# Acting to get laid **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 28, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922 "2009-10-28T18:32:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/41 "2009-10-28T20:02:26Z")
> [@wtb amp 800+](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-amp-800/25059/15): > > I know there are older members on this forum that can agree with me when I say confidence is key. You can’t go up to talk to a girl with your hands in your pockets and stare at the ground the entire time because that’s going to get you nowhere. Confidence is key and all that yeah yeah. Not just with girls but for meeting people in general. You know, there’s another thing I’ve noticed too… REAL PLAYERS hardly ever talk about how much poon they get/have… They just don’t need to, and they are too busy juggling women to share stories with dudes. Don’t ask me 'cause I would never know, but I figure if the $hit is so natural, it’s like bragging about breathing… ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/42 "2009-10-28T20:04:41Z")
> [@POLISH POWER DRINKING](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/polish-power-drinking/23623/73): > > Confidence is key and all that yeah yeah. Not just with girls but for meeting people in general. > > You know, there’s another thing I’ve noticed too… > > REAL PLAYERS hardly ever talk about how much poon they get/have… > > They just don’t need to, and they are too busy juggling women to share stories with dudes. > > Don’t ask me 'cause I would never know, but I figure if the $hit is so natural, it’s like bragging about breathing… You’re right. I haven’t been laid since late summer, so it’s definitely been some time for me. I am just noticing more and more things as time goes on, and this is one of them. :lol ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/43 "2009-10-28T20:36:05Z")
> [@help save my jeep ( frame's rotting away)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-save-my-jeep-frames-rotting-away/25057/4): > > If they like it they dont do anything about it. > [@You guys make this call.......](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-guys-make-this-call/25049/62): > > well I guess anything is possible. I dont know who they would be though. > [@sabres ringtone?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sabres-ringtone/25042/11): > > Really Im not even looking for anything or anybody. Holy shit dude. Now I may not know you beyond this screen, but really? I spend 80% of my time in a wheelchair, and I can still hang with the ladies. And its not because they feel sorry for me either. Confidence is by far the key. Of course pics of your cute daughter dont hurt either :lol ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/44 "2009-10-28T20:39:07Z")
I’m a giraffe and I think a girl talked to me once or twice. I don’t think I said anything back, but whatever. ---
**Author:** ![CSholtes612](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/csholtes612/32/6432_2.png) [@CSholtes612](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CSholtes612)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/45 "2009-10-28T20:40:53Z")
> [@Unrelated "Carbon Fiber Pole" Project \*PHASE 2 Complete\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unrelated-carbon-fiber-pole-project-phase-2-complete/22396/202): > > I’m a giraffe and I think a girl talked to me once or twice. I don’t think I said anything back, but whatever. hahahahahahahahahahahah kramer ill hook you up with a nice little hooker ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/46 "2009-10-28T20:44:34Z")
> [@Unrelated "Carbon Fiber Pole" Project \*PHASE 2 Complete\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unrelated-carbon-fiber-pole-project-phase-2-complete/22396/202): > > I’m a giraffe and I think a girl talked to me once or twice. I don’t think I said anything back, but whatever. Well it obviously because you couldn’t here her down there. And Paul, I dont mean to single you out, but wow. Maybe anti-depressants could help? IDK man. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/47 "2009-10-28T20:47:38Z")
> [@ReDevil"](#): > > Well it obviously because you couldn’t here her down there. > > And Paul, I dont mean to single you out, but wow. Maybe anti-depressants could help? IDK man. Anti depressants rule. O’Doyle rules. ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/48 "2009-10-28T20:50:08Z")
> [@How to steal the soul of an FD - SOLD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-steal-the-soul-of-an-fd-sold/24871/50): > > Really Ive got no game and dont even try. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/49 "2009-10-28T20:50:56Z")
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl youre fucking hilarious man :lmao ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/50 "2009-10-28T20:52:07Z")
:lol missed that when I was quoting PJB! ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/51 "2009-10-28T22:48:09Z")
mark thats fucking great, +rep if i can :rofl ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 4:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/52 "2009-10-29T04:40:04Z")
> [@To the UB Student with the RX8](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-ub-student-with-the-rx8/25047/24): > > I went to a college that had an equine program, chicks that are obsessed with horses are fucking insane. **Girl that loves horses=immediate redflag** So true!!! Stay far away! ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 5:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/53 "2009-10-29T05:03:30Z")
Girl that loves horses=girl willing to blow black men=run ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 5:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/54 "2009-10-29T05:14:10Z")
> [@FS: CAMARO PARTS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-camaro-parts/24935/9): > > Holy shit dude. Now I may not know you beyond this screen, but really? I spend 80% of my time in a wheelchair, and I can still hang with the ladies. And its not because they feel sorry for me either. > > Confidence is by far the key. Of course pics of your cute daughter dont hurt either :lol Were you at jillians likea month ago or so? There was a dude there with a bunch of hotties all dancing on/around him… if so well done. Red Dragon’s to that. All I get is dudez/sully with my whip. ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 5:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/55 "2009-10-29T05:22:55Z")
> [@To the UB Student with the RX8](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-ub-student-with-the-rx8/25047/24): > > Girl that loves horses=immediate redflag Sooo true… my HS back home had an equestrian team and the girls on it were nuts… > [@To the UB Student with the RX8](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-ub-student-with-the-rx8/25047/20): > > Confidence. It works wonders, not only with females but with everyday human interactions as well. very true… > [@WTB: honda parts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-honda-parts/25065/2): > 🤣rofl +Rep… ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/56 "2009-10-29T05:25:03Z")
Girls that ride horses = girls that ride srs dick. I dont see a problem with this. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/57 "2009-10-29T05:32:03Z")
DUKE aka lloyd vs LEO the lean mean boi racing maching my backyard, next weekend. lets do this!!! ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/58 "2009-10-29T05:33:53Z")
Lets do this dance ! Nah, I am fine with him . I was just messing with him to get him going . ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/59 "2009-10-29T05:34:36Z")
> [@You guys make this call.......](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-guys-make-this-call/25049/71): > > you could learn a lot from me > > I know there are cooler members on this forum that can agree with me when I say confidence is key. You can’t go up to talk to a girl with your hands in your pockets and stare at the ground the entire time because that’s going to get you nowhere. he aint lyin ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/60 "2009-10-29T05:37:57Z")
> [@diagram of "who owns who" in the automotive world](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diagram-of-who-owns-who-in-the-automotive-world/25032/33): > > Were you at jillians likea month ago or so? There was a dude there with a bunch of hotties all dancing on/around him… if so well done. Red Dragon’s to that. Nope, not me. But us dudes that pimp them chairs, haz ballz! > [@Got a new car slight\_smile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-new-car/25076/6): > > word Paragraph. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922.md?page=4)