# Acting to get laid

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 28, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922 "2009-10-28T18:32:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/1 "2009-10-28T18:32:04Z")

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So what are some traits that you big pimps on this forum have that gets you laid easily each and every time?

I’ll begin.

Confidence. It works wonders, not only with females but with everyday human interactions as well.

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**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/2 "2009-10-28T18:32:57Z")

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I own a civic and that pretty much does it

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**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/3 "2009-10-28T18:33:14Z")

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Lock 1

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**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/4 "2009-10-28T18:33:30Z")

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Whattta f and stupid thread

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/5 "2009-10-28T18:34:08Z")

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What’s the matter with this thread? :lol

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**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/6 "2009-10-28T18:35:05Z")

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I have a mustang so they know I have low standards and can easily be taken advantage of, works everytime

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/7 "2009-10-28T18:35:33Z")

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And hey big LaDuke, I would watch what you say towards me, whether it be on this forum or in person.

You’re not my friend, nor am I your friend. I’m your acquaintence, if anything. So stop acting like a hardass and e-thugging to impress your merely invisible internet buddies who happen to be into the same hobby as yourself.

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**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/8 "2009-10-28T18:35:52Z")

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I dont act and i have one girl that i couldnt ask/want or need more from, does that count?

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/9 "2009-10-28T18:36:45Z")

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> [@Tein Coilover Sale: February Special Savings!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tein-coilover-sale-february-special-savings/23751/7):
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> I have a mustang so they know I have low standards and can easily be taken advantage of, works everytime

Tell them you bought a Mustang because you love horses. I guarantee you a great chance of getting pussy if you play your cards right from there on out.

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**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/10 "2009-10-28T18:37:38Z")

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> [@To the UB Student with the RX8](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-ub-student-with-the-rx8/25047/22):
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> I dont act and i have one girl that i couldnt ask/want or need more from, does that count?

One of the lucky ones

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/11 "2009-10-28T18:37:40Z")

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> [@To the UB Student with the RX8](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-ub-student-with-the-rx8/25047/22):
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> I dont act and i have one girl that i couldnt ask/want or need more from, does that count?

:ponder Yes.

The question was more or less aimed towards the single people on this forum, aka the people who still use shaving cream and old spice body wash in the shower to get off from time to time.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/12 "2009-10-28T18:39:26Z")

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> [@wii sports tennis](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-sports-tennis/25031/7):
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> :ponder Yes.
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> The question was more or less aimed towards the single people on this forum, aka the people who still use shaving cream and old spice body wash in the shower to get off from time to time.

I think you might be the only one doing that

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**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/13 "2009-10-28T18:39:31Z")

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> [@AlpineSkiier"](#):
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> Tell them you bought a Mustang because you love horses. I guarantee you a great chance of getting pussy if you play your cards right from there on out.

I went to a college that had an equine program, chicks that are obsessed with horses are fucking insane. Girl that loves horses=immediate redflag

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**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/14 "2009-10-28T18:39:55Z")

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When I had the Alero it was easy, I had a loud exhaust and big rims. Girls instantly knew I had a large tool, and this made getting laid easy.  
Now with the Acura, I don’t know what to do anymore :lol

Edit: Confidence works best, and will get you further than pretty much anything else.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/15 "2009-10-28T18:40:34Z")

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> [@To the UB Student with the RX8](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-ub-student-with-the-rx8/25047/24):
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> I went to a college that had an equine program, chicks that are obsessed with horses are fucking insane. Girl that loves horses=immediate redflag

I can’t argue with you there. My ex was into horses and she was a bit cuckoo.

Kate, no offense if you are reading this right now. :lol

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/16 "2009-10-28T18:41:10Z")

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> [@To the UB Student with the RX8](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-ub-student-with-the-rx8/25047/25):
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> When I had the Alero it was easy, I had a loud exhaust and big rims. Girls instantly knew I had a large tool, and this made getting laid easy.  
> Now with the Acura, I don’t know what to do anymore :lol
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> Edit: Confidence works best, and will get you further than pretty much anything else.

haha. I think the big wing did them in.

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**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/17 "2009-10-28T18:42:16Z")

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> [@AlpineSkiier"](#):
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> haha. I think the big wing did them in.

I was gonna mention that, but the wing made women think my tool was smaller, so I took the wing off lol

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/18 "2009-10-28T18:43:20Z")

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Il usually bring out my moms crv… I have to beat the women away from me

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/19 "2009-10-28T18:43:35Z")

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That car was horrendous. At least you learned, though.

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/20 "2009-10-28T18:45:27Z")

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Seriously, all I do is go out, and repeat this phrase in my head-

“Be PJB”.

It’s worked for over 10 years now.

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