# all time worst looking cars

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [October 4, 2012, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132 "2012-10-04T06:02:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![suzukijake](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/suzukijake/32/6749_2.png) [@suzukijake](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/suzukijake)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/1 "2012-10-04T06:02:16Z")

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got this idea from another forum thought it could fun  
as the title states what do you think is the all time worst looking production car

i would have to say the pontiac aztec

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**Author:** ![JSEnclosures](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jsenclosures/32/6678_2.png) [@JSEnclosures](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSEnclosures)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 6:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/2 "2012-10-04T06:06:44Z")

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![http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h135/jacobennis/gayvw.jpg](http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h135/jacobennis/gayvw.jpg)

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/3 "2012-10-04T06:15:57Z")

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hands down the dumbest looking pos in show rooms today. Looks like a retarded little murano

. ![http://www.roadandtrack.com/var/ezflow_site/storage_RT_NEW/storage/images/tests/updates/2011-nissan-juke-sv/2191031-1-eng-US/2011-nissan-juke-sv.jpg](http://www.roadandtrack.com/var/ezflow_site/storage_RT_NEW/storage/images/tests/updates/2011-nissan-juke-sv/2191031-1-eng-US/2011-nissan-juke-sv.jpg)

front end reminds me of:

![http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le9ftbUOMX1qfu4tho1_400.png](http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le9ftbUOMX1qfu4tho1_400.png)

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**Author:** ![adamea1635](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@adamea1635](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamea1635)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/4 "2012-10-04T06:30:58Z")

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![http://brakebanzeen.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/nissan-juke-r_unveiling.jpeg](http://brakebanzeen.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/nissan-juke-r_unveiling.jpeg)

What about the Juke that has the Skyline Drive train in it? Not going to lie I would rock the hell out of it. And the Harlequin for that matter.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/5 "2012-10-04T06:38:40Z")

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> [@Happy Birthday Xander!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-xander/50806/29):
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> ![http://brakebanzeen.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/nissan-juke-r_unveiling.jpeg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/3/2318338edd10daa0f273fffa090aaf6dfa481b64.jpeg)
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> What about the Juke that has the Skyline Drive train in it? Not going to lie I would rock the hell out of it. And the Harlequin for that matter.

it looks like a 8 year old child carved from a dream about match box car that had sex with the batmobile, while high on LSD, then thought YO DAWG I like headlights, so Ill put headlight over my headlights, then looked at the fat neighbor ladies back boobs and thought the front fenders should looks like that.

and WTF are the side skirts suposed to look like, drapes or a table cloth flowing in the breeze?

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**Author:** ![suzukijake](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/suzukijake/32/6749_2.png) [@suzukijake](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/suzukijake)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/6 "2012-10-04T06:43:23Z")

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the juke is a love hate kinda thing for me it just looks like they dug into there scrap parts bin from there other car and threw it together and then droped it on its hatch and said good enough

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**Author:** ![suzukijake](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/suzukijake/32/6749_2.png) [@suzukijake](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/suzukijake)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/7 "2012-10-04T06:44:40Z")

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(it looks like a 8 year old child carved from a dream about match box car that had sex with the batmobile, while high on LSD, then thought YO DAWG I like headlights, so Ill put headlight over my headlights, **then looked at the fat neighbor ladies back boobs and thought the front fenders should looks like that):crackup**

im sure the side skirts are supposed to have some stupid deep meaning to there design like waves or something my parents have the nissan cube and the hole head linner is rippled to represent a pebble being dropped in water damn japs everything has to have some deep meaning

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**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/8 "2012-10-04T06:46:22Z")

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> [@Diablo 3 announced today](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diablo-3-announced-today/50735/29):
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> ![http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h135/jacobennis/gayvw.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/2/12cf17198f88352a959705b46a4435231b13bbf9.jpeg)

No. This is by far the best looking in this thread. Only because of the rarity of it.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/9 "2012-10-04T06:50:03Z")

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> [@Running dual monitors, some questions and video card suggestions...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/running-dual-monitors-some-questions-and-video-card-suggestions/50811/13):
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> No. This is by far the best looking in this thread. Only because of the rarity of it.

enlighten me then.

