# All that is NOT man...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 27, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542 "2008-04-27T21:01:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/101 "2009-08-24T13:59:26Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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> all of the wrong ones.
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> It would be cool if people who do not suck could have kids that eat the kids of people who do suck or something.
+1
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### Author:  [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/102 "2009-08-24T19:59:11Z")
> [@bing"](#):
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> Decorative Pillows:
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> I buy a new bed and new pillows and for some apparent reason i go to lay on the bed to rest only to find out that these pillows that are on the bed are not for laying on.
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> “you’ll ruin them!”
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> “IT’S A FUCKING PILLOW!!”
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> No, instead before actually laying to rest one must remove the pillows that make the bed pretty while not in use in favour of the more utiltarian pillows, which also have to meet some level of frill and trim.
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> The requirement for multiple sets of pillows essentially turns ones bed into a garden during the day. It is something to be tended to and staged, right up until sleepy time.
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> fuck decorative pillows and fancy sheet that require dry cleaning. If your best bed sheets cant handle some serious cum stains on several occasions before requiring wash then you need new bed sheets or limit fucking to the couch or something.
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> …
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> Exotic brand glasses, non-shades.
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> People who dont even need glasses are wearing this shit now. Dropping $400 on a generic frame with the mildest of lenses.
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> I swear to god it’s just an arms-race to see who can get the biggest and most exotic brand name as close to their face as possible. i’m just waiting for people to start getting the Tommy Hilifiger logo tatoo’d across their forehead… but only in the Tommy stores, so it’s authentic… you faggots… you might as well not even have lenses in them for shit sake, there is nothing wrong with your vision, you just want people to be like: “Oh, D&G, you must have money… no, wait… fuck you”
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> You need glasses so you can fucking SEE… What’s next? Burberry medic-alert bracelets? How about LV maxi-pads and Gucci brand acetylsalicylic acid (aspirin).
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> Fuck $400, exotic brand name, non-sunglass, eye-wear. If you wear this you are a fag. I bet there are some people on here wearing it… guess what, it wasnt designed by Prada, it also was not made by Prada. It’s a generic chinese or Turkish production frame branded under license and sold for 500% more than the other lesser brands that adorn the identical frames… glasses are about the lenses to assist your vision, not the neato frame.
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> It isn’t like a Prada shirt made in Milan in exclusive fabrics and trims with fresh collars and sturdy buttons… there are actual differences between a $15 shirt from Target and a $400 shirt from Prada or a private tailor. Not so with frames Douche McGoo.
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> more over, if you only need a light prescription and your optomitrist or doctor told you to get glasses or contacts then they are bullshitting you and raping you for your insurance dollars.
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> I used to have a mild prescription and it just made my eyes more dependent on the glasses, making my non-glasses wearing vision even worse… i had them for 2-3 years in high-school and univeristy… i tossed them in the garbage and i see fine now… better than when i had glasses
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> –
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> Being flamboyantly gay…
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> no there isnt anything morally wrong about dicking a dude, but still… keep that shit to yourself, Skunk.
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> –
And this is my first fucking time reading this?!?!?! WTF!!?!!
Bing I think you just became my favorite NYspeeder. It took me 2 God damn years to convince my wife not to turn the bed into a Pillow garden. Shit was out of hand.
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### Author:  [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/103 "2009-08-24T20:24:30Z")
> [@bing](#):
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> - protecting your PIN # with your hands at the check-out counter \*SNKY
OMGIFUCKINGHATEWHENPEOPLEDOTHIS (its so hard to type with out pressing the space bar)
> [@Geehee](#):
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> vibrate is all that should be on. maybe a simple beep. I dont need to know that your phone is ringing.
I have had my phone on vibrate for two+ years. Rings are obnoxious and unnecessary
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/104 "2009-08-25T06:01:09Z")
If you are all that is not man…
Harbor Freight has a tool for you.
