# All that is MAN!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 20, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558 "2006-03-20T09:51:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/421 "2009-07-17T11:27:34Z")
> PORT ALLEN, LA (WAFB) - **A ten-year-old boy left home alone with his sister used his mother’s gun to shoot an intruder in the face, police said.**
> Late Tuesday, West Baton Rouge Parish sheriff’s deputies received a call to a Port Allen apartment complex after several shots rang out from inside one of the apartments. “You are out here trying to work and for someone to come and do that and invade your home is very hard,” the children’s mother said. She asked to not be identified.
> Deputies say Dean Favron and Roderick Porter knocked several times on the apartment door. The two young children, a ten-year-old boy and eight-year-old girl, stood on the other side, terrified. “He told his sister to be quiet and seconds later, they started kicking on the door and finally kicked the door in,” said Sheriff Mike Cazes. The two children ran to their mother’s bedroom closet.
> In a panic, the ten-year-old grabbed his mother’s gun for protection. “He did what I told him to do. I never told him to get the gun, but thank God he did,” she said. Once the two suspects opened the door, threatening the kids, deputies say the boy fired a bullet into the lip of Roderick Porter. The two men were taken to the hospital, where they were later arrested. “It’s just hard. I don’t understand why they would do that. I know they have little brothers and sisters and they wouldn’t want anyone to break into their house,” said the mother.
> Each man is held on $150,000 bond. A third suspect, a juvenile, was taken to a local detention center. One of the suspects, Dean Favron, just finished serving almost seven years in prison for aggravated assault on a Baton Rouge police officer and two carjacking charges. He was released on June 6th.
> Both men will appear before a judge next month.
[http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=10741492&nav=menu57\_2](http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=10741492&nav=menu57_2)
also, I vote this thread for “best of nyspeed”
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/422 "2009-07-17T11:27:49Z")
> PORT ALLEN, LA (WAFB) - A ten-year-old boy left home alone with his sister used his mother’s gun to shoot an intruder in the face, police said.
>
> Late Tuesday, West Baton Rouge Parish sheriff’s deputies received a call to a Port Allen apartment complex after several shots rang out from inside one of the apartments. “You are out here trying to work and for someone to come and do that and invade your home is very hard,” the children’s mother said. She asked to not be identified.
>
> Deputies say Dean Favron and Roderick Porter knocked several times on the apartment door. The two young children, a ten-year-old boy and eight-year-old girl, stood on the other side, terrified. “He told his sister to be quiet and seconds later, they started kicking on the door and finally kicked the door in,” said Sheriff Mike Cazes. The two children ran to their mother’s bedroom closet.
>
> In a panic, the ten-year-old grabbed his mother’s gun for protection. “He did what I told him to do. I never told him to get the gun, but thank God he did,” she said. Once the two suspects opened the door, threatening the kids, deputies say the boy fired a bullet into the lip of Roderick Porter. The two men were taken to the hospital, where they were later arrested. “It’s just hard. I don’t understand why they would do that. I know they have little brothers and sisters and they wouldn’t want anyone to break into their house,” said the mother.
>
> Each man is held on $150,000 bond. A third suspect, a juvenile, was taken to a local detention center. One of the suspects, Dean Favron, just finished serving almost seven years in prison for aggravated assault on a Baton Rouge police officer and two carjacking charges. He was released on June 6th.
>
> Both men will appear before a judge next month.
[http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=10741492&nav=menu57\_2](http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=10741492&nav=menu57_2)
also, I vote this thread for “best of nyspeed”
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### Author:  [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/423 "2009-07-17T12:48:43Z")
^^ would have been 100x more badass if he’d used a sword… or a chainsaw:
> [@Denver Post](#):
>
> BILLINGS, Mont. – Wielding his chain saw as a weapon, a Colorado man says he fought off a starving mountain lion that attacked him while he was camping with his wife and two toddlers in northwestern Wyoming.
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> Dustin Britton, a 32-year-old mechanic and ex-Marine from Windsor, Colo., said he was alone cutting firewood about 100 feet from his campsite in the Shoshone National Forest when he saw the lion staring at him from some bushes.
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> Britton revved his 18-inch chain saw and tried to back away. But the 100-pound lion followed.
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> As the animal pounced, the 6-foot-tall, 170-pound Britton raised his saw and met it head-on — a collision he said felt like a grown man running right into him.
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> “It batted me three or four times with its front paws and as quick as I hit it with that saw it just turned away,” he said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press.
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> Britton later discovered he’d inflicted a six- to eight-inch gash on the lion’s shoulder. He said he was surprised the damage wasn’t worse.
> “You would think if you hit an animal with a chain saw it would dig right in. I might as well have hit it with a hockey stick,” he said.
> The wounded animal retreated, leaving Britton with a only small puncture wound on his forearm.
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> The attack occurred Sunday evening at a campsite 27 miles west of Cody. Wildlife agents shot and killed the lion Monday after it attacked a dog brought in to track the animal.
