# All that is MAN!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 20, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558 "2006-03-20T09:51:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 13
### Author:  [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2007, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/241 "2007-08-03T10:05:38Z")
[quote=“Dex,post:240,topic:9558"”]
[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v-v721Qc94)
dude fucking WALKED away after the crash and was smiling and talking to the fucking emt’s. that’s a real man. carefully notate he hit so hard that his shoes came off.
[/quote]
repost faggot.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2007, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/242 "2007-08-03T10:11:59Z")
^:lol: I had to look twice…
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/243 "2007-08-10T05:23:45Z")
This chick belongs here:
> **[Woman Kills Rabid Raccoon With Bare Hands](http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/08/10/woman-kills-rabid-raccoon-with-bare-hands.html)**
>
> A Connecticut woman killed a rabid raccoon with her bare hands after it attack a young boy, officials said on Thursday.
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### Author:  [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/244 "2007-08-10T05:27:19Z")
[quote=“BikerFry,post:243,topic:9558"”]
This chick belongs here:
[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,292833,00.html](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,292833,00.html)
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a real man would have ate the raccoon after he choked it, get this weak shit outta here :tdown:
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### Author:  [@HYBOOST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HYBOOST)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/245 "2007-08-10T07:35:47Z")
Duct tape, 44 mag, 57 Chebby, sledge hammer & horse shoes.
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/246 "2007-08-10T10:05:32Z")
Unicorns
Velvet
The word “colour”
Tatts
Toy Story
67 camaro
GRAVY
Axe
Mudding
Zepplin
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/247 "2007-08-10T10:53:08Z")
[quote=“ultradriver10000,post:246,topic:9558"”]
Unicorns
Velvet
The word “colour”
Toy Story
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:hay:
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/248 "2007-08-10T10:56:32Z")
Picard
seriously, ive never seen a chick use it before
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/249 "2007-08-10T10:56:35Z")
- making fun of people on the internet
- getting offended by things people say to you on the internet
- getting super pissed about it and repsonding with some pretty hurtful shit over the internet
- threatening to hurt people over the internet
- getting the shit kicked out of you for stuff you said over the internet
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/250 "2007-08-10T11:05:38Z")
- busting out your dick and doing a helicopter with it in a jail cell
- running from the police when they catch you in a speed trap pretty much just because you’ve always wanted to run from the police and not because you are afraid of gettting a speeding ticket.
- Driving someone around in your car who isn’t into cars at all and when they comment on how obnoxious the car is you say: “yeah… hahha, but you know what? this is the fastest car you have ever been in.” Then proving it by maxxing out 3rd gear and laughing your ass off.
- Getting into a really basic debate at a gathering / party where someone you know doesnt know shit calls your car slow. Then you bet them $50 that not only would you smoke their off-the-lot shit lease-mobile, but that instead of making them race you you will simply take them for a ride. The bet is that they will decline to race you afterwards, because having never actually been in a really fast car kind of puts you at a disadvantage when talking shit about cars that are actually fast.
- trying to figure out if you should beat-off to this awesome porno you just came across or save yourself for this evening because you’re going to a party with your chick and chances are you’re gonna sex her… then beating off anyways and then figuring a way to avoid having sex later so that you dont have to tell her: “no thanks, i came into the wastebasket in the living room this afternoon already”
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/251 "2007-08-10T11:07:02Z")
[quote=“bing,post:250,topic:9558"”]
- busting out your dick and doing a helicopter with it in a jail cell
- running from the police when they catch you in a speed trap pretty much just because you’ve always wanted to run from the police and not because you are afraid of gettting a speeding ticket.
- Driving someone around in your car who isn’t into cars at all and when they comment on how obnoxious the car is you say: “yeah… hahha, but you know what? this is the fastest car you have ever been in.” Then proving it by maxxing out 3rd gear and laughing your ass off.
- Getting into a really basic debate at a gathering / party where someone you know doesnt know shit calls your car slow. Then you bet them $50 that not only would you smoke their off-the-lot shit lease-mobile, but that instead of making them race you you will simply take them for a ride. The bet is that they will decline to race you afterwards, because having never actually been in a really fast car kind of puts you at a disadvantage when talking shit about cars that are actually fast.
- trying to figure out if you should beat-off to this awesome porno you just came across or save yourself for this evening because you’re going to a party with your chick and chances are you’re gonna sex anyways… then beating off anyways and then figuring a way to avoid having sex later so that you dont have to tell her: “no thanks, i came into the wastebasket in the living room this afternoon already”
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4 is awesome.
5 is UNREAL.
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/252 "2007-08-10T11:09:15Z")
yeah i think we should change the name of this thread to “coolest shit you have done”
cause i just did one of those like 20 minutes ago, and two others i did a while back and the other two i promise i will do… i just havent had the chance yet…
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/253 "2007-08-10T11:11:39Z")
tuckin your weiner back and dancing in front of the mirror.
doing the penis windmill in the shower
slapping your GF with your dick
peein on her leg in the shower then when she turns around angle up and increase pressure
the glutton challenge
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### Author:  [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/254 "2007-08-10T11:16:09Z")
-a hatchet
-catching fish bare handed
-wrestling a bear with out a shirt on
-a 9 inch seraded blade knife
-fighting chris hansen
-picking up little kids on the internet
-fighting chris hansen again on your second offense
- fishing off your pontiac firebird formula
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/255 "2007-08-10T11:21:06Z")
- not using condoms
- not using condoms
- not using condoms
- coming in her anyways cause it’s wicked
- imma be a daddy
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### Author:  [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/256 "2007-08-10T11:23:22Z")
-not using a condom when having sex with bing
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/257 "2007-08-10T11:28:44Z")
[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:253,topic:9558"”]
the glutton challenge
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If I start at lunch it takes me until 5. If we’re talking about the same thing.
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/258 "2007-08-10T11:29:18Z")
burrito bay?
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/259 "2007-08-10T11:30:09Z")
:word:
Granted, I get them loaded with rice & extra hot and everything, but it’s not a lunch it’s a project.
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/260 "2007-08-10T11:30:42Z")
this thread got super rad on this page :tup:
keep it up 🙂
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