# All that is MAN! **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [March 20, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558 "2006-03-20T09:51:48Z") **Posts on this page:** 1 **Showing post:** 251
### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman) #### Post date: [August 10, 2007, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558/251 "2007-08-10T11:07:02Z")
[quote=“bing,post:250,topic:9558"”] - busting out your dick and doing a helicopter with it in a jail cell - running from the police when they catch you in a speed trap pretty much just because you’ve always wanted to run from the police and not because you are afraid of gettting a speeding ticket. - Driving someone around in your car who isn’t into cars at all and when they comment on how obnoxious the car is you say: “yeah… hahha, but you know what? this is the fastest car you have ever been in.” Then proving it by maxxing out 3rd gear and laughing your ass off. - Getting into a really basic debate at a gathering / party where someone you know doesnt know shit calls your car slow. Then you bet them $50 that not only would you smoke their off-the-lot shit lease-mobile, but that instead of making them race you you will simply take them for a ride. The bet is that they will decline to race you afterwards, because having never actually been in a really fast car kind of puts you at a disadvantage when talking shit about cars that are actually fast. - trying to figure out if you should beat-off to this awesome porno you just came across or save yourself for this evening because you’re going to a party with your chick and chances are you’re gonna sex anyways… then beating off anyways and then figuring a way to avoid having sex later so that you dont have to tell her: “no thanks, i came into the wastebasket in the living room this afternoon already” [/quote] 4 is awesome. 5 is UNREAL. --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-man/9558)._