# All that is MAN! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 20, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558 "2006-03-20T09:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/221 "2007-04-05T07:28:01Z")
get out of our thread, whore! ---
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/222 "2007-04-05T07:28:33Z")
- Potatoes - Announcing a fart - Turning your pee pee in to a helicopter - Showing the helicopter to your woman ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 4:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/223 "2007-05-02T04:40:53Z")
![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/0429071502.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/0429071502.jpg) ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/0429071706a.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/0429071706a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 4:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/224 "2007-05-02T04:51:49Z")
Are those cap guns in your back pocket? Any self respecting redneck (read: the dude in the ducks unlimited shirt) would whup a silly city boys ass for that… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 5:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/225 "2007-05-02T05:06:03Z")
they are cap guns. and i still got yelled at for having them. i also got yelled at for unloading 15 rounds in 5 seconds. They did not like that. I only got 52/100 on sporting clays. Last year I got like 78/100 ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 6:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/226 "2007-05-02T06:06:45Z")
If you were truly a man, you would have shot the instructor and took his Lone Star beer… ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/227 "2007-05-02T07:51:28Z")
[quote=“newman,post:223,topic:9558"”] ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/0429071502.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/9/7/978b95033aabc25be79deddae15a12022856d49c.jpeg) [/quote] You look pregnant here, SIIIIIIIIQQQQQQQQQ ALL THAT IS MAN ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/228 "2007-05-02T08:05:10Z")
posting while taking a shit IMing your roomate in the other room letting him know you are taking a shit talking on your phone while taking a shit making sure taking a shit is loud enough person on other end of phone hears it and asks you if you are indeed taking a shit while talking to them, and you lie about it while dropping another loud splashing terd. ---
**Author:** ![Blackula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cc9497/32.png) [@Blackula](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blackula)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/229 "2007-05-02T08:17:07Z")
^^^hahaha, i done that once, and fuckin farted in the toilet so it eckoed, funny shit ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/230 "2007-05-02T08:21:24Z")
^ yeah thats always a classic. i do it on purpose lol. me and my friends are sick. “Slomies” once texted HotRodKid a pic of his poop in the toilet while i was with HRK, so in responce HRK went and took a hotdog bun into the bathroom, and texted back his dick in a hotdog bun. lol ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/231 "2007-05-02T08:31:16Z")
[quote=“focusinprogress,post:230,topic:9558"”] so in responce HRK went and took a hotdog bun into the bathroom, and texted back his dick in a hotdog bun. lol [/quote] You’re confusing this with the “all that is gay” thread. ---
**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/232 "2007-05-02T12:18:08Z")
all that is man. –beer running down your chin to your gut in the hot summer. -watching juggies run around the beach with^^ -waking up after having passed out in your own front yard and doing it again the next morning. -chugging a beer while doing her from the rear. -chugging a beer while busting her in the ear. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/233 "2007-05-02T12:19:08Z")
No one mentioned the obvious? LS1’s /THREAD ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/234 "2007-05-02T12:20:57Z")
Pooping your underwear a little when you think it’s just a hot fart. ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/235 "2007-07-24T20:57:23Z")
Ok,its time for me to bump this with the holy grail. /thread ---
**Author:** ![speedped79](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/speedped79/32/7491_2.png) [@speedped79](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedped79)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/236 "2007-07-24T21:03:57Z")
girl car tools carharrt nyspeed to make fun of me ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/237 "2007-08-03T09:34:44Z")
dogfighting. michael vick. body slamming pitbulls. electrocuting dogs. bad newz kennels ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/238 "2007-08-03T09:50:34Z")
ok, my manager told me this story… her boyfriend cut his thumb down to the bone with a dremmel while trimming his fairings on his 76 harley. he doesn’t have health insurance, so he drank a bunch of whiskey and STITCHED UP HIS THUMB WITH A HOME SEWING KIT. /thread. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/239 "2007-08-03T09:53:29Z")
[quote=“Jam,post:238,topic:9558"”] ok, my manager told me this story… her boyfriend cut his thumb down to the bone with a dremmel while trimming his fairings on his 76 harley. he doesn’t have health insurance, so he drank a bunch of whiskey and STITCHED UP HIS THUMB WITH A HOME SEWING KIT. /thread. [/quote] thats fucking sweet, pretty much on par with using a hot iron to seal up bullet holes. but that was in a movie. so thats pretty much the most BA thing ive heard in a while. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/240 "2007-08-03T10:04:02Z")
dude fucking WALKED away after the crash and was smiling and talking to the fucking emt’s. that’s a real man. carefully notate he hit so hard that his shoes came off. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558.md?page=11) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558.md?page=13)