# All that is Woman.... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 30, 2009, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227 "2009-09-30T10:00:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/41 "2009-09-30T13:21:00Z")
Twilight. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/42 "2009-09-30T13:30:12Z")
-having dinner ready for me when i get home -knowing how i like each dish prepared -making shit she doenst like but knows that i like it (gravy) and learning how to make it well (GRAVY!!!) ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/43 "2009-09-30T13:31:35Z")
-not being sold on the idea of getting pregnant, but submitting to the fact that women are born solely for baby-making and assoicated acts. ---
**Author:** ![Vrooom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vrooom/32/7198_2.png) [@Vrooom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vrooom)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/44 "2009-09-30T13:42:20Z")
> [@bing](#): > > -not being sold on the idea of getting pregnant, but submitting to the fact that women are born solely for baby-making and assoicated acts. My hubs came home today during his lunch break just to tell me that I need to get pregnant again in 6 months so our kids will be exactly 3 years apart and therefore will not completely hate each other growing up…all the while our monster of a 2 year old is purposely banging his head off the fireplace while screeching like a howler monkey. Yeah I’m still not sold on this whole parenthood thing. Back on topic…this thread is supposed to point out the GOOD in women, not the bad…right? ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/45 "2009-09-30T13:48:45Z")
[http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77249](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77249) ---
**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/46 "2009-09-30T14:17:53Z")
> [@newman](#): > > Asking me to finish on her face. > [@Avatar](#): > > Begging me to take it out of her ass and finish in her mouth > [@newman](#): > > All that is woman: knowing her fucking place. > [@Avatar](#): > > Making sandwiches > [@Fry](#): > > Putting up with my shit. > Making a mean pie. > [@Fry](#): > > -hole > -heartbeat > > /thread All of this is quality. I would like to add that ability to clean is a plus. ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/47 "2009-09-30T14:20:40Z")
> [@ultradriver10000](#): > > [http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77249](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77249) I started to giggle in anticipation when i clicked that link, actually LOL’ed when it loaded. > [@bing](#): > > i get annoyed at too much cleaning, or cleaning hurrily in advance of guests… +1 NO ONE NOTICES ---
**Author:** ![Pauly](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pauly/32/7493_2.png) [@Pauly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pauly)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/48 "2009-09-30T15:13:16Z")
pink engines ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/49 "2009-09-30T17:37:56Z")
> [@travisn](#): > > +1 NO ONE NOTICES this one time a friend of mine is coming over who has 6 kids… yes 6 of his own children… and when my wife finds out she rushes in to clean the bathroom before he comes in. nigga has 6 kids, we have 1… there isnt anything he hasnt seen yet, stop cleaning for shit’s sake. anyways… since there is a couple women in here i suppose we should tone it down a bit. - knowing how important it is to look good at the right times (when out together only) - keeping a good home (design and general cleanliness, not fussiness) - driving auto only… stay away from my cars please… if you can crash auto in the driveway don’t bother trying to learn something more complicated - image issues ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/50 "2009-09-30T18:03:15Z")
I love it when my wife wears those yoga pants with no panties and just a little bit of a wedgie so you can see both cheeks, house cleaning, sex, long curly hair, her “mom” skills will be awesome and did I mention sex? My wife has skills in the bedroom that defy belief. ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/51 "2009-09-30T18:08:01Z")
Also I think women with class/confidence who dress that way with a little sprinkle of “I’m fucking hot and I am wearing something under here just for you” is awesome. it’s hard to describe but you know what I mean ---
**Author:** ![JMEZZI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@JMEZZI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JMEZZI)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/52 "2009-09-30T18:24:19Z")
So your wife was taking a shit and your son jumped on her lap to suck some titty milk? That’s pretty nasty. ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/53 "2009-09-30T18:53:45Z")
> [@JMEZZI](#): > > So your wife was taking a shit and your son jumped on her lap to suck some titty milk? That’s pretty nasty. My thoughts exactly. Cleaning up after me Bringing me awesome food when I am playing video games ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/54 "2009-09-30T19:07:49Z")
> [@JMEZZI](#): > > So your wife was taking a shit and your son jumped on her lap to suck some titty milk? That’s pretty nasty. idk about you, but the girls I date do more than just that while sitting down… ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/55 "2009-09-30T19:08:41Z")
Not thinking they are smart /thread ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/56 "2009-09-30T19:10:25Z")
-popping someone elses zits? I would never do that to someone else but all of my major girlfriends (1yr+) has done that to me. ---
**Author:** ![copperlegend](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/copperlegend/32/7445_2.png) [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/57 "2009-10-01T08:22:07Z")
> [@bing](#): > > since there is a couple women in here i suppose we should tone it down a bit. aww come on! it was just starting to get interesting! ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/58 "2009-10-01T10:08:24Z")
yes. please do not tone it down. i need to learn. lolzzz. ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/59 "2011-03-07T11:07:51Z")
![http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/89d95d8a-c8ca-4784-829a-967f010441dc.jpg](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/89d95d8a-c8ca-4784-829a-967f010441dc.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227/60 "2011-03-07T11:14:39Z")
> [@theblue](#): > people like the above should just be “put down”. Society has no need for them. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-is-woman/74227.md?page=4)