# All that is Woman....

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 30, 2009, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227 "2009-09-30T10:00:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/21 "2009-09-30T10:24:23Z")

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being able to iron well is pretty vital.

while we’re heading down this slippery slope… i get annoyed at too much cleaning, or cleaning hurrily in advance of guests…

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/22 "2009-09-30T10:33:45Z")

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If the kid’s talking, AND breastfeeding, that’s kinda creepy.

But back to all that is woman:

Putting up with my shit.  
Making a mean pie.

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/23 "2009-09-30T10:43:56Z")

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I have seen a 3 y/o toddler feeding off of a fat lady.  
Not in a cool zombie way either.

He commentary was: “breast feeding keeps the weight off” :eek:  
She probably needed several more toddlers for that to work.

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/24 "2009-09-30T10:52:18Z")

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Whats wrong with some titty sucking? :gotme:  
If he didn’t want those tit’s, I’d be worried about his sexuality.

But anyways…

![http://n2.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/456000/108256_cornvy8_1.jpg](http://n2.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/456000/108256_cornvy8_1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/25 "2009-09-30T10:54:57Z")

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My wife saw a kid breastfeeding once that very clearly requested “Other breast please mom.”

:io:

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**Author:** ![Southtowns27](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/southtowns27/32/5002_2.png) [@Southtowns27](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Southtowns27)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/26 "2009-09-30T10:57:25Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> Nothing about toilets, breast feeding, babies, or being pregnant is even remotely hot to me.

+1

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/27 "2009-09-30T11:08:30Z")

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Tupperwear parties or any party that allows a group of women to gather and waste their husbands money.

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/28 "2009-09-30T11:10:16Z")

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Avon

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**Author:** ![Jskrapper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jskrapper/32/7570_2.png) [@Jskrapper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jskrapper)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/29 "2009-09-30T11:17:26Z")

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Sex Toy Party.

Def not compatible with straight guys. lol

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/30 "2009-09-30T11:18:08Z")

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> [@Jskrapper](#):
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> Sex Toy Party.
> 
> Def not compatible with straight guys. lol

Neither are most women in attendance?

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/31 "2009-09-30T11:19:55Z")

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> [@Just Karter](#):
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> Avon

i’d like to mark this occasion. Just Karter said something that i totally agree with.

let the world know

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**Author:** ![ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f04885/32.png) [@ghost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ghost)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/32 "2009-09-30T11:25:40Z")

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avon? i’d be happy if my wife was buying such cheap shit

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/33 "2009-09-30T11:57:31Z")

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it’s still hyper-chick-shit

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**Author:** ![clinzee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clinzee/32/5233_2.png) [@clinzee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/clinzee)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/34 "2009-09-30T12:18:25Z")

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I HOPE AVON DIES.

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**Author:** ![ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f04885/32.png) [@ghost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ghost)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/35 "2009-09-30T12:54:37Z")

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- victoria’s secret
- sex in the city
- gossip girl
- feelings

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/36 "2009-09-30T12:55:47Z")

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+1 for feelings.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/37 "2009-09-30T12:57:56Z")

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-hole  
-heartbeat

/thread

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/38 "2009-09-30T12:58:40Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> -hole  
> -heartbeat
> 
> /thread

the heartbeat is optional

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**Author:** ![ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f04885/32.png) [@ghost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ghost)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/39 "2009-09-30T13:14:52Z")

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- Oprah
- virginia slims
- white zinfandel
- cosmopolitan (the drink and the magazine)

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**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/40 "2009-09-30T13:19:43Z")

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> [@ghost](#):
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> - Oprah
> - virginia slims
> - white zinfandel
> - cosmopolitan (the drink and the magazine)

I think you went from appreciation of women to straight homosexual.

Unless you are a woman.

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