# ALba

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**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 3, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alba/180732 "2006-03-03T05:20:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alba/180732/1 "2006-03-03T05:20:26Z")

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[http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/entertainment/7643099/detail.html](http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/entertainment/7643099/detail.html)

Jessica Alba Demands Playboy Pull Issue With Her Photo

POSTED: 6:55 am EST March 3, 2006

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LOS ANGELES – Jessica Alba is demanding that Playboy pulls its March issue, saying she didn’t agree to be on the cover and that the image may mislead readers into thinking she appears nude or partially nude in the magazine.

The cover shows the 24-year-old actress in a bikini, next to the headline “25 Sexiest Celebrities.” Besides demanding that Playboy stopped distributing the March issue, Alba is asking for “monetary settlement” for damages to her reputation and career.

In a Feb. 23 letter obtained by The Smoking Gun Web site, Alba’s lawyers told Playboy the magazine used a photo of Alba meant to promote the movie “Into the Blue” without her consent. Sony Pictures, which owns the image, sent a separate letter alleging that Playboy initially offered to pay Alba to pose for the cover of the issue. When her publicist refused, Playboy resorted to using “false pretenses” to obtain the promotional shot, according to the letter.

“Playboy has violated my personal rights and blatantly misled the public who might think I had given them permission to put me on the cover when I didn’t,” Alba said in a statement.

A Playboy spokeswoman said Alba was placed on the cover after being chosen “sexiest star of the year” by its readers.

“Our editors assembled photographs of the top 25 vote getters for our annual ‘25 Sexiest Celebrity’ feature, and we put her on the cover based on the poll results,” spokeswoman Lauren Malone said.

:op: :crying: a river

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**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alba/180732/2 "2006-03-03T05:23:18Z")

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> A Playboy spokeswoman said Alba was placed on the cover after being chosen “sexiest star of the year” by its readers.
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> “Our editors assembled photographs of the top 25 vote getters for our annual ‘25 Sexiest Celebrity’ feature, and we put her on the cover based on the poll results,” spokeswoman Lauren Malone said.

I don’t think thats a good enough defense lol. Playboys takin a hit.

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alba/180732/3 "2006-03-03T05:24:33Z")

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Thats probably the only thing i ever read, from playboy 🤣

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alba/180732/4 "2006-03-03T06:02:50Z")

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she’s not that hot anyway. :gives:

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**Author:** ![imported\_showtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@imported\_showtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_showtime)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alba/180732/5 "2006-03-03T06:12:08Z")

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> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> she’s not that hot anyway. :gives:

your crazy

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alba/180732/6 "2006-03-03T07:12:04Z")

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> [@showtime](#):
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> your crazy

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alba/180732/7 "2006-03-03T07:17:22Z")

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> [@showtime](#):
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> your crazy

i totally agree wiht you :idhitit:

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alba/180732/8 "2006-03-03T07:17:52Z")

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shes hot but cant act

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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alba/180732/9 "2006-03-03T07:47:18Z")

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:idhitit:  
she is hot:boink:

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**Author:** ![grnteg98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@grnteg98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grnteg98)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alba/180732/10 "2006-03-03T14:49:54Z")

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> [@shaggy](#):
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> shes hot but cant act

:gives:

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**Author:** ![traydogg6969](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/traydogg6969/32/5999_2.png) [@traydogg6969](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/traydogg6969)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alba/180732/11 "2006-03-03T17:21:09Z")

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> [@showtime](#):
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> your crazy

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**Author:** ![traydogg6969](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/traydogg6969/32/5999_2.png) [@traydogg6969](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/traydogg6969)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alba/180732/12 "2006-03-03T17:21:21Z")

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> [@bgblockelcamino](#):
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> :idhitit:  
> she is hot:boink:

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**Author:** ![S10Blazed\_Si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s10blazed_si/32/5983_2.png) [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alba/180732/13 "2006-03-03T17:34:46Z")

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She is smokin hot. She acts? I wondered why she was in movies 🤣

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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alba/180732/14 "2006-03-04T15:35:31Z")

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I would surgically remove her sphincter. Fry it in a pan, and eat it.
