# Alien Killed In Panama **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 21, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870 "2009-09-21T22:35:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![nytalonTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nytalontsi/32/5399_2.png) [@nytalonTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nytalonTSi)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/1 "2009-09-21T22:35:57Z")
Thats some pretty serious sick shit. Seen this on another forum. > **[Bizarre: Teenagers Find & Beat To Death An Alien Creature Like Thing In Panama!...](http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhL2Qx4DJJHKnb0CgJ)** > > Most of ya prolly seen the photos. Towards the end of the video theirs some footage of the body. ---
**Author:** ![99Ls1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99ls1/32/5344_2.png) [@99Ls1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99Ls1)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/2 "2009-09-21T22:48:44Z")
um ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/3 "2009-09-21T22:58:41Z")
looks like a deformed sloth, or Fraggle rock "In a “desperate bid to defend themselves” the four terrified boys said they hurled rocks at the strange creature to kill it, before throwing its corpse in the water and running away. Their disbelieving parents returned to the lake the following day — and were stunned to discovered the beast’s body washed up on the shore. Experts have yet to examine the images — or make any statements regarding their discovery. Advertisement Click here to find out more! But locals told Panama news channels, who ran the story, that the water-monster was “Gollum from Lord of the Rings”. One said: “I have only seen that creature once before - and it was in the Tolkien film.” The fictional Gollum — originally known as Smeagol — was a hobbit whose later name was derived from the “disgusting gurgling, choking cough he made”. JRR Tolkien — who wrote the Middle Earth adventures — said of the character: "He had become deformed and twisted in both body and mind by the corruption of the Ring. “His only desire was to possess the Ring which had enslaved him, and he pursued it for many years after he lost it.” " ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/4 "2009-09-21T23:06:47Z")
better hope humans didnt beat it to death. Anything capable of intergalactic travel \> earthians who have trouble with commercial air craft. ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 11:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/5 "2009-09-21T23:32:30Z")
if you can stand there hurling rocks at something long enough to kill it, you weren’t in any danger in the first place and yea, its a bald sloth, even i can see that ---
**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 11:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/6 "2009-09-21T23:52:39Z")
yo dawg i heard you like aliens rofl @ the comments > Im the nigga that killed that shit, THE ALIEF TIGER STRIPE. Holla at me if u want to know where to find these ugly lil monsters. > LMFAO AT THE GOVERNMENT AGENTS ON HERE TRYING TO COVER UP THIS STORY BY SAYING IT’S A SLOTH AND GOOGLE IT. THE JIGGS UP YOU PIGS. WE KNOW ITS AN ALIEN. WE KNOW ALIENS EXIST > HOW WENDY WILLIAMS GOT THERE SO FAST…ONE MORE THING FUCK ALL WHITES > dis dat illuminati shit > These sum bitches done boiled the hair of mu fukin sloth an callin it ET…what the fruukd is going on people damn!!! ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/7 "2009-09-22T00:18:57Z")
“Oh Look! that could possibly be the first form of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe…could be something HISTORIC! i know…LETS BEAT IT TO DEATH!” :picard: Fucking retarded… alien or not is beside the point…for these kids to think it was an alien, and react that way toward it, makes me lose some of the little faith i had left in humanity… ---
**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 2:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/8 "2009-09-22T02:10:27Z")
> [@9ONA3OOZX](#): > > “Oh Look! that could possibly be the first form of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe…could be something HISTORIC! i know…LETS BEAT IT TO DEATH!” > > :picard: > > Fucking retarded… > > alien or not is beside the point…for these kids to think it was an alien, and react that way toward it, makes me lose some of the little faith i had left in humanity… haha dude everyone of your posts is like this. orly, you lost faith in humanity because young boys got scared and therefor aggressive about something they don’t understand? WHAT’S WRONG WITH OUR GENERATION OMGF, WE’RE THE ONLY ONES TO EVER HAVE THIS MINDSET! give me a break whiner. totally normal response from scared kids. totally average silly news article. ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/9 "2009-09-22T04:47:32Z")
ugh, even though its only a sloth, I cant finish my cereal. lol ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 5:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/10 "2009-09-22T05:02:00Z")
It’s a damn tree sloth. Old news… ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/11 "2009-09-22T05:24:32Z")
FUCK YOU IT’S AN ANTEATER! ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/12 "2009-09-22T06:12:29Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > FUCK YOU IT’S AN ANTEATER! Lol yes ---
**Author:** ![Storamin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Storamin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Storamin)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/13 "2009-09-22T06:19:36Z")
anything posted on [www.worldstarhiphop.com](http://www.worldstarhiphop.com) is suspect. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/14 "2009-09-22T06:26:19Z")
It’d be funnier if the title read “Alien Killed in Pajamas” ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/15 "2009-09-22T06:26:37Z")
![http://girlongirlaction.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/anteater.jpg](http://girlongirlaction.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/anteater.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/16 "2009-09-22T07:31:32Z")
^^^^YES!!! ---
**Author:** ![slow84ta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slow84ta/32/7265_2.png) [@slow84ta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slow84ta)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/17 "2009-09-22T07:35:01Z")
video has been removed… ohhhhh poopie ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/18 "2009-09-22T07:55:26Z")
![http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/animals/anteater.png](http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/animals/anteater.png) ![http://www.whatknows.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pleased-to-meet-you-im-an-anteater.jpg](http://www.whatknows.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pleased-to-meet-you-im-an-anteater.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/19 "2009-09-22T08:25:48Z")
So is that what they are calling them nowadays… hrmmm. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870/20 "2009-09-22T08:39:28Z")
This pics make me want an anteater so bad [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alien-killed-in-panama/73870.md?page=2)