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> Authorities say the lion was in poor physical condition and appeared to be starving. The lion was 4 to 5 years old.
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> Mountain lions are considered reclusive by nature and officials said the circumstances of the attack were highly unusual. Wyoming officials have documented only eight cases of mountain lions acting aggressively toward humans over the last decade.
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> After Britton’s confrontation, he and his wife, Kirsta, decided to stay the night in their pop-up camper with their two children rather than risk packing up with the lion still on the loose.
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> The next morning he told a passing U.S. Forest Service employee about the incident and that’s when wildlife agents were called.
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> Tests for rabies and other diseases came up negative, but officials said they were continuing to analyze the animal for other potential diseases.
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> “It’s very, very rare” for lions to attack, said Wyoming Game and Fish spokesman Warren Mischke. “We’re still trying to investigate why this lion would behave this way.”
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/424 "2009-07-17T12:52:46Z")
> [@dmoffitt](#):
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> ^^ would have been 100x more badass if he’d used a sword… or a chainsaw:
If he’d just aimed for the body it would be meh, but the kid went right for the headshot and got it.
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/425 "2009-07-17T12:55:50Z")
Id post the “I \<3 THIS THREAD” kitten img, but I feel that wouldn’t fall in ordinance of the general theme of the thread itself. Hell, saying the word “love” doesn’t even sound manly but ill say it, I LOVE THIS THREAD ROFL!
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### Author:  [@JMEZZI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JMEZZI)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/426 "2009-07-17T13:03:58Z")
> [@JayS](#):
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> Most of us just bitch about people that talk at the movies. When you are, “all that is man” you do something about it, then go back to watching the movie.
>
> [Moviegoer charged with shooting man whose family was talking during film – The Mercury News](http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_11325400)
I went to see Transformers 2 when these 2 guys who I think we drunk would not shut the fuck up the entire time they were watching it. My buddy and I were pretty pissed off but stayed cool until their “dates” or wives finally told them to shut the fuck up.
They eventually left and all was fine…that was the first time I’ve ever been to the movies and wanted to kill the person who was talking behind me. It really is annoying.
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### Author:  [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/427 "2009-07-17T16:02:43Z")
I dunno if the mountain lion one is that badass. A starving withered mountain lion vs full grown man w/ chainsaw… I dunno.The 10 year old boy shooting that guy in the lip tho, holy shit. Way to show macaulay culkin how it’s done.
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/428 "2009-07-17T16:14:07Z")
The mountain lion vs Chainsaw is badass IMO.
Picture this…walking down the trail, chainsaw in hand…MOUNTAIN LION ROAAARRR!!! You just laugh and start the chainsaw…lion charges and you GET.SHIT.DONE.
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### Author:  [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/429 "2009-07-17T16:47:15Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#):
>
> The mountain lion vs Chainsaw is badass IMO.
>
> Picture this…walking down the trail, chainsaw in hand…MOUNTAIN LION ROAAARRR!!! You just laugh and start the chainsaw…lion charges and you GET.SHIT.DONE.
lmfao, okay that’s hilarious and manly. I could definitely see Bruce Campbell doing this on a camping trip.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/430 "2009-08-24T12:45:42Z")
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/431 "2009-08-24T13:21:55Z")
running a business and not taking credit cards or debit cards… instead, you put a cash machine (ATM) in the corner and tell all your card customers to use it when they pull their cards…
fuck i love it when i walk into places like that and you just know they are putting a few hundred grand in cash aside every year…
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/432 "2009-08-24T13:26:14Z")
not to mention that good ole $4 ATM fee
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### Author:  [@wnyryder\_05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/wnyryder_05)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2009, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/433 "2009-09-14T20:29:48Z")
Does this thread deserve to die?
shit that doesn’t work
sloppy joes
not flushing
$20 worth of empty red dog cans
rust
cutting down trees
leaky head gaskets
shitting in the sandbox
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### Author:  [@dyingtolive15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingtolive15)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2009, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/434 "2009-09-14T21:12:28Z")
> [@wnyryder\_05](#):
>
> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugTeOz7rsgE](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugTeOz7rsgE)
FUCKING EPIC! will watch again…
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### Author:  [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2009, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/435 "2009-09-15T11:04:50Z")
hahahahaha…the commercial rules
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### Author:  [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2009, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/436 "2009-09-15T11:07:28Z")
I always liked this one too.
YOU IGNORANT COW!
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/437 "2009-09-15T11:39:39Z")
LMFAO!
Ahhh…soo wrong, but sooo funny.
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### Author:  [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/438 "2009-09-15T12:36:10Z")
> junkyardwillie (4 weeks ago) Where the hell does she get off correcting a man, he went easy on her if you ask me
>
> 56Stiffy (3 days ago) You speak the truth. Most women will walk all over you if you dont keep a foot in her ass.
lol
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### Author:  [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/439 "2009-09-15T12:40:14Z")
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### Author:  [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/440 "2009-09-15T12:42:27Z")
^ Party foul?
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