# All that is MAN!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 20, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558 "2006-03-20T09:51:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 14

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/261 "2007-08-10T11:33:22Z")

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[quote=“BikerFry,post:259,topic:9558"”]

:word:

Granted, I get them loaded with rice & extra hot and everything, but it’s not a lunch it’s a project.

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oh its a lunch for me… the black beans are kind of meh though… man i wanna go get a couple of gluttons now … ☹ i’m soo hungry… I sent someone to get lunch for me… he’s taking for ever

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**Author:** ![antosh87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@antosh87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/antosh87)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/262 "2007-08-10T11:37:35Z")

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honda  
roids  
tractor pulls  
face paint  
BREW HA HA

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/263 "2007-08-10T11:43:59Z")

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[quote=“antosh87,post:262,topic:9558"”]

honda  
roids  
tractor pulls  
face paint  
BREW HA HA

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Which one of these things is not like the others…? :wiggle:

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/264 "2007-08-10T15:17:28Z")

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lol ^

[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:253,topic:9558"”]

**tuckin your weiner back and dancing in front of the mirror.**  
doing the penis windmill in the shower  
slapping your GF with your dick  
peein on her leg in the shower then when she turns around angle up and increase pressure

the glutton challenge

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umm what? gonna have to disagree with that one.

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**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2007, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/265 "2007-09-03T09:08:32Z")

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Man Jam…

/thread

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**Author:** ![psychopjv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psychopjv/32/7251_2.png) [@psychopjv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psychopjv)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2007, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/266 "2007-09-03T09:20:52Z")

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Man-Jam with the 175gram white frisbee 4 times over. /thread

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**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2007, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/267 "2007-09-03T10:06:30Z")

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lol man-jam ftw

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**Author:** ![antosh87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@antosh87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/antosh87)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2007, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/268 "2007-09-03T17:15:07Z")

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[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:253,topic:9558"”]

tuckin your weiner back and dancing in front of the mirror.

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[quote=“93z24,post:264,topic:9558"”]

umm what? gonna have to disagree with that one.

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im with him!

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/269 "2007-09-03T17:21:06Z")

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[quote=“layzie,post:254,topic:9558"”]

- fishing off your pontiac firebird formula

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:loopie:

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/270 "2007-11-01T07:54:36Z")

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powerthirst

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/271 "2007-11-01T08:20:08Z")

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~I always wanted to run from the cops, just to see if I could get away. Every time I pass a trooper in the 219 I think “Should I drop it into third to see what he does?” Then I say no no no don’t do it. Someday I might crack and do it.

~When I’m driving my Jeep on the thru-way and there is a slow driver in the passing lane which forces me to pass them in the middle lane, as soon as my front bumper is up to their rear bumper I want to PIT them. I imagine their stupid face freaking out and not knowing what to do. Then I picture their car slamming into the median. It makes me happy.

~Catch a fish, then ram a M-80 in its mouth, light it and throw it back. It only thinks it survived.

~I also always want to take my pack, a gun with a boat load of ammo, and basic supplies (hatchet, flint, sleeping bag, wire, etc.) into the woods and try to live there forever. I’d like to build my own little hut and what not, set up traps, fish and hunt for food, as well as start my own little garden with maybe berries, apple tree, potatoes, mushrooms (none acid containing ones) and just live out my life in tranquility. Possible next to a water falls. I think I could last a while, but idk.

~ Using this weird little girlie looking thing (~)

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/272 "2007-11-01T08:30:19Z")

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lol you’re officially really creepy.

It’s called a tilde.

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/273 "2007-11-01T08:35:31Z")

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Jagerbombs

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/274 "2007-11-01T09:17:42Z")

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[quote=“Fry,post:272,topic:9558"”]

lol you’re officially really creepy.

It’s called a tilde.

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Your creepy, you just to drive a VW:)

I should try them in an order such as

1. PIT random people
2. Run from the cops
3. live in the woods
4. blow up fish then eat them
5. turn into big foot

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**Author:** ![manhagen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/manhagen/32/7336_2.png) [@manhagen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/manhagen)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/275 "2007-11-01T13:57:40Z")

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[quote=“newman,post:60,topic:9558"”]

std’s

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WIN.  
/thread.  
manliest shit in the house.

i mean…at least he admits to it?

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**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/276 "2007-11-01T14:44:50Z")

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[quote=“unspecified person”"]  
PS - my parents watched the qualifying from Memphis and said I was a shoe-in to make it :banghead:  
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hehe

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**Author:** ![Dlucas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c77e96/32.png) [@Dlucas](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dlucas)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/277 "2007-11-01T15:52:22Z")

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Throwing your wife down to the ground and applying pressure to her neck with your foot, only because she forgot to hold the door for you.

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**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/278 "2007-11-01T16:51:45Z")

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Copenhagen  
Keystone  
Keystone Ice  
Schmitts  
festering wounds

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/279 "2007-11-01T18:30:21Z")

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[quote=“Dlucas,post:277,topic:9558"”]

Throwing your wife down to the ground and applying pressure to her neck with your foot, only because she forgot to hold the door for you.

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AWESOME!!! :bloated: :bloated: :gtfo:

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/280 "2007-11-02T03:04:09Z")

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[quote=“Dlucas,post:277,topic:9558"”]

Throwing your wife down to the ground and applying pressure to her neck with your foot, only because she forgot to hold the door for you.

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LOL

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