# All that is MAN!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 20, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558 "2006-03-20T09:51:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Bonger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Bonger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bonger)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/41 "2006-03-20T13:38:47Z")

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Duct tape  
gorilla glue  
no name vodka  
hemroids  
work there ass of 16 hours a day to come home a fat over weight ugly woman

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**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/42 "2006-03-20T13:38:55Z")

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Hair all over  
smelly farts  
smellier belches  
jeans that fit the way they are supposed to  
hitting things when pissed

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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/43 "2006-03-25T21:57:58Z")

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Peeing outside, tapping a keg, head wounds, sexual harrassment, whiskey shots, taking a big dump, getting sweaty, getting sweaty while taking a big dump, using a chainsaw, drinking buddies, one pillow & one blanket, grease under your fingernails, tackling, being intelligent but not giving a shit about it, smelling like alcohol the next day at work, college football, carpentry, eyepatches, battle axes,Car crashes on TV, girl on girl action, bear hunting naked, bloody noses,pirates, hunting, thick beards, drinking while on duty, wiping your ass with newspaper, throwing up, fighting, farting and blaming it on someone else, drinking warm flat beer, picking your nose and flicking the booger at someone, wearing dirty underwear, being rude to old people

edit: Mustard stains on white shirts.

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**Author:** ![fiend540](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bcef8e/32.png) [@fiend540](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fiend540)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/44 "2006-03-25T22:35:30Z")

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flannel,4wd(not awd),John Deer, Dip/Chew, Tractor Pulls

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**Author:** ![93dx\_hatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90ced4/32.png) [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/45 "2006-03-25T23:04:37Z")

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 11:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/46 "2006-03-25T23:05:50Z")

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monster trucks. more later

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/47 "2006-03-26T09:00:29Z")

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Beer farts the next morning… Whew, almost smoked myself outta my den…

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**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/48 "2006-03-26T09:59:13Z")

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beer farts have nothing on the farts I had this morning. I nearly knocked myself out! (yes, I was light headed for a few seconds, at least)

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**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/49 "2006-03-26T10:04:44Z")

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V8 Appreciation threads  
Chevy  
Ford  
Unions  
Poor build quality

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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/50 "2006-03-26T19:21:06Z")

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Zubbas  
Flutie Flakes  
Cheetos  
PBR  
4 lost superbowls

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**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/51 "2006-03-26T19:27:10Z")

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NRA  
Mullet  
Holland (NY)  
Pick-up truck  
Hunting dog

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/52 "2006-03-26T20:36:16Z")

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skol strait. coppenhagen. UNFILTERED CAMELS. whisky. more whisky. cheap, plastic bottle whisky. bloody knuckles. franks hotter than hot sause. suicidal chicken wings. really bad 80’s hair bands. listening to really bad 80’s hair bands while driving your ta. BIRDS PAINTED ON HOODS. leather jackets. loud pipes. tight levis. getting sick and not bitching about it. SHEETROCK. DRYWALL COMPOUND. CHORDS OF WOOD. juice and pop are for fags. BLACK COFFEE. BEER. WATER. quickrete. fencing in your yard. beating your children with a belt. slapping your wife when the bitch needs it. WTF IS A SUPERMARKET. I SHOP AT CONSUMERS, GAS STATIONS AND THE BUTCHER. beef jerky. beef in general. grilling. smoking. DEEP FRYING. V8’s. cigars. WORKING CONSTRUCTION. facial hair.

AND THIS FUCKING GUY

![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/94wvwglxvr6/DSCF0671.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/94wvwglxvr6/DSCF0671.jpg)

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**Author:** ![ezfd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ezfd/32/7334_2.png) [@ezfd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ezfd)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/53 "2006-03-26T20:38:31Z")

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bourbon  
scotch  
bloody meat  
cigars  
propane

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/54 "2006-03-26T20:40:30Z")

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> [@94wvwglxvr6](#):
>
> skol strait. coppenhagen. UNFILTERED CAMELS. whisky. more whisky. cheap, plastic bottle whisky. bloody knuckles. franks hotter than hot sause. suicidal chicken wings. really bad 80’s hair bands. listening to really bad 80’s hair bands while driving your ta. BIRDS PAINTED ON HOODS. leather jackets. loud pipes. tight levis. getting sick and not bitching about it. SHEETROCK. DRYWALL COMPOUND. CHORDS OF WOOD. juice and pop are for fags. BLACK COFFEE. BEER. WATER. quickrete. fencing in your yard. beating your children with a belt. slapping your wife when the bitch needs it. WTF IS A SUPERMARKET. I SHOP AT CONSUMERS, GAS STATIONS AND THE BUTCHER. beef jerky. beef in general. grilling. smoking. DEEP FRYING. V8’s. cigars. WORKING CONSTRUCTION. facial hair.
> 
> AND THIS FUCKING GUY

and chewing tobacco.

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/55 "2006-03-26T21:36:08Z")

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> [@DarkkstaR](#):
>
> V8 Appreciation threads  
> Chevy  
> Ford  
> Unions  
> Poor build quality

:lol:

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/56 "2006-08-03T05:39:25Z")

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cattleman’s BBQ sauce.  
shitting in nature.  
class 3 trailers.

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**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/57 "2006-08-03T06:27:51Z")

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Oil under fingernails  
Jeans w/hole in crotch  
benchpressing  
Rambo/Commando Movies  
Confederate Flags

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**Author:** ![ezfd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ezfd/32/7334_2.png) [@ezfd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ezfd)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/58 "2006-08-03T06:41:34Z")

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.357  
.38  
.40  
.44  
.45  
9mm  
7.62x39

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/59 "2006-08-03T06:43:36Z")

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No piercings  
No womens pants  
No tiny red pretty sports cars  
No bullet belts  
No names like Newman

…

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HAHA! /nelson

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/60 "2006-08-03T06:48:37Z")

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haha, i’m definitely not manly, but i do have:

beards  
going to the gym  
motorcycles  
depreciating assets  
std’s

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