# A Shift518 Experiment. Ask random person "When are you going to let me tap that?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 31, 2009, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803 "2009-07-31T07:03:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Dave](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/141 "2009-08-04T07:37:03Z")
alot :ninja, ur missin out on alot of fun! ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/142 "2009-08-04T08:06:59Z")
ME: So when can I tapp dat??? Her: ahahaha what? ME: That ass, When? Her: Ur retarded LOL ME: No just tring to get some POON, so is that a yes? I can bring extacy Her: Thats not what your wife says ME: What she wasnt to join in??? Score! So hows 8:30 behind the wood shed sound? Her: hahaha ME: 8:30 it is… see you then Wife: WTF is going on behind the wood shed tonight? ---
**Author:** ![s10v8](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s10v8/32/6512_2.png) [@s10v8](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/s10v8)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/143 "2009-08-04T09:20:07Z")
> [@Best shop to work with in the area?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-shop-to-work-with-in-the-area/21205/8): > > ME: So when can I tapp dat??? > Her: ahahaha what? > ME: That ass, When? > Her: Ur retarded LOL > ME: No just tring to get some POON, so is that a yes? I can bring extacy > Her: Thats not what your wife says > ME: What she wasnt to join in??? Score! So hows 8:30 behind the wood shed sound? > Her: hahaha > ME: 8:30 it is… see you then > Wife: WTF is going on behind the wood shed tonight? “Wife: WTF is going on behind the wood shed tonight?” LMAO!!! :sHa\_rofl::sHa\_rofl::sHa\_rofl::sHa\_rofl: ---
**Author:** ![Tricia](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tricia/32/6426_2.png) [@Tricia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tricia)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/144 "2009-08-07T09:58:11Z")
Me: when u gonna let me tap that ass ? Him: lol what r u referring to Me: hittin that sweet ass Him: if ur talkin bout sex im free tonight 😉 lool Me: lmao Him: this isnt ticia is it? Him: tricia\* Him: ? Me: yes it is LOL Me: why wouldnt it be Him: oh lol well dont tempt me. .u kno i want u 😉 Me: lol lol…ya…no sorry. Him: No srsly i have always liked u Me: No srsly it was a joke… Him: damn it, Im sick of Rosey palms Me: on that note, tmi, buh bye. Him: Wait! Im joking Him: Hello? Him: fine then miss tricia, i never thought i could get a sweet ass anyways ☹ 🤣rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/145 "2009-08-07T10:00:26Z")
It’s okay, you can just put that it was Dave, we all know. ---
**Author:** ![Tricia](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tricia/32/6426_2.png) [@Tricia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tricia)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/146 "2009-08-07T11:16:13Z")
> [@FS: 94-01 integra parts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-94-01-integra-parts/21343/6): > > It’s okay, you can just put that it was Dave, we all know. LMAO! naa its a kid I went to highschool with, i havnt talked to him in almost a year either lol:rofl ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/147 "2009-08-07T11:31:24Z")
I did the same to a guy I haven’t talked to in almost three years, 'Kenzie changed up the content a bit for me though: Me - OMFG PUT UR MEATSTICK IN ME! Him - Oh boy, if I had a nickel… :rofl ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/148 "2009-08-07T11:42:32Z")
**me** when u gonna lemme tap that? benny: **I AM NOT A FUCKING KEG GOD DAMNIT** ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/149 "2009-08-07T11:42:52Z")
I regularly fist myself devoid of lubricant. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/150 "2009-08-07T11:53:22Z")
… ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/151 "2009-08-07T12:01:22Z")
BENNY! :rofl Abuse those mod powers man! Damn you, I owe you +3 rep or a hug at this point. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/152 "2009-08-07T12:04:13Z")
1 point goes to Sir Benjamin, sick burn. ![http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1248921632650.jpg](http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1248921632650.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/153 "2009-08-07T12:13:37Z")
[SIZE=2]Nicole [3:11 PM]:[/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#800000]so, when are you going to let me tap that? [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2]Tom [3:12 PM]: [/SIZE][FONT=MS Shell Dlg 2][SIZE=2]as soon as the keg is cold[/SIZE][/FONT] ---
**Author:** ![Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Dave](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/154 "2009-08-15T09:57:48Z")
ME: so, when are you going to let me tap that? HER: lol ur buggin ME: that a “soon” or a “later”? HER: thats a no bc i have a bf lol ME: damnit ok. HER: lol dnt act suprised…im a faithful gf ME: i forgot ur a shift518 noob… And again later… ME: call me when u get to the lot tonite HER: lol i dont have ure number butthead ME: 649 ####, no booty calls after 3am HER: lmfao u asshole HER: cell? texting? when do i get to tap that?? lmfao ME: Cell, yes. Texting, no. Tap that, tonight with my girl HER: lmfao u suck and i was kidding…il b sure to post that tho…lmfao ME: i’ll post it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Dave](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/155 "2009-08-15T14:17:24Z")
ME: call me when u get to the lot tonite HER: lol i dont have ure number butthead ME: 649 ####, no booty calls after 3am HER: lmfao u asshole HER: cell? texting? when do i get to tap that?? lmfao ME: Cell, yes. Texting, no. Tap that, tonight with my girl HER: lmfao u suck and i was kidding…il b sure to post that tho…lmfao ME: i’ll post it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vvtlicelica](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vvtlicelica/32/6520_2.png) [@vvtlicelica](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vvtlicelica)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/156 "2009-08-15T22:02:39Z")
> [@Off Road meet](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/off-road-meet/21663/13): > > ME: so, when are you going to let me tap that? > HER: lol ur buggin > ME: that a “soon” or a “later”? > HER: thats a no bc i have a bf lol > ME: damnit ok. > HER: lol dnt act suprised…im a faithful gf > ME: i forgot ur a shift518 noob… > > And again later… > > ME: call me when u get to the lot tonite > HER: lol i dont have ure number butthead > ME: 649 ####, no booty calls after 3am > HER: lmfao u asshole > HER: cell? texting? when do i get to tap that?? > > lmfao > ME: Cell, yes. Texting, no. Tap that, tonight with my girl > HER: lmfao u suck and i was kidding…il b sure to post that tho…lmfao > ME: i’ll post it 😃 gee i wonder who this was between… LMFAO whatta ass:Idiots :rofl ---
**Author:** ![justin2386](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin2386/32/6496_2.png) [@justin2386](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justin2386)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2009, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/157 "2009-08-23T07:38:24Z")
bump :lol ---
**Author:** ![Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Dave](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/158 "2009-09-02T16:56:02Z")
Bump… and this too… ME: so when r u gonna lemme tap that? HER: 🙂 ME: that a no? HER: thats a HELL YES…when i see you and im not fuckkkkkking bleeding HER: ahh ME: hmm… next friday, can we hang around campus before coming home for the weekend? ME: so its getting dark on the way home, since i dont have tinted windows… lol HER: you want road head im assuming? lol ME: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/159 "2009-09-02T17:41:36Z")
Bullshit ---
**Author:** ![Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Dave](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/160 "2009-09-02T17:43:26Z")
> [@erase me..............](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/erase-me/22435/6): > > Bullshit No sir… it’s not bullshit. Notice where i said campus, its a college girl… i win:thumbup [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803.md?page=7) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803.md?page=9)