# A Shift518 Experiment. Ask random person "When are you going to let me tap that?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 31, 2009, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803 "2009-07-31T07:03:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/161 "2009-09-03T10:29:48Z")
> [@n!cole"](#): > > In my “not going on Shift518” file. Har har har. I’ve seen this file. It’s spectacular. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/162 "2009-09-03T10:31:11Z")
dave, you’re either a straight up pimp or you go after some beat ass wimmenz. im voting that you go after some beat ass wimmenz. post pics to prove me wrong ---
**Author:** ![Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Dave](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/163 "2009-09-03T10:38:03Z")
> [@NYSpeed and Carlisle in 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-and-carlisle-in-2007/22513/13): > > dave, you’re either a straight up pimp or you go after some beat ass wimmenz. > > im voting that you go after some beat ass wimmenz. > > post pics to prove me wrong I am a straight up pimp… :ponder but no pics r being posted… …a few people on here have seen who i talk to. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vvtlicelica](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vvtlicelica/32/6520_2.png) [@vvtlicelica](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vvtlicelica)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/164 "2009-09-03T10:40:27Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/22217/51): > > I am a straight up pimp… > > :ponder but no pics r being posted… > > …a few people on here have seen who i talk to. 😃 ughhhhhhh he spent 3 hours sending me random pix of bitches one day…as if i careddddddd :facepalm ---
**Author:** ![Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Dave](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/165 "2009-09-03T10:41:47Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/2058): > > ughhhhhhh he spent 3 hours sending me random pix of bitches one day…as if i careddddddd :facepalm sorry, i was drunk, and i thought u ate pussy as aften as i do. :retardclap i figured i’d share some wit u. ---
**Author:** ![vvtlicelica](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vvtlicelica/32/6520_2.png) [@vvtlicelica](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vvtlicelica)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/166 "2009-09-03T10:43:50Z")
> [@FS 2004 cobra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2004-cobra/22486/13): > > sorry, i was drunk, and i thought u ate pussy as aften as i do. :retardclap > > i figured i’d share some wit u. i don’t know HOW MANY TIMES that day i said, Dave, i’m not into girls, i’m perfectly happy with my boyfriends DICK. but i guess i wasnt clear enough… :ponder ---
**Author:** ![Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Dave](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/167 "2009-09-03T10:46:17Z")
> [@\*\* Official \*\* 2007 NFL NY Team Playoffs Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-2007-nfl-ny-team-playoffs-thread/22528/2): > > i don’t know HOW MANY TIMES that day i said, Dave, i’m **VERY** into girls, i’m perfectly happy with my **clear[vibrator]**.:ponder :ponder fixed :thumbup ---
**Author:** ![vvtlicelica](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vvtlicelica/32/6520_2.png) [@vvtlicelica](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vvtlicelica)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/168 "2009-09-03T10:47:39Z")
> [@\*\* Official \*\* 2007 NFL NY Team Playoffs Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-2007-nfl-ny-team-playoffs-thread/22528/3): > > :ponder > > fixed :thumbup help is needed… dave your special :retardclap ---
**Author:** ![Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Dave](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/169 "2009-09-03T10:49:47Z")
> [@Anyplace hiring?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyplace-hiring/22493/13): > > help is needed… dave **_you’re_** special :retardclap i asked for ur help… :banghead and fixed for ur english failure ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/170 "2009-09-03T11:39:12Z")
I almost forgot my bewbz are famous, thanks Ilya. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/171 "2009-09-03T11:50:13Z")
> [@curb update](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/curb-update/22505/49): > > I almost forgot my bewbz are famous, thanks Ilya. Your tits are only famous because of me. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/172 "2009-09-03T11:51:54Z")
They are lovely. Ain’t gonna lie. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/173 "2009-09-03T11:52:54Z")
> [@NYSpeed @ Winged Warrior Performance Challenge - May 11th, 12th 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-winged-warrior-performance-challenge-may-11th-12th-2007/22533/2): > > Your tits are only famous because of me. I’ll give you half the earnings I make from them. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/174 "2009-09-03T12:53:49Z")
deal ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/175 "2009-09-03T13:06:37Z")
I feel lefted out. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/176 "2009-09-03T13:07:55Z")
Me: So when ya gonna let me tap that??? Her: What? Me: When ya gonna let me tap that? Her: Do what? Me: Tap that? Me: Do you not know what that means?? Her: Oh I know what it means lol. You just caught me off guard cause I wasn’t expecting something like that from you. You’re too good. Me: So you wouldn’t let me tap that huh? Her: The correct answer is I hate men and am going to become a nun. :facepalm I fail. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/177 "2009-09-03T13:09:10Z")
:lol Poor Ilya. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/178 "2009-09-03T13:10:46Z")
But hey…she’s going to become a nun. ;). I’ll convert her to my religion, where women of God are allowed to have sex (if they are married). jk. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/179 "2009-09-03T13:16:00Z")
Win, win. Do it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-shift518-experiment-ask-random-person-when-are-you-going-to-let-me-tap-that/245803/180 "2009-09-03T13:18:16Z")
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