# All that is NOT man...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 27, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542 "2008-04-27T21:01:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/61 "2008-04-29T18:28:14Z")
what if one of your cars is fwd for a daily and your other car is rwd?
oh and
driving a cobalt
wearing a visor
hair jell
pre ripped/bleached jeans
color contacts
shaving your chest
pierced ears
waxed eyebrows
line beards = not really even beards JESUS be a fucking man about it
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### Author:  [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/62 "2008-04-29T19:10:49Z")
> [@Jam](#):
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> wearing a visor
haha, i used to have a vsor that said “I don’t sell drugs”
the ironing was great.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/63 "2008-05-06T16:39:05Z")
:gotme:
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/64 "2008-05-06T16:45:34Z")
> [@Fry](#):
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> \>1 hour phone calls for anything but a hostage negotiation. Even then the hostages had better be important.
fucking LOL
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/65 "2009-08-24T10:12:21Z")
- entry level jobs when you’re 30 years old
- considering ‘environmental impact’ when making a car purchasing decision
- not wanting children because it doesn’t suit your lifestyle
- ugly chicks
- voting
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/66 "2009-08-24T10:14:22Z")
> [@bing](#):
>
> - entry level jobs when you’re 30 years old
> - considering ‘environmental impact’ when making a car purchasing decision
> - not wanting children because it doesn’t suit your lifestyle
> - ugly chicks
> - voting
Having kids may or may not interfere with other all that is man activities, so IDK if i can get down with having it on this list.
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### Author:  [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/67 "2009-08-24T10:17:29Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> Having kids may or may not interfere with other all that is man activities, so IDK if i can get down with having it on this list.
+1 and they smell and cry and shit.
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/68 "2009-08-24T10:28:26Z")
you’re both wrong and, unfortunately, when you come to that self-realization it will be too late. In fact, the fact that it will be too late is a pre-requisite for the realization.
The lack of vision which leads you into this scenerio is also emasculating.
you cannot be a man without being a father.
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/69 "2009-08-24T10:29:13Z")
Fucking awesome bump. :tup:
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### Author:  [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/70 "2009-08-24T10:41:06Z")
… And for those wondering, Bing is preggers again, lol :tup:
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### Author:  [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/71 "2009-08-24T10:47:01Z")
> [@bing](#):
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> you’re both wrong and, unfortunately, when you come to that self-realization it will be too late. In fact, the fact that it will be too late is a pre-requisite for the realization.
>
> The lack of vision which leads you into this scenerio is also emasculating.
>
> you cannot be a man without being a father.
Whatever you need to tell yourself brah.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/72 "2009-08-24T10:47:56Z")
He should name it Admin…
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### Author:  [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/73 "2009-08-24T11:25:25Z")
> [@newman](#):
>
> Having kids may or may not interfere with other all that is man activities, so IDK if i can get down with having it on this list.
> [@cougarspeed](#):
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> +1 and they smell and cry and shit.
this.
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### Author:  [@sobo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sobo)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/74 "2009-08-24T11:25:33Z")
> front wheel drive
FWD=For Women Drivers
Unmanly…
-Radio stations 98.5+101.1
-Fuel efficient/Green cars
-“Cute” cars
-The beach
-Trimming the fat off the steak before grilling it.
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/75 "2009-08-24T11:46:24Z")
- fake eyebrows
- paying full price for anything made in China
- protecting your PIN # with your hands at the check-out counter \*SNKY
- collecting ‘points’ for anything other than international air travel
- every highliter colour except yellow
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### Author:  [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/76 "2009-08-24T11:48:37Z")
> [@Jam](#):
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> shaving your chest
What if you have spider nipples? Can you get a pass for that?
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### Author:  [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/77 "2009-08-24T11:52:01Z")
> [@bing](#):
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> - every highliter **color** except yellow
Silly Bing, u’s are for Canadians 😛
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/78 "2009-08-24T11:52:28Z")
> [@bing](#):
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> you’re both wrong and, unfortunately, when you come to that self-realization it will be too late. In fact, the fact that it will be too late is a pre-requisite for the realization.
>
> The lack of vision which leads you into this scenerio is also emasculating.
>
> you cannot be a man without being a father.
FALSE.
Very, very false. In fact, the majority of parenting activities belong on this list.
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/79 "2009-08-24T11:53:50Z")
- being on time for things
- listening
- complaining
- herpes
- being on time for a lunch date and listening to a chick complain about her herpes… or your herpes… 🙂
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/80 "2009-08-24T11:55:38Z")
> [@Joe](#):
>
> FALSE.
> Very, very false. In fact, the majority of parenting activities belong on this list.
you guys are so delusional.
spreading your seed is what a man does.
being afraid of it because it might be hard work is what a faggot does.
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