# Alternatives to toilet paper

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 19, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111 "2007-08-19T16:54:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/21 "2007-08-20T05:52:06Z")

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:tup: for the obscure DM reference.

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/22 "2007-08-20T06:00:10Z")

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cardboard.

lol @ this thread.

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**Author:** ![dreid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dreid/32/7388_2.png) [@dreid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dreid)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/23 "2007-08-20T06:10:19Z")

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we ran out yesterday and the wife pasted me some kleenex. Worked good. i went out right after and got a 4 pack of charmin

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/24 "2007-08-20T07:56:01Z")

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a fuzzy cat works great

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**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/25 "2007-08-20T08:00:38Z")

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[quote=“newman,post:21,topic:34111"”]

:tup: for the obscure DM reference.

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thanx buddy

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**Author:** ![4DOORBABE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doorbabe/32/5071_2.png) [@4DOORBABE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4DOORBABE)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/26 "2007-08-20T08:34:55Z")

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for those of us with kids… Wipes! I have never done it,but the husband did,it worked just fine!

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**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/27 "2007-08-20T09:08:12Z")

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there are a bear and a rabbit in the woods.  
the bear says “excuse me do you ever have any problems with shit sticking to your fur”  
the rabbit replies with " why no i don’t"  
so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alternatives-to-toilet-paper/34111/28 "2007-08-20T09:13:03Z")

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Most practical and best one I have heard was use your underwear.

I guess factoring in that you are not using toilet paper to get a lean wipe, your underwear is basically ruined anyway so might as well make use of it.

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