# a true story i heard last night: **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 11, 2008, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629 "2008-01-11T08:10:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/21 "2008-01-11T10:14:25Z")
haha ^ :tup: ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/22 "2008-01-11T10:30:52Z")
story is like 75% accurate there wasnt as much swearing and the girl was in 8th grade the boy was 6th… GOD adam you weren’t even drinking! ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/23 "2008-01-11T10:39:39Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > story is like 75% accurate there wasnt as much swearing and the girl was in 8th grade the boy was 6th… GOD adam you weren’t even drinking! Rob, why you gotta be: ![http://www.laughforfree.net/images/Debbie_Downer.jpg](http://www.laughforfree.net/images/Debbie_Downer.jpg) PS: My story is accurate. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/24 "2008-01-11T10:44:52Z")
hahah talking dirty via text is sooo much fun lol… Then playing them for your friends is simply amazing yea, if my kid was in 6th I’d give him the talk… and let him know all the info, Then invite willybeen over for an accurate account of life with herpes ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/25 "2008-01-11T10:48:36Z")
Adam also left out the part where there was a text saying “get your fat ass over here” that made me LOL hard. On top of that the dude is going to tell the girl’s parents that shes a whore! ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/26 "2008-01-11T10:49:47Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > Adam also left out the part where there was a text saying “get your fat ass over here” that made me LOL hard. On top of that the dude is going to tell the girl’s parents that shes a whore! Ugh you are fucking it all up. He ALREADY told her. She ALREADY moved. I think at that point in the night you were too busy counting the meager amount of chips you had left to pay attention. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/27 "2008-01-11T10:54:02Z")
> [@sureshot!](#): > > Ugh you are fucking it all up. He ALREADY told her. She ALREADY moved. I think at that point in the night you were too busy counting the meager amount of chips you had left to pay attention. Weird cause i reamember having to lean around my tower of chips to watch you walk out the door… ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/28 "2008-01-11T10:55:07Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > Weird cause i reamember having to lean around my tower of chips to watch you walk out the door… You definitely finished higher than me, so that must mean you played better than I did, right? :lolsign: ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/29 "2008-01-11T10:56:40Z")
Seems like i made the right moves at the right times cause i certianly didn’t win all those hands because my cards were better. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/30 "2008-01-11T12:54:18Z")
how does one “eat them self”? ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/31 "2008-01-11T13:07:03Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#): > > how does one “eat them self”? No clue but that was the only accurate part of the story. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/32 "2008-01-11T13:07:30Z")
do tell ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/33 "2008-01-11T13:07:58Z")
Good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/34 "2008-01-11T13:30:46Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > No clue but that was the only accurate part of the story. LOL you are so jaded!!!:lolsign: Rob. Keep it piffy. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/35 "2008-01-11T13:31:36Z")
> [@Dr.Stevil](#): > > do tell Let me be more clear, Adams story actually happend but there was alot thrown in cause hes a drama queen. WTF is piffy? ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/36 "2008-01-11T13:33:10Z")
#1. Dr. Stevil wasn’t asking YOU. He wanted to head details on “eating oneself.” #2. PIFFY. Look it up you ignoramus. #3. You are just spiteful that you didn’t get to share that GOLDEN story with everyone. #4. Justin sent me the pictures. :ohyeah: ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/37 "2008-01-11T15:01:00Z")
> [@sureshot!](#): > > #1. Dr. Stevil wasn’t asking YOU. He wanted to head details on “eating oneself.” > > #2. PIFFY. Look it up you ignoramus. > > #3. You are just spiteful that you didn’t get to share that GOLDEN story with everyone. > > #4. **Justin sent me the pictures**. :ohyeah: prove it ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/38 "2008-01-11T15:01:45Z")
> [@dirtye30](#): > > prove it X2 ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/39 "2008-01-16T10:40:05Z")
Getting the pics tomorrow. Will post! :tup: ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629/40 "2008-01-16T10:46:02Z")
great story > [@sureshot!](#): > > Getting the pics tomorrow. Will post! :tup: gross. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-true-story-i-heard-last-night/41629.md?page=3)