# a so so joke **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 16, 2006, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-so-so-joke/180294 "2006-02-16T12:03:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-so-so-joke/180294/1 "2006-02-16T12:03:42Z")
Dear IRS, Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat. I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the “Presidential Election Fund,” as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.) It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. Sincerely, A Satisfied Taxpayer ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-so-so-joke/180294/2 "2006-02-16T12:09:35Z")
lol, if only it were that easy. ---
**Author:** ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-so-so-joke/180294/3 "2006-02-16T12:48:26Z")
Haha… ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-so-so-joke/180294/4 "2006-02-16T12:51:26Z")
> [@VictorSmalls](#): > > lol, if only it were that easy. ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-so-so-joke/180294/5 "2006-02-16T21:04:10Z")
> [@VictorSmalls](#): > > lol, if only it were that easy. ha i have heard that comment about me also ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-so-so-joke/180294/6 "2006-02-16T21:12:18Z")
> [@flyinglow57](#): > > ha i have heard that comment about me also by the way mac,troy aint the shit,lol ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-so-so-joke/180294/7 "2006-02-16T22:42:14Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-so-so-joke/180294/8 "2006-02-17T04:58:14Z")
2.5/10