# Acting to get laid **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 28, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922 "2009-10-28T18:32:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/61 "2009-10-29T05:39:39Z")
> [@fs: custom sub boxes - cavalier](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-custom-sub-boxes-cavalier/9043/24): > > Girls that ride horses = girls that ride srs dick. > > I dont see a problem with this. That’s true also :lol But almost not worth the horseshit you have to deal with. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/62 "2009-10-29T05:40:57Z")
+1 to confidence… I used to be that guy in middle school and into my freshmen year of HS… I was how I am now but only with people I knew really well… when it came to chick I just met i was kinda shy… Then I just stopped giving a fuck and it worked wonders for me… I was myself… wasnt shy… acted somewhat cocky but not cocky enough to be a dickbag… Honestly for the most part if you have a stride and a good ammount of confidence you can be one sorry looking somabitch and u can still nail one of the hottest girls at the party… btw… talking about every girl youve nailed… how much beer you can drink before your running around with your pants off wont do it… It may work for the sluttiest slut at the party… but unless your desperate… chances are the slut isnt going to be a good lay ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/63 "2009-10-29T05:41:17Z")
Leo you having lady troubles? ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/64 "2009-10-29T05:42:03Z")
> [@Shady"](#): > > +1 to confidence… > > I used to be that guy in middle school and into my freshmen year of HS… > > I was how I am now but only with people I knew really well… when it came to chick I just met i was kinda shy… > > Then I just stopped giving a fuck and it worked wonders for me… I was myself… wasnt shy… acted somewhat cocky but not cocky enough to be a dickbag… > > Honestly for the most part if you have a stride and a good ammount of confidence you can be one sorry looking somabitch and u can still nail one of the hottest girls at the party… Was the same way in high school. Got more confidence and boom ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/65 "2009-10-29T06:01:53Z")
It’s not just about having confidence. If you are going to be anything, be an asshole, not over the top, but be one. Girls like a challenge because on any given night they could sleep with an infinite amount of men if they wanted to. They straight up like a challenge. So if you want to stand out and get laid. Be an asshole. Also, be funny if possible. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/66 "2009-10-29T06:04:34Z")
Every situation requires slight adjustments, but the funny asshole is a great way to start. I once fucked a decent looking blonde after saying 2 words to her… “Wanna fuck”:clap ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/67 "2009-10-29T06:07:26Z")
> [@99FRC"](#): > > It’s not just about having confidence. If you are going to be anything, be an asshole, not over the top, but be one. Girls like a challenge because on any given night they could sleep with an infinite amount of men if they wanted to. They straight up like a challenge. So if you want to stand out and get laid. Be an asshole. > > Also, be funny if possible. Thats what i mean by confidence…you cant be a good asshole without it > [@Newman's 1986 BMW 326rb build thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-1986-bmw-326rb-build-thread/22123/640): > > Every situation requires slight adjustments, but the funny asshole is a great way to start. > > I once fucked a decent looking blonde after saying 2 words to her… > > “Wanna fuck”:clap and a big +1 to you… Im not the d-bag asshole… Im the funny smartass asshole… ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/68 "2009-10-29T06:07:49Z")
> [@Newman's 1986 BMW 326rb build thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-1986-bmw-326rb-build-thread/22123/640): > > Every situation requires slight adjustments, but the funny asshole is a great way to start. > > I once fucked a decent looking blonde after saying 2 words to her… > > “Wanna fuck”:clap True story. Thats how I got with my ex. We were together for 4 years. FML :lol ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/69 "2009-10-29T06:08:51Z")
Sometimes, just whipping it out in front of a hot Cougar does the trick too… ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/70 "2009-10-29T06:14:16Z")
> [@FS: 1994 Mitsubishi 3000GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1994-mitsubishi-3000gt/24980/15): > > Sometimes, just whipping it out in front of a hot Cougar does the trick too… Last cougar was one of my favorites, Toga, Jan 09. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/71 "2009-10-29T06:14:39Z")
I got to work on my asshole skillz to step my game up. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/72 "2009-10-29T07:44:14Z")
> [@To the UB Student with the RX8](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-ub-student-with-the-rx8/25047/25): > > When I had the Alero it was easy, I had a loud exhaust and big rims. Girls instantly knew I had a large tool, and this made getting laid easy. > Now with the Acura, I don’t know what to do anymore :lol > > Edit: Confidence works best, and will get you further than pretty much anything else. ROFL did someone hack his account and post that? or his he SRS? wither way LOL ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/73 "2009-10-29T08:21:05Z")
> [@Newman's 1986 BMW 326rb build thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-1986-bmw-326rb-build-thread/22123/640): > > Every situation requires slight adjustments, but the funny asshole is a great way to start. > > I once fucked a decent looking blonde after saying 2 words to her… > > “Wanna fuck”:clap that has hapennd with me but just not a blonde… I go with the tan brunettes ! always ! ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/74 "2009-10-29T08:33:32Z")
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do pretty much anything. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/75 "2009-10-29T09:45:37Z")
Rainbow sparkle center console good for ages 13+ (this is seriously i think how i got my current GF) I play hockey. I tell girls they are fat and or ugly and they are lucky i spend anytime with them ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/76 "2009-10-29T10:45:08Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/25072/10): > > Rainbow sparkle center console good for ages 13+ (this is seriously i think how i got my current GF) > > I play hockey. > > I tell girls they are fat and or ugly and they are lucky i spend anytime with them :rofl, ive done this several times, it doesnt always work but it is always fun! ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/77 "2009-10-29T16:46:46Z")
> [@fs: custom sub boxes - cavalier](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-custom-sub-boxes-cavalier/9043/24): > > Girls that ride horses = girls that ride srs dick. > > I dont see a problem with this. except its considered beastiality when a horse is ramming its cock into a girl ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/78 "2009-10-29T16:59:45Z")
OP thinks tits feel like a bag of sand… Getting laid changes from girl to girl, gotta play your cards right. ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922/79 "2009-10-29T17:58:27Z")
LMAO BEST Remark to this thread > [@Tein Coilover Sale: February Special Savings!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tein-coilover-sale-february-special-savings/23751/7): > > I have a mustang so they know I have low standards and can easily be taken advantage of, works everytime [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922.md?page=3)