# Albany: As Seen On Jalopnik

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [March 14, 2011, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337 "2011-03-14T12:06:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/61 "2011-03-15T14:12:13Z")

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![http://crustyelbows.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/01_23.png](http://crustyelbows.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/01_23.png)

mike I know you hate school, but you should become a judge.

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**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/62 "2011-03-15T21:37:20Z")

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I really hope all these punks get kicked out of school and raped by their father figure and or priest

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/63 "2011-03-16T06:51:45Z")

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> [@12/16 - Drift](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/12-16-drift/40334/3):
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> mike I know you hate school, but you should become a judge.

I know! I would make that city BANK in fines. I wouldnt accept shit for pleas. If you did it you did it case closed. Would also keep the cops and shit honest, becasue if I caught them handing out tickets and arrests for BULLSHIT I would dismiss it fully for the person and confront the cop.

KK I AM THE LAW!!!

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/64 "2011-03-16T13:31:15Z")

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[http://richmedia.onset.freedom.com/wrgb/li604k-hudsonave2011d.pdf](http://richmedia.onset.freedom.com/wrgb/li604k-hudsonave2011d.pdf)

:rofl

Brocial media to the rescue!

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/65 "2011-03-16T13:45:20Z")

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My new goal is to become an Albany cop so I can be part of the riot squad during kegs and eggs.

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**Author:** ![DrunkieTheBear](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drunkiethebear/32/6539_2.png) [@DrunkieTheBear](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrunkieTheBear)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/66 "2011-03-16T13:50:31Z")

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> [@Guys who have demodded to sell the car inside](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-who-have-demodded-to-sell-the-car-inside/40335/15):
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> [http://richmedia.onset.freedom.com/wrgb/li604k-hudsonave2011d.pdf](http://richmedia.onset.freedom.com/wrgb/li604k-hudsonave2011d.pdf)
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> :rofl
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> Brocial media to the rescue!

Why aren’t these images clear like on CSI: Miami…I’ve watched the show, they should be crystal clear so we can sculpt a 3D image of their head

:lol

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/67 "2011-03-16T13:50:40Z")

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Good luck

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/68 "2011-03-16T13:55:26Z")

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> [@New to NYSPEED](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-to-nyspeed/39578/20):
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> Why aren’t these images clear like on CSI: Miami…I’ve watched the show, they should be crystal clear so we can sculpt a 3D image of their head
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> :lol

Enhance.

[youtu.be/KiqkclCJsZs](https://youtu.be/KiqkclCJsZs)

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**Author:** ![Shapes](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shapes/32/6423_2.png) [@Shapes](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shapes)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/69 "2011-03-17T06:27:17Z")

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I guess the rumor going around is that the video will be on tosh.0 next week.

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**Author:** ![Yo\_Rita](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yo_rita/32/6450_2.png) [@Yo\_Rita](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yo_Rita)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/70 "2011-03-17T07:59:40Z")

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I guess some kids have started turning themselves in since they posted all thier pics on TU.

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**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/71 "2011-03-20T08:59:24Z")

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Looks like U Albany will be doing the same thing as SUNY Plattsburgh and moving spring break to the week of St. Patricks day. The college has had a standing agreement with the town for decades due to the same kind of bullshit.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/72 "2011-03-21T05:54:17Z")

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good fuck them.

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/73 "2011-03-21T06:01:14Z")

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St. Rose already does that.

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**Author:** ![Yo\_Rita](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yo_rita/32/6450_2.png) [@Yo\_Rita](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yo_Rita)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/74 "2011-03-21T06:55:06Z")

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Fountain Day is cancelled due to keggs and eggs!

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/75 "2011-03-21T06:57:18Z")

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Yep… I go there and I don’t give a fuck, fountain day is fucking stupid anyway.

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/76 "2011-03-21T07:07:09Z")

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> [@12-19-2007 NYSPEED Kissing Bridge meet?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/12-19-2007-nyspeed-kissing-bridge-meet/40415/6):
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> Fountain Day is cancelled due to keggs and eggs!

Oh shit.

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/77 "2011-03-21T07:32:13Z")

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> [@Happy Birthday Milk Bag Bandit](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-milk-bag-bandit/40425/15):
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> Yep… I go there and I don’t give a fuck, fountain day is fucking stupid anyway.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Murrdog9000 again.

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**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/78 "2011-03-21T09:59:35Z")

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> [@12-19-2007 NYSPEED Kissing Bridge meet?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/12-19-2007-nyspeed-kissing-bridge-meet/40415/6):
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> Fountain Day is cancelled due to keggs and eggs!

[http://capitalregion.ynn.com/content/top\_stories/537290/ualbany-suspends-fountain-day](http://capitalregion.ynn.com/content/top_stories/537290/ualbany-suspends-fountain-day)

Stupid or not, that riot just save SUNY a good amount of money. My guess is once it is gone it will be gone forever; now they are going to use that excuse every year to kill fountain day.

In addition, that riot just cost a lot of money for local business if they decided to combine spring break with St. Patricks starting next year.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/79 "2011-03-21T10:37:50Z")

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yep. Kids will never learn.

Its not just bashing a car in… fucking with the owner… your actions have reactions much farther down the line if you look for them.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-as-seen-on-jalopnik/257337/80 "2011-03-21T10:45:35Z")

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YNN is interviewing a kid about 20 feet from me right now.

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