Becasue I could dip into the half cans in my fireproof cabinet and paint a $1200 mk3 like that this weekend in an attempt to be euroballer.

EDIT: “special edition” ohh boy

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**Author:** ![JSEnclosures](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jsenclosures/32/6678_2.png) [@JSEnclosures](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSEnclosures)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/10 "2012-10-04T07:57:58Z")

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> [@Snake vs rabbit.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-rabbit/50793/26):
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> enlighten me then.
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> Becasue I could dip into the half cans in my fireproof cabinet and paint a $1200 mk3 like that this weekend in an attempt to be euroballer.
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> EDIT: “special edition” ohh boy

lol

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**Author:** ![adamea1635](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@adamea1635](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamea1635)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/11 "2012-10-04T08:04:16Z")

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> [@Halo 3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halo-3/50804/5):
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> lol

There is something like 250 of them ever built. They are rare, and I think it would be cool to have one in a collection or something. I would drive it. But I have but one car and I would not make my one car a Harlequin.

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**Author:** ![JSEnclosures](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jsenclosures/32/6678_2.png) [@JSEnclosures](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSEnclosures)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/12 "2012-10-04T08:06:51Z")

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rare doesn’t mean good looking  
i know they are rare, they still look like shit

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**Author:** ![adamea1635](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@adamea1635](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamea1635)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/13 "2012-10-04T08:08:11Z")

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> [@Machine shop that will drill and stud 2 rotors?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/machine-shop-that-will-drill-and-stud-2-rotors/50814/3):
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> rare doesn’t mean good looking  
> i know they are rare, they still look like shit

Fair enough, very different. Although I dont think as ugly as say the above mentioned Aztek.

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**Author:** ![JSEnclosures](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jsenclosures/32/6678_2.png) [@JSEnclosures](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSEnclosures)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/14 "2012-10-04T08:11:06Z")

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azteks and jukes are both horrible, i also hate the cube and the new soul

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/15 "2012-10-04T09:10:01Z")

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They look like shit because of the different colors? I think that corey maurer s2000 build looks fucking shittier than the below examples of a Harlequin.

 ![http://i47.tinypic.com/1555kkm.jpg](http://i47.tinypic.com/1555kkm.jpg)

 ![http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7116/7768635208_9b1376a5fc_c.jpg](http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7116/7768635208_9b1376a5fc_c.jpg)

 ![http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8027/7392326678_f0d63b40b6_c.jpg](http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8027/7392326678_f0d63b40b6_c.jpg)

Guess it’s personal opinion, but it’s being determined ugly because of a combination of all the colors the '96 Golf was offered in on one unit. Odd, yes. The car itself is not nearly as ugly as the Juke, Soul, Cube, Aztek, etc.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/16 "2012-10-04T09:14:08Z")

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my jeans are too loose to understand

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**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/17 "2012-10-04T09:30:23Z")

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Wait…

…VW made 250 cars out of mis-matched body panels and sold them off as “Limited Edition”? I thought some hipster bolted body panels on from different Golfs because his skinny jeans were too tight. I never knew there was more than one.

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**Author:** ![MoonMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@MoonMan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MoonMan)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/18 "2012-10-04T09:35:14Z")

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![http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/2010-lincoln-mkt-4-door-wagon-3-7l-fwd-angular-rear-exterior-view_100301218_m.jpg](http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/2010-lincoln-mkt-4-door-wagon-3-7l-fwd-angular-rear-exterior-view_100301218_m.jpg)

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/19 "2012-10-04T09:35:48Z")

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yes they did them OEM, but like a tru sheepster its knocked off left and right.

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**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-time-worst-looking-cars/265132/20 "2012-10-04T09:40:36Z")

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> [@Question about the air filter on my car...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-about-the-air-filter-on-my-car/50815/3):
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> yes they did them OEM, but like a tru sheepster its knocked off left and right.

Interesting. I never knew they were a production car.

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