[http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/ctaf/displayitem.taf?Itemnumber=41078](http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/ctaf/displayitem.taf?Itemnumber=41078)
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### Author:  [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/105 "2009-08-25T06:03:01Z")
> [@travisn](#):
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> I have had my phone on vibrate for two+ years. Rings are obnoxious and unnecessary
:fistbump:
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/106 "2009-08-25T07:30:07Z")
> [@bing](#):
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> skorts (skirt-shorts)… fuck those, harder to finger bang
> recycling
> washing the dishes before you finish eating… sit down and eat bitch
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> Here’s a good one…
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> Expecting a response to every comment you make. Sometimes what you say doesnt require a response. A man knows this.
bump
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/107 "2009-12-23T19:54:09Z")
Trying to do something about climate change
Equality
Wearing a bluetooth headset when you’re not having a phone conversation
Using steroids
Voting… again
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### Author:  [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/108 "2011-01-21T19:50:31Z")
Post videos/stories/pics that are embarrassing to manliness and testosterone.
Double Dream Hands::
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### Author:  [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/109 "2011-01-21T20:31:12Z")
Fine. I’ll start with a story. Second date with a “buddy” in Salt Lake. She shoots pool. We shot a bit on our first date. She was pretty good, and I’m…not bad. We’re at a bar in the city, and the pool room is pretty competitive. After waiting an hour, we got on a doubles table. First game, we ran them. They had 6 balls left on the table. At this point, I’m feeling manly. Our break. I get ready. I’m going to show her how manly my break is. Place is effing packed. I pull back…I’m going to turn that 1 ball into powder. Hit the cue at 1000 MPH…and let go of the damn stick. It flies through the bar like a javelin. My only manly out at this point would have been if my stick went all the way through another person. Nope, lands on a table with about 6 people sitting there, and destroys their drinks. 30 bucks, and wiener turning into an “inny”, I’m all that is NOT man.
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### Author:  [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/110 "2011-01-21T20:32:49Z")
> [@bracketracer](#):
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> Fine. I’ll start with a story. Second date with a “buddy” in Salt Lake. She shoots pool. We shot a bit on our first date. She was pretty good, and I’m…not bad. We’re at a bar in the city, and the pool room is pretty competitive. After waiting an hour, we got on a doubles table. First game, we ran them. They had 6 balls left on the table. At this point, I’m feeling manly. Our break. I get ready. I’m going to show her how manly my break is. Place is effing packed. I pull back…I’m going to turn that 1 ball into powder. Hit the cue at 1000 MPH…and let go of the damn stick. It flies through the bar like a javelin. My only manly out at this point would have been if my stick went all the way through another person. Nope, lands on a table with about 6 people sitting there, and destroys their drinks. 30 bucks, and wiener turning into an “inny”, I’m all that is NOT man.
bahahah…lmao.
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/111 "2011-01-21T21:47:35Z")
driving a honda civic and thinking its cool.
modding a fwd car and thinking its fast (you are excluded from this if you’ve spent a house budget on a 4 cyl to go tens)
modding a 4 cyl for anything but mpg
owning a cobalt or a neon or a dsm
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2011, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/112 "2011-01-21T23:38:03Z")
Changing a user name to “arch angel” :gay:
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/113 "2011-01-21T23:42:48Z")
> [@bracketracer](#):
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> Fine. I’ll start with a story. Second date with a “buddy” in Salt Lake. She shoots pool. We shot a bit on our first date. She was pretty good, and I’m…not bad. We’re at a bar in the city, and the pool room is pretty competitive. After waiting an hour, we got on a doubles table. First game, we ran them. They had 6 balls left on the table. At this point, I’m feeling manly. Our break. I get ready. I’m going to show her how manly my break is. Place is effing packed. I pull back…I’m going to turn that 1 ball into powder. Hit the cue at 1000 MPH…and let go of the damn stick. It flies through the bar like a javelin. My only manly out at this point would have been if my stick went all the way through another person. Nope, lands on a table with about 6 people sitting there, and destroys their drinks. 30 bucks, and wiener turning into an “inny”, I’m all that is NOT man.
Fuck. This is an awesome story. I lol’ed :tup:
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### Author:  [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2011, 11:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-not-man/47542/114 "2011-01-21T23:51:51Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> Changing a user name to “arch angel” :gay:
Would you like some Zing with that?
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