# All that is MAN! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 20, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558 "2006-03-20T09:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/501 "2009-12-07T22:26:31Z")
> [@bing](#): > > fuck i wish this were actually you… i’d ask to hang out with you just to study you in action… like not out of envy, but just to retell the story to normal people. So after the gym I grab some Chipotle. And when I walked in there, it was just jam-packed of fat out of shape motherfuckers stuffing their faces, and all of their beady eyes just gazed in awe and jealousy as I slowly strode in. Still glistening from my killer chest/tri’s workout, my chistled muscles gleamed in the cheap restaurant lighting. I was even wearing those mesh-like gym shorts that totally show the outline of your cock and some pathetic sap’s girlfriend just dropped her plastic fork in her burrito bol in fucking ecstasy as she admired my sweaty flopping cock. As I ordered everyone got real quiet, intently listening in to see what a specimen like me eats at such an establishment full of swine and peasants. After I told Carlos to make me a fucking steak burrito, I knocked out an entire set of tricep dips on the queue bars as he was putting in extra guac just like I told his bitch ass to do. After they rang my shit up, I grabbed my to go bag and smashed it in my gym bag like I didn’t even give a fuck (because I didn’t). Even as I exited the building, all the filthy mongrels went back in shame knowing that when I eat my burrito it will add 10 pounds to my bench, and not to my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 3:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/502 "2009-12-08T03:08:39Z")
:slowclap: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/503 "2009-12-08T05:49:24Z")
lol @ dstar ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/504 "2009-12-08T06:46:13Z")
dstar is killing it up 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/505 "2009-12-08T06:55:23Z")
CRISPERS BBQ PULLED PORK CARNITAS SANDWICH. ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/506 "2009-12-08T07:24:07Z")
I’m a man. Part of being a man is not letting anything get in the way of your psyche. The only thing I need to survive and stay sane is Protein, Carbohydrates, Healthy fats such as fish oils, a place to take a nice steamy shit, weights, a hot blonde hole to slam and spill my baby batter into and some tanning lotion. Other than that, I’m cool. Take it all away, I will survive. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/507 "2009-12-10T06:17:55Z")
Being married to a hot Swedish chick and still needing way, way, waaaaaaay more punani. ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/508 "2009-12-18T08:34:43Z")
cufflinks. ![http://coolmaterial.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/RaceChairs-Cufflinks.jpg](http://coolmaterial.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/RaceChairs-Cufflinks.jpg) [http://www.racechairs.com/category\_s/84.htm](http://www.racechairs.com/category_s/84.htm) actually, that whole site is pretty manly… ---
**Author:** ![EVOLUTION\_VIII\_MR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/evolution_viii_mr/32/5187_2.png) [@EVOLUTION\_VIII\_MR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EVOLUTION_VIII_MR)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/509 "2009-12-18T09:22:14Z")
https://player.vimeo.com/video/4466986?app_id=122963 ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/510 "2009-12-18T10:01:41Z")
wait wtf kinda shifter cufflinks are those, shouldnt the numbers be reversed? ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/511 "2009-12-18T10:05:23Z")
haha I just noticed that. I guess thats what happens when non-automotive people make automotive based products. ---
**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/512 "2009-12-18T15:00:00Z")
> [@travisn](#): > > haha I just noticed that. I guess thats what happens when non-automotive people make automotive based products. Porsche 928s’ have that shift pattern. ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/513 "2009-12-18T15:05:27Z")
with the odds on top? weird. doesnt surprise me, took me 5 mins to figure out porsche has the ignition on the left side when I first started working at Holtz. ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/514 "2010-01-19T10:28:41Z")
![http://topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Arbys.jpg](http://topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Arbys.jpg) see link: [http://topcultured.com/every-animal-on-the-farm-sandwich/](http://topcultured.com/every-animal-on-the-farm-sandwich/) ![http://topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ArbysCal.jpg](http://topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ArbysCal.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/515 "2010-01-19T10:31:02Z")
