# about as straight as Elton John

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**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [July 18, 2011, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/about-as-straight-as-elton-john/259478 "2011-07-18T13:51:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/about-as-straight-as-elton-john/259478/13 "2011-07-19T06:44:39Z")

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> [@The Ricer in 2008](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ricer-in-2008/44000/6):
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> I will make you shit and cum in your pants at the same time.

Sounds like a cheap date, I’m in.

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