# adult quiz

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/adult-quiz/185747>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 21, 2006, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/adult-quiz/185747 "2006-10-21T10:49:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Dominator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dominator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dominator)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/adult-quiz/185747/1 "2006-10-21T10:49:58Z")

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Adult Quiz

Q.) What doesn’t belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?  
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife (well not for real of course), but you can’t beat a blowjob.

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?  
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What’s the speed limit of sex?  
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around

Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?  
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What’s the difference between your paycheck and your dick?  
A.) You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man’s ego…  
A.) “Is it in?”

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?  
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?  
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?  
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?  
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/adult-quiz/185747/2 "2006-10-21T11:09:39Z")

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leaves me out

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**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/adult-quiz/185747/3 "2006-10-21T11:14:58Z")

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> [@Domination](#):
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> Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?  
> A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

🤣

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**Author:** ![2toneishot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2toneishot/32/6010_2.png) [@2toneishot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2toneishot)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/adult-quiz/185747/4 "2006-10-21T11:29:12Z")

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whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

the hooker can wash and reuse the crack

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**Author:** ![hayabusa03rx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/90ced4/32.png) [@hayabusa03rx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hayabusa03rx)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/adult-quiz/185747/5 "2006-10-21T12:26:24Z")

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:bowrofl: