# Ahhh Friendships... so true...

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 1, 2005, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ahhh-friendships-so-true/2943 "2005-10-01T15:18:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ahhh-friendships-so-true/2943/1 "2005-10-01T15:18:13Z")

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Friendship among women:

A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friends house. The man calls his wife’s ten best friends. None of them know about it.

Friendship among men:

A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife he slept over at a friends house. The woman calls her husbands ten best friends. Eight of them say he did sleep over and two claim he’s still there.

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**Author:** ![Deuce](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deuce/32/7614_2.png) [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ahhh-friendships-so-true/2943/2 "2005-10-01T15:18:59Z")

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lol thats pretty funny

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**Author:** ![IwannaZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iwannaz/32/7273_2.png) [@IwannaZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IwannaZ)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ahhh-friendships-so-true/2943/3 "2005-10-01T15:35:36Z")

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funny but true.

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**Author:** ![blk300tt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@blk300tt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blk300tt)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ahhh-friendships-so-true/2943/4 "2005-10-01T15:40:41Z")

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haha sounds about right

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ahhh-friendships-so-true/2943/5 "2005-10-01T15:46:05Z")

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:lol: very comical

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**Author:** ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ahhh-friendships-so-true/2943/6 "2005-10-01T17:36:16Z")

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lol wrd

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ahhh-friendships-so-true/2943/7 "2005-10-01T17:42:00Z")

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that’s what i’m talkin bout

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**Author:** ![Janny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/janny/32/7594_2.png) [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ahhh-friendships-so-true/2943/8 "2005-10-01T19:27:57Z")

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hahahahaha.  
oh women, you are SO not better friends than men are to each other…generally.

my friend Kim would totally say that I was at her house the night before… that happened before … I wasn’t cheating on my husband or anything, just staying where I wasn’t allowed to. “Jan? were you sleeping at my house last night? Your mom asked if you did and I said yes.”

ha, forgot to tell her that time. whoops.

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**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ahhh-friendships-so-true/2943/9 "2005-10-01T23:51:08Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ahhh-friendships-so-true/2943/10 "2005-10-02T15:38:10Z")

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WTF was she doing calling people after she got ONE “oh he was here”!?!?! That fucking bitch!!!

seriously, that was funny as hell. LMAO

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**Author:** ![Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Ninja](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ninja)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ahhh-friendships-so-true/2943/11 "2005-10-02T18:19:05Z")

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this sort of response is clearly marked in the Man’s Bible… chapter 2.

Not knowing anything of the situation, 9/10 of the time… you would answer yea sure… be vague as possible tho… as to be able to back yourself out of any hole you dig yourself into.
