# Alternatives to toilet paper **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 19, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111 "2007-08-19T16:54:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LetItRip](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/letitrip/32/7448_2.png) [@LetItRip](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LetItRip)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/1 "2007-08-19T16:54:50Z")
You never know where you might be, and the resources available to you. How about coffee filters ---
**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/2 "2007-08-19T16:58:05Z")
A guy I worked with used a tampon. He was in dire need and had no other alternative. He said it did the job quite well! ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/3 "2007-08-19T17:11:54Z")
a bums shirt ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/4 "2007-08-19T17:13:25Z")
[quote=“Carbonfiberhooded,post:2,topic:34111"”] A guy I worked with used a tampon. He was in dire need and had no other alternative. He said it did the job quite well! [/quote] A guy wiped his ass with a tampon?? How is that possible? ---
**Author:** ![02svtfocus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/02svtfocus/32/7318_2.png) [@02svtfocus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02svtfocus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/5 "2007-08-19T17:19:16Z")
pad im guessing, they also make good band aids I stepped on a broken bottle bare foot 2 years ago, real deep cut, and a chick wrapped it up in a tampon and it worked great :tup: ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/6 "2007-08-19T17:24:01Z")
[quote=“02svtfocus,post:5,topic:34111"”] pad im guessing, they also make good band aids I stepped on a broken bottle bare foot 2 years ago, real deep cut, and a chick wrapped it up in a tampon and it worked great :tup: [/quote] playing lax in high school, i got jabbed in the face with the buttend of a stick, my nose was bleeding like a sieve. The coach got a tampon, cut the top of it off, and shoved it up my nose. I finished the game no problem… felt a little weird about having that shit in my nose but it worked really well ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/7 "2007-08-19T17:45:32Z")
Alternative to Tp, Newspaper/ magazine pages , Little rough but it gets the job done ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/8 "2007-08-19T18:17:43Z")
I know 2 people who have wiped with their underwear in public places,they both ran out of paper and they both flushed the shit covered undies.1 is a male and the other a female.:lol: ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/9 "2007-08-19T18:26:52Z")
i know people who have wiped with a hand. they say soap and water takes care of it but idk. id wanna stick my hand in boiling water if i did that ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/10 "2007-08-19T18:35:44Z")
dialog between my current roommate and his old roommate when they lived together. “FUCK! I’m taking a shit and there’s no toilet paper! Can you hand me some?” “There isn’t any.” “Give me something. Napkins, paper towels” “none of those” “newspaper, magazine, anything!!” “dude, just jump in the shower for a sec. rinse off.” ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/11 "2007-08-19T18:42:04Z")
some bitches tongue ---
**Author:** ![Chriskozzi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/chriskozzi/32/7331_2.png) [@Chriskozzi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Chriskozzi)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/12 "2007-08-19T18:45:58Z")
> **[Advanced Bidet Toilet Seats | Bio Bidet](https://biobidet.com/)** > > Bio bidet offers complete line of bidet attachments from basic to one of the most sophisticated advanced bidet toilet seat, attachments, and sprayers ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/13 "2007-08-19T19:21:17Z")
i have gone home with only one sock on… one time it took both socks ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/14 "2007-08-19T19:43:15Z")
[quote=“tpgsr,post:3,topic:34111"”] a bums shirt [/quote] i stole a belt from a bum a couple years ago coming back from the bars in allentown, however, i never attempted to cleanse my ass with it ---
**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 4:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/15 "2007-08-20T04:36:32Z")
tp -\> kleenex -\> paper towel -\> napkin if you ever make it past step 4 you really need to go to the store more often. ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 5:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/16 "2007-08-20T05:09:21Z")
3 Sea Shells ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/17 "2007-08-20T05:20:02Z")
4 sea shells… ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/18 "2007-08-20T05:23:04Z")
[quote=“MaximaSE98,post:16,topic:34111"”] 3 Sea Shells [/quote] hahaha ![http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1993_Demolition_Man/wesley_snipes_sylvester_stallone_demolition_man_001.jpg](http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1993_Demolition_Man/wesley_snipes_sylvester_stallone_demolition_man_001.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/19 "2007-08-20T05:25:14Z")
pinecones when camping. it’s like 100 little helping hands. ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/20 "2007-08-20T05:29:06Z")
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