# All that is NOT man... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 27, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542 "2008-04-27T21:01:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/1 "2008-04-27T21:01:45Z")
Decorative Pillows: I buy a new bed and new pillows and for some apparent reason i go to lay on the bed to rest only to find out that these pillows that are on the bed are not for laying on. “you’ll ruin them!” “IT’S A FUCKING PILLOW!!” No, instead before actually laying to rest one must remove the pillows that make the bed pretty while not in use in favour of the more utiltarian pillows, which also have to meet some level of frill and trim. The requirement for multiple sets of pillows essentially turns ones bed into a garden during the day. It is something to be tended to and staged, right up until sleepy time. fuck decorative pillows and fancy sheet that require dry cleaning. If your best bed sheets cant handle some serious cum stains on several occasions before requiring wash then you need new bed sheets or limit fucking to the couch or something. … Exotic brand glasses, non-shades. People who dont even need glasses are wearing this shit now. Dropping $400 on a generic frame with the mildest of lenses. I swear to god it’s just an arms-race to see who can get the biggest and most exotic brand name as close to their face as possible. i’m just waiting for people to start getting the Tommy Hilifiger logo tatoo’d across their forehead… but only in the Tommy stores, so it’s authentic… you faggots… you might as well not even have lenses in them for shit sake, there is nothing wrong with your vision, you just want people to be like: “Oh, D&G, you must have money… no, wait… fuck you” You need glasses so you can fucking SEE… What’s next? Burberry medic-alert bracelets? How about LV maxi-pads and Gucci brand acetylsalicylic acid (aspirin). Fuck $400, exotic brand name, non-sunglass, eye-wear. If you wear this you are a fag. I bet there are some people on here wearing it… guess what, it wasnt designed by Prada, it also was not made by Prada. It’s a generic chinese or Turkish production frame branded under license and sold for 500% more than the other lesser brands that adorn the identical frames… glasses are about the lenses to assist your vision, not the neato frame. It isn’t like a Prada shirt made in Milan in exclusive fabrics and trims with fresh collars and sturdy buttons… there are actual differences between a $15 shirt from Target and a $400 shirt from Prada or a private tailor. Not so with frames Douche McGoo. more over, if you only need a light prescription and your optomitrist or doctor told you to get glasses or contacts then they are bullshitting you and raping you for your insurance dollars. I used to have a mild prescription and it just made my eyes more dependent on the glasses, making my non-glasses wearing vision even worse… i had them for 2-3 years in high-school and univeristy… i tossed them in the garbage and i see fine now… better than when i had glasses – Being flamboyantly gay… no there isnt anything morally wrong about dicking a dude, but still… keep that shit to yourself, Skunk. – ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/2 "2008-04-27T21:09:27Z")
a guy driving the following: Minivan vw beetle ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/3 "2008-04-27T21:11:34Z")
🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/4 "2008-04-27T21:46:21Z")
Bing, I love your rants. A+ Would read again. ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/5 "2008-04-27T22:07:22Z")
Yellow cars. ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/6 "2008-04-27T22:07:45Z")
all i have to add: popping your collar= not cool. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/7 "2008-04-27T22:13:01Z")
> [@bobbyg1243](#): > > all i have to add: popping your collar= not cool. except when there is a party that charges $5 to enter but the theme is “pop our collar, save a dollar” in which case, wear 5 shirts ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/8 "2008-04-28T05:43:24Z")
> [@bobbyg1243](#): > > all i have to add: popping your collar= not cool. totally agree and yet people who are like 3 years behind the trend are still writing that it’s cool in magazines and newspapers and shit. – dijon mustard cherries gardening Anything Daewoo Stuffed animals (unless covered in blood… someone elses) ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/9 "2008-04-28T05:52:44Z")
lol 👏 I was perplexed as all hell the first time my then-girlfriend told me to not put my head on a pillow. “But, it’s a pillow isn’t it? That’s what pillows are for. Why can’t I?” I couldn’t even grasp the concept of a decorative pillow. To add: -Flavored Coffee What kind of a fggt drinks hazelnut? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/10 "2008-04-28T06:20:13Z")
> [@cky89](#): > > Yellow cars. I was going to say skunkape…sooooo close ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/11 "2008-04-28T06:34:47Z")
Silk - the movie and the beverage. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/12 "2008-04-28T06:37:14Z")
Silk, the movie? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/13 "2008-04-28T06:37:14Z")
> [@Zong](#): > > Silk > > - the movie and the beverage. fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/14 "2008-04-28T06:38:15Z")
Using animals as fashion accessories. A rat/dog does not belong in a purse and does not need a sweater from armani and a collar from coach. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/15 "2008-04-28T08:39:21Z")
selling precious moments or even saying those 2 words in a sentence unless you are talking about lesbian porn. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/16 "2008-04-28T10:56:09Z")
tiny cameras with no optical zoom (for taking blurring pictures of your retard friends in a club cause the tiny camera fits in your bitch-bag) watching TV in the evening - because the only thing on at all no matter how many channels you have is one of the following: - hospital drama - home decorating show - body decorating or modification show (10 years younger, what not to wear) - reality TV all of which are definately not man. curtains… man use blinds only shopping at the GAP going to the mall without knowing exactly what you are going to buy and where church ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/17 "2008-04-28T10:59:57Z")
i hate church. see avatar. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/18 "2008-04-28T11:10:00Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#): > > selling precious moments or even saying those 2 words in a sentence unless you are talking about lesbian porn. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/19 "2008-04-28T11:18:48Z")
1. Breaking your sandwich into tiny pieces and eating one small bite at a time. 2. Pussyfarts 3. Owning more than 3 pairs of shoes. 4. Spending 10 bucks on a candle at Target. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/20 "2008-04-28T11:24:05Z")
> [@bing](#): > > totally agree > > and yet people who are like 3 years behind the trend are still writing that it’s cool in magazines and newspapers and shit. > > – > > dijon mustard > cherries > gardening > Anything Daewoo > Stuffed animals (unless covered in blood… someone elses) fuck that Dijon mustard roxors as do cherries. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542.md?page=2)