# All that is NOT man...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 27, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542 "2008-04-27T21:01:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/41 "2008-04-28T14:34:33Z")
i have a plain simple ring on my phone, standard LG tone.
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### Author:  [@ILLRACEU](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILLRACEU)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/42 "2008-04-28T14:54:46Z")
Me + 1970 Yellow beetle convertible = Ghey
Thanks for the update
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### Author:  [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/43 "2008-04-28T18:26:13Z")
what about…
blaring avril lavigne “girlfriend” in my car…with the windows up ofcourse.
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### Author:  [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/44 "2008-04-28T18:33:01Z")
> [@ezfd](#):
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> scented toilet paper
they seriously make this? fuck you, i want some…
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### Author:  [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/45 "2008-04-28T18:38:02Z")
> [@ILLRACEU](#):
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> Me + 1970 Yellow beetle convertible = Ghey
> Thanks for the update
Dammit, I have one of those too. But they’re old cars that require you to get your hands dirty, so that makes them exempt. A yellow new Beetle convertible on the other hand…
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### Author:  [@AJC2500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AJC2500)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/46 "2008-04-28T20:19:14Z")
> [@Fry](#):
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> -Flavored Coffee
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> What kind of a fggt drinks hazelnut? 😛
haha, fucking lol. shawn I hope you read that…
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/47 "2008-04-29T06:37:31Z")
> [@Fry](#):
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> The guy in the office next to me has “Tommy can you hear me” for his ring tone. His name is Tom. That is acceptable.
Wat? this is absolutely unacceptable.
edit:
bluetooth headsets not being used in a vehicle
gardening - this is very prevalent on my street. if you are a guy, please don’t publicly humiliate yourself. and if you honestly seriously just love gardening, do it at 2 am so no one sees/makes fun of you/puddings your house.
walking your cat
sewing (unless you are stitching up a wound. thats super manly)
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/48 "2008-04-29T06:45:48Z")
lol I just noticed your sig. :ohnoes: Did he start yet?
Oh, and to stay on topic: Driving with your left hand on the right side of the wheel. Sit up straight you thugfag!
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### Author:  [@RLB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RLB)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/49 "2008-04-29T06:46:52Z")
> [@Fry](#):
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> Yeah that’s fine. But only if you have a beard, so that the irony of the ringtone is hilarious. :tup:
Wow. When i had my beard i had that ringtone as a joke for a while. I thought it was kind of funny. I guess i’m ok then.
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### Author:  [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/50 "2008-04-29T06:51:58Z")
- “Tough guys wear pink” shirts…
- Hello Kitty.
- Forum usernames such as (and not limited to) JustKarter, CubanCrisis, IDiablo.
- Hybrids.
- Whip Cream.
- any food/drink with the word “Light” on the label.
- tampons.
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/51 "2008-04-29T06:57:43Z")
> [@Fry](#):
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> thugfag!
I propose :thugfag: smiley which depicts exactly what you just described.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/52 "2008-04-29T06:58:25Z")
come up with the pic.
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### Author:  [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/53 "2008-04-29T07:27:37Z")
any t-shirt that is not black
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/54 "2008-04-29T08:18:14Z")
-Cudding/spooning without hitting it
-Minivans
-Wine coolers
- \>1 hr phone calls “just to talk”
-going out “just to dance”
-dancing with the stars/american idol/reality tv in general
And now an interesting one: Lesbian porn. also qualifies as all that is man.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/55 "2008-04-29T08:21:25Z")
\>1 hour phone calls for anything but a hostage negotiation. Even then the hostages had better be important.
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### Author:  [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/56 "2008-04-29T08:30:08Z")
> [@Fry](#):
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> \>1 hour phone calls for anything but a hostage negotiation. Even then the hostages had better be important.
👏
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### Author:  [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/57 "2008-04-29T15:09:54Z")
> [@AJC2500](#):
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> haha, fucking lol. shawn I hope you read that…
PINK WHEELS.
also, hazelnut coffe rocks, i dont care what anyone says.
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### Author:  [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/58 "2008-04-29T15:27:11Z")
> [@bing](#):
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> Anything Daewoo
The 50 taper Daewoo’s at my work will own most any other in the shop.
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/59 "2008-04-29T15:38:39Z")
lifting the toilet seat. A real man tells his woman to deal with it.
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/60 "2008-04-29T17:01:59Z")
- front wheel drive
- 30+mpg
- automatic tranny on anything other than a truck or SUV
- cosmetic surgery
- tanning, especially tanning beds and especially especially fake tan lotions
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