# All that is MAN! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 20, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558 "2006-03-20T09:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/81 "2006-08-03T07:11:31Z")
-son240sx -bings.ca -ziptied.com -not [ubrf.org](http://ubrf.org) -NYSPIZZLE! ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/82 "2006-08-03T07:16:11Z")
- Pat Robertson - Bill O’Reilly - Tucker Carlson - Ann Coulter - Killin sand-niggers ---
**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/83 "2006-08-03T07:18:44Z")
Shark hunting Cliff diving Gator wrestling Red Meat Reach arounds ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/84 "2006-08-03T07:21:16Z")
:shoot: :hitit: :crap: :cjerk: :hay: ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/85 "2006-08-03T07:23:56Z")
lolol ^^^ ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/86 "2006-08-03T09:50:45Z")
-Red Gatorade, not fruit punch, the red stuff, fruit punch is for fags -7 eleven -Marb reds -Shovel head, pan head, knuckle head, evolution -Outlaws, rare breed, hells angels, kingsmen ---
**Author:** ![DrDoS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/87 "2006-08-03T09:52:04Z")
> [@bing](#): > > - 50… ungh > - bentley… ungh > - lamborghini doors on an escolade > - low pro’s so it looks like i’m ridin on blades > - just how you like it guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl haha worrrrrrrrrrrddddddddd ---
**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/88 "2006-08-03T10:05:49Z")
- burning tires - smokin big cigars - not givin a fuck - roofing - wife beaters ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/89 "2006-08-03T10:10:47Z")
- intentionally getting into car accidents just to prove a point - swearing in court - maintaining multiple false identities - insurance fraud - a regualr day at the office ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/90 "2006-08-03T10:15:00Z")
-running over a nest of hornets while mowing the lawn -getting stung by half the nest -pouring peroxide over fresh bee stings while singing the National Anthem -walking back to the nest with a half gallon of gasoline, not knowing who’s more pissed off - you or the bees -making the rest of the nest regret they were ever hatched ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/91 "2006-08-03T10:16:32Z")
- dropping babies (other people’s babies) - kicking babies - eating dead babies - taking pictures of half-eaten dead babies - rolling around in half eaten dead babies while letting friends and colleagues take pictures ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/92 "2006-08-03T10:21:40Z")
- hating police officers but envying their authority and power structure - hating prostitutes but always secretly wanting to fuck the shit out of them - hating how expensive good prostitues are - costume stores - dressing up like a police officer and busting prostitutes only to solicit free sex from them because the only alternative is jail. ^^^ this actually happened in TO 2 years ago… dude is a hero ---
**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/93 "2006-08-03T10:22:08Z")
> [@bing](#): > > - swearing in court hahahah, such a good one what about driving 3 cars all registered as one car and swapping a license plate that is not even visable around from car to car? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/94 "2006-08-03T10:24:14Z")
1. Snaking out your main sewer drain 2. Renting a power auger because a hand snake wouldn’t bust your manly clog 3. Bitching and swearing while you replace the warped back door with a new back door that barely fits in your manly block-construction house. Wood framing is for pussies. 4. Throwing a shit fit when your basement floods again because the main line is still plugged. 5. Renting a bigger longer power auger. Sometimes I hate owning a house… :ham: ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/95 "2006-08-03T10:28:17Z")
- tax evasion - day dreaming about ways to get away with murder - day dreaming about ways to get away with adultery - day dreaming about ways to get away with robbing a bank - tax evasion ---
**Author:** ![double\_j](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/double_j/32/7380_2.png) [@double\_j](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/double_j)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/96 "2006-08-03T10:28:52Z")
Pronouncing the word “Porsche” using one syllable Live axles Single weight motor oil Homemade ak 47s Gambling on college sports ---
**Author:** ![double\_j](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/double_j/32/7380_2.png) [@double\_j](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/double_j)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/97 "2006-08-03T10:30:35Z")
Movies for guys that like movies Leaf springs U joints Beer can holders on riding lawn tractors Scrap iron ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/98 "2006-08-03T10:30:51Z")
> [@double j](#): > > Homemade ak 47s i am so jealous that i didnt think of that one ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/99 "2006-08-03T10:47:11Z")
- killdozer. i win. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/100 "2006-08-03T12:12:32Z")
Wow. Killdozer. There is nothing more to be said in this thread…at least nothing more manly. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558.md?page=6)