# All right! Stop What you're doing, because I'm about to .. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 13, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-right-stop-what-youre-doing-because-im-about-to/32332 "2007-07-13T15:04:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-right-stop-what-youre-doing-because-im-about-to/32332/1 "2007-07-13T15:04:13Z")
ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny but yo I’m makin’ money see so yo world I hope you’re ready for me. Now gather round I’m the new fool in town and my sound’s laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten–please allow me to bump thee. I’m steppin’ tall, y’all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you’re gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I’m spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I’m sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c’mere–are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I’m skinny It never stopped me from gettin’ busy I’m a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I’m crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I’m ugly but it just don’t faze me. I’m still gettin’ in the girls’ pants and I even got my own dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I’m doin’, doin’ the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Verse Two: People say “Yo, Humpty, you’re really funny lookin’” that’s all right ‘cause I get things cookin’ Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can’t get near me I give ‘em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I’m really bein’ sincere ‘cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I’m not ashamed Big like a pickle, I’m still gettin’ paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I’m in charge, both how I’m livin’ and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don’t mean nothin’, like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I’m the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it’s obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I’m gonna do my dance. Breakdown: Oh, yeah, that’s the break, y’all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It’s real easy to do–check it out Verse Three: First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin’ and twitchin’ kinda like I was smokin’ Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That’s all right ‘cause my body’s in motion It’s supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y’all, Humpty Hump’s my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin’, funkin’, jumpin’, jig around, shakin’ ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I’m doin’ the Hump. Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin’ the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let’s get stoopid! Oh, yeah, come on and break it down Outro: Once again, the Underground is in the house I’d like to send a shout out to the whole world, keep on doin’ the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and humptiness forever :party2: ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-right-stop-what-youre-doing-because-im-about-to/32332/2 "2007-07-13T15:04:55Z")
that made me giggle ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-right-stop-what-youre-doing-because-im-about-to/32332/3 "2007-07-13T15:05:35Z")
a doin a doin a doin ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-right-stop-what-youre-doing-because-im-about-to/32332/4 "2007-07-13T17:46:30Z")
lame. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-right-stop-what-youre-doing-because-im-about-to/32332/5 "2007-07-13T17:51:25Z")
All around the world…same song ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-right-stop-what-youre-doing-because-im-about-to/32332/6 "2007-07-13T17:58:42Z")
“People say you look like Daddie on crack, humpty” ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-right-stop-what-youre-doing-because-im-about-to/32332/7 "2007-07-13T18:58:28Z")
[blowfly] “go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-od-damn!! Shee-yee-yit!! Look at the asson that bitch! Look at the titties!” (mixx scratches “aw hit me!” and “hold your legs up on easy.”) Verse 1: [fresh kid ice] There’s only one place where we can go To see freaky hoes doin’ shows Doin’ tricks to make us holler On a giving night, all for a dollar Silicone breasts, all on their chests Nothin’ like others, but above the rest They’ll do anything to turn us on Them hoes got it goin’ on!! [brother marquis] I like big booty and big ol’ titties Bitch, you know you’ve been fucked by many So come and be my private dancer I got some money if that’s the answer I really wanna be with you; I get hard after seeing you How hard? hard like a rock, When you make that pussy pop! Chorus (2x): [luke] Pop that pussy! heyyy! Pop that pussy, baby! Pop that pussy! Pop, pop that pussy, baby! Verse 2: [fresh kid ice] Freaky bitches with plenty of ass Rollin’ to the music and shakin’ real fast Bend over backwards, make me shout And work that pussy, in and out Movin’ their body with plenty of action Bringin’ to the men more satisfaction Doin’ what they feel to turn us out Just work that pussy all the way out! [brother marquis] Shake it! don’t break it! It took your momma nine months to make it Bend over and spread ‘em, girl Show-w-w me those pussy pearls Rub that ass and play with that clit You know i like that freaky shit Girl, you know you look so cute Throwin’ that pussy the way you do! Chorus Verse 3: [fresh kid ice] Poppin’ that pussy’s a dance for the ladies Straight from the south, into the 90’s Freaky bitches are the ones i like In g-strings in the middle of the night Smoke-filled stages, bitches in cages Guards at the door, armed with gauges As they dance and i get hot, Keep throwin’ that pussy! don’t stop! [brother marquis] I like the way you lick the champagne glass It makes me wanna stick my dick in your ass So come on, baby, and pop it quick I fall in love when you suck my dick Bitch, you don’t know? you ain’t heard? Fuckin’ with me, you’re gonna get served See, none of my bitches, they never complain So come on, baby, and pop that thang! Chorus [luke] Janet j, pop, that pus-sy! Bu-bles, pop, that pus-sy! Sandra p, pop, that pus-sy! Ma-donna, pop that stinky smelly pussy, baby! [mr. mixx] scratches: “work this motherfucker!” “shit, this good!” “woo hoo!” Chorus [luke] Breakdown!!