# According to my girlfriend, i am an asshole. **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 16, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378 "2005-05-16T19:21:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/1 "2005-05-16T19:21:01Z")
If taking a severed chicken head from a BBQ and putting it on the toilet seat for your girlfriend to find is wrong, then I dont want to be right. ---
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/2 "2005-05-16T19:25:36Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/3 "2005-05-16T19:26:40Z")
:bowdown: ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/4 "2005-05-16T19:26:57Z")
> [@HaNnIBaL64](#): > > 🤣 X2 haha ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/5 "2005-05-16T19:27:19Z")
you should have heard the bloodcurling scream. It was great. ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/6 "2005-05-16T19:27:22Z")
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![Converted2LSX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/converted2lsx/32/5962_2.png) [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/7 "2005-05-16T19:28:53Z")
you sure you just didnt shit it out after one of your all night gayathons :greddy2: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/8 "2005-05-16T19:29:19Z")
> [@RedLineGSR94](#): > > you sure you just didnt shit it out after one of your all night gayathons :greddy2: still mad that H22 \> B18? yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Converted2LSX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/converted2lsx/32/5962_2.png) [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/9 "2005-05-16T19:34:28Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > still mad that H22 \> B18? yeah. haha , come on now i was expecting something a lil more creative than that, that isnt the darkstar i know :dunno: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/10 "2005-05-16T19:36:41Z")
> [@RedLineGSR94](#): > > haha , come on now i was expecting something a lil more creative than that, that isnt the darkstar i know :dunno: im just milking it because my theory will be coming to life here pretty soon. ---
**Author:** ![Converted2LSX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/converted2lsx/32/5962_2.png) [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/11 "2005-05-16T19:37:39Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > im just milking it because my theory will be coming to life here pretty soon. h22 swapped Maxima??? im sure Jay can figure it out ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/12 "2005-05-16T19:38:20Z")
> [@RedLineGSR94](#): > > h22 swapped Maxima??? im sure Jay can figure it out maxima, no. H22 and Jay, yes. ---
**Author:** ![Converted2LSX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/converted2lsx/32/5962_2.png) [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/13 "2005-05-16T19:46:37Z")
is this gonna be your H22 im supposed to be fearing??? ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/14 "2005-05-16T19:50:16Z")
of course not. where would you get that idea. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/15 "2005-05-16T19:51:00Z")
10,000 post finally:kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/16 "2005-05-16T19:51:21Z")
> [@Rustang JIM](#): > > 10,000 post finally:kekegay: :blue: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/17 "2005-05-16T19:51:33Z")
:eek3: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/18 "2005-05-16T19:51:46Z")
:mad: ---
**Author:** ![Converted2LSX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/converted2lsx/32/5962_2.png) [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/19 "2005-05-16T19:54:49Z")
is this one gonna have da NAwZ Yo!@# ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378/20 "2005-05-16T19:55:48Z")
at least a 600 shot. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/according-to-my-girlfriend-i-am-an-asshole/174378.md?page=2)