# aaaaah ... those weird family moments during the holidays... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 25, 2006, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aaaaah-those-weird-family-moments-during-the-holidays/22125 "2006-12-25T21:33:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2006, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aaaaah-those-weird-family-moments-during-the-holidays/22125/1 "2006-12-25T21:33:59Z")
> my perverted uncle Louie who hugs his great neice and says “i felt lumps” and tells me “I might be cheap but I’m not easy” > best part though was my cousin Aaron and I are talking and Gram comes through and goes “oh aaron hi how are you” and goes to give aaron a kiss while he was mid-sentence. Afterwards he’s like "whoa dude i almost made out with gramma > my cousin like accidentely brushed my boob when he was walking by and he was like … WOAH … WOAH … i wasn’t trying to cop a feel. i promise. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![mindless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mindless/32/7286_2.png) [@mindless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mindless)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aaaaah-those-weird-family-moments-during-the-holidays/22125/2 "2006-12-25T21:46:55Z")
well my gf bought me 2 like rubber stress ball kinda things. buttt they were boobs and her words were “see hunny there just like mine” yea i opened the present in front of her parents. ---
**Author:** ![JustinH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aaaaah-those-weird-family-moments-during-the-holidays/22125/3 "2006-12-26T05:49:37Z")
My friends crazy loser uncle was telling my girlfriend a story about his loser friend who is a campus safety officer at ub, then in mid sentence goes to her “oh smile for me, you could be miss america”. She looked at him with the most evil eye and walked away. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aaaaah-those-weird-family-moments-during-the-holidays/22125/4 "2006-12-26T08:22:51Z")
i’m quite confident, i have the most perverted family. This year the general topic was juices flying in peoples face… whether it was salty or not… masturbation habits for the elderly, including frequency and method. Then, my gay uncle arrives, and the conversation… plumets into a new low my goal every year … is to shock and awe right off the bat. thank god no one heard about the Mr. hands video… so that was an easy one ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aaaaah-those-weird-family-moments-during-the-holidays/22125/5 "2006-12-26T10:02:41Z")
lol on thanksgiving, my cousin showed my ENTIRE family [www.meatspin.com](http://www.meatspin.com) we all got a good laugh my grandfather ALWAYS manages to bring up talk about his viagra while were eating(whats up with that). i played dick in a box on my wii for my family(thought it was appropriate) good times good times ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aaaaah-those-weird-family-moments-during-the-holidays/22125/6 "2006-12-26T10:04:49Z")
> [@mindless](#): > > well my gf bought me 2 like rubber stress ball kinda things. buttt they were boobs and her words were “see hunny there just like mine” yea i opened the present in front of her parents. pictures of both sets of boobs or i call BS ---
**Author:** ![Kramer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/97f17d/32.png) [@Kramer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kramer)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aaaaah-those-weird-family-moments-during-the-holidays/22125/7 "2006-12-26T11:35:21Z")
wow, my family is not the only fucked up one put there, my little cousins were making male and female genitalia out of play dough, stealing there parents booze, and my grandma fell asleep to a girls gone wild add, pretty funny ---
**Author:** ![mindless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mindless/32/7286_2.png) [@mindless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mindless)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aaaaah-those-weird-family-moments-during-the-holidays/22125/8 "2006-12-26T13:35:06Z")
> [@layzie](#): > > pictures of both sets of boobs or i call BS i can do but im not goin too ---
**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aaaaah-those-weird-family-moments-during-the-holidays/22125/9 "2006-12-26T13:50:20Z")
to\*. and why not? ---
**Author:** ![mindless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mindless/32/7286_2.png) [@mindless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mindless)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aaaaah-those-weird-family-moments-during-the-holidays/22125/10 "2006-12-26T14:37:57Z")
im not ganna show my girls boobs sry, they r in my avatar tho. but i can do the fakes ![http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c114/mindless311/100_0181.jpg](http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c114/mindless311/100_0181.jpg)