# All that is NOT man... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 27, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542 "2008-04-27T21:01:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RLB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rlb/32/5196_2.png) [@RLB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RLB)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/21 "2008-04-28T12:19:56Z")
This may fall under the category of being flamboyantly gay but down here on the island it seems to be cool for a man to go get his eyebrows waxed along with a nice fake tan. May i add blowout haircuts to list as well? I submit this photo as evidence… ![http://www.gatorswearjeanshorts.net/TheGuido.jpg](http://www.gatorswearjeanshorts.net/TheGuido.jpg) Simply enter any mall or club on LI to witness the douchebaggery. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/22 "2008-04-28T12:22:17Z")
I have 5 pairs of shoes Sandals, Sneakers, Boots, 2 pairs of dress shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/23 "2008-04-28T12:22:18Z")
I almost feel bad for the guys in that picture. It’s gotton so famous that it probably will end up in the dictionary next to “douch bag”. ---
**Author:** ![ezfd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ezfd/32/7334_2.png) [@ezfd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ezfd)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/24 "2008-04-28T12:37:06Z")
Wine coolers scented toilet paper lubricated condoms ultra light cigarettes bed, bath and beyond ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/25 "2008-04-28T12:39:21Z")
But what about beyond beyond? ---
**Author:** ![ezfd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ezfd/32/7334_2.png) [@ezfd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ezfd)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/26 "2008-04-28T12:47:09Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > But what about beyond beyond? If you go beyond beyond, then it becomes manly again. ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/27 "2008-04-28T12:48:29Z")
beyond beyond has chris walken…so its clearly manly. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/28 "2008-04-28T12:55:04Z")
skorts (skirt-shorts)… fuck those, harder to finger bang recycling washing the dishes before you finish eating… sit down and eat bitch Here’s a good one… Expecting a response to every comment you make. Sometimes what you say doesnt require a response. A man knows this. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/29 "2008-04-28T12:57:49Z")
> [@bing](#): > > Expecting a response to every comment you make. Sometimes what you say doesnt require a response. A man knows this. Word. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/30 "2008-04-28T13:03:38Z")
If you’re a guy and your phone blows up to a rap song /yourself. The guy in the office next to me has “Tommy can you hear me” for his ring tone. His name is Tom. That is acceptable. If your ringtone’s only purpose is to broadcast how hip you are when someone calls you, then you might as well go make me a sammich. ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/31 "2008-04-28T13:05:34Z")
A&F ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/32 "2008-04-28T13:08:32Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > If you’re a guy and your phone blows up to a rap song /yourself. > > The guy in the office next to me has “Tommy can you hear me” for his ring tone. His name is Tom. That is acceptable. > > If your ringtone’s only purpose is to broadcast how hip you are when someone calls you, then you might as well go make me a sammich. what about the airwofl theme? :headbang: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/33 "2008-04-28T13:08:54Z")
My ringtone is the same ringtone as Chev Chellios in the movie Crank. BOOOOOOSH! ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/34 "2008-04-28T13:09:06Z")
> [@Eazy716](#): > > what about the airwofl theme? :headbang: no. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/35 "2008-04-28T13:20:15Z")
booo, airwolf rocks ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/36 "2008-04-28T13:36:12Z")
is kelly clarkson “since you been gone” acceptable? ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/37 "2008-04-28T13:38:11Z")
vibrate is all that should be on. maybe a simple beep. I dont need to know that your phone is ringing. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/38 "2008-04-28T13:39:36Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > is kelly clarkson “since you been gone” acceptable? Yeah that’s fine. But only if you have a beard, so that the irony of the ringtone is hilarious. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/39 "2008-04-28T13:41:01Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Yeah that’s fine. But only if you have a beard, so that the irony of the ringtone is hilarious. :tup: sounds good! thats my unknown ring tone, my known caller is van halen :headbang: ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/40 "2008-04-28T14:22:19Z")
yeah if your phone uses a ringtone at all you have a vag… you aren’t carrying it around in a purse…its in your pocket, put it on vibrate [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542.md?page=3)