my gf’s roomie

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/15 "2009-07-31T07:39:02Z")

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> [@hey .......](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey/20878/59):
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> 'Kenzie, what the fuck am I? :rofl

Well its not fun when you know wtf is going on lol

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/16 "2009-07-31T08:20:32Z")

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> [@Kittens? (NOW WITH PICS)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kittens-now-with-pics/21078/20):
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> hahahaha
> 
> I love how I’m the only person who’s actually asked a female. pussies.

Lies there are no females on the interwebz, you’ve just asked a post-op :ahh

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/17 "2009-07-31T08:23:47Z")

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I am not post-op. :shifty

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/18 "2009-07-31T08:25:31Z")

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> [@Hybrid Connection Snow Tire Sale](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hybrid-connection-snow-tire-sale/18815/73):
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> I am not post-op. :shifty

dated pics as proof?

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/19 "2009-07-31T08:26:44Z")

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Yeah, I’ll get right on that, just as soon as I send Ron the pictures proving my boobs haven’t sagged from my 18th and 22nd birthday.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/20 "2009-07-31T08:30:35Z")

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why send them just to Ron? 😃

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