i just threw up in my mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/516 "2010-01-19T10:55:01Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > see link: > > [http://topcultured.com/every-animal-on-the-farm-sandwich/](http://topcultured.com/every-animal-on-the-farm-sandwich/) ![http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IA5nokOFh84/R8EYGOG7BbI/AAAAAAAAA_8/m4OjuSa_hJA/s400/Peter's+McStroke.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/9/4/946fc0d5cc16891c0d411ae863212bc00327f3ad.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/517 "2010-01-28T13:24:04Z")
Little League Coach Robs Store With Players > Little League coaches are supposed to teach their players how to tuck the leg when sliding or turn away from a pitch when it’s headed towards their ribs. They’re not supposed to teach them how to commit a robbery. > George Spady, Jr. apparently disagrees. Last June, police say the 31-year-old Arlington baseball coach was driving with his 12-year-old son, a nephew and another player on his team when he stopped outside of a vacant shop. > According to one of the boys, Spady’s son crawled through a vent on the back side of the store and unlocked the door for his father. Spady, his son and nephew then went inside and came out holding light fixtures and bolts. > Spady then allegedly yelled at the boy to go in and get more loot. Apparently thinking time was short because of a truck that had just driven by the scene. > The kid accomplice eventually told his stepfather what had happened. And the dad, not being too keen on his son learning the black arts of breaking and entering from a role model, then told the cops. > Earlier this month Spady plead guilty to burglary. And today he was sentenced to 15 days in jail. His players, meanwhile, learned a valuable lesson: Sometimes it’s better to ignore the coach’s signs and run home. [http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2010/01/caught\_stealing\_little\_league.php](http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2010/01/caught_stealing_little_league.php) ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/518 "2010-03-04T14:42:16Z")
![http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ABuslHQEApI/SzLzPbVhYdI/AAAAAAAAAmo/eB66YHnbzEI/s400/c399_tactical_canned_bacon.jpg](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ABuslHQEApI/SzLzPbVhYdI/AAAAAAAAAmo/eB66YHnbzEI/s400/c399_tactical_canned_bacon.jpg) :jawdrop: ---
**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/519 "2010-03-04T15:01:59Z")
> [@Anonymity](#): > > ![http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ABuslHQEApI/SzLzPbVhYdI/AAAAAAAAAmo/eB66YHnbzEI/s400/c399_tactical_canned_bacon.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/d/1df766878119661cca319bc75401e024f8312e09.jpeg) > > :jawdrop: :homer: ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/520 "2010-03-15T15:54:28Z")
> Manassas, VA (TWV) - Zachary Catlin, a 22-year-old Virginia man was arrested Tuesday after he broke into a home naked and yelled at the sleeping residents inside. > According to Manassas police, Catlin broken into a family’s home around 4 a.m. Tuesday while the residents were asleep. > A man sleeping on the living room couch awoke to the sight of a naked Catlin standing over him, demanding that he let him stay the night. The man ordered Catlin to leave the home several times, but he refused. The noise awoke other residents in the home, who called police. > “He was like, ‘I’m just going to stay the night with you tonight,’” said Ryan Martin. “I was like, ‘No, you need to leave.’” > When the naked man walked out on the back porch, the resident closed and locked the door behind him. Police arrived minutes later to find Catlin, still naked, outside the home continuing to yell obnoxiously. > Police say the man repeatedly ignored officers’ commands and picked up a toy gun to threaten officers with. Police answered with a taser, which finally brought Catlin under control. > “It was totally ridiculous. They were asking him his first name and he was answering with colors,” said Martin. “At first it was kind of freaky but then it just got ridiculous.” > Catlin was arrested and booked into the Prince William-Manassas Regional Jail on charges of public drunkenness, burglary, indecent exposure and resisting arrest. Bond has not yet been set. > Danny Vice > The Weekly Vice > [http://www.theweeklyvice.com](http://www.theweeklyvice.com) Lmao. What a fucking weirdo. Granted he does drive this and seemed out there when I saw him at an event one time. So I’m not surprised. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558.md?page=25) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558.md?